Here are some Haiku about people in Elwood City. I hope they never see these!
Oh, poor Prunella.
You'll never catch a boyfriend
With cootie catchers!
We looked for the snake.
Red band near black, black near red?
Whew! Not poisonous!!
I made you a swan
Out of paper; be my sis?
No way, you're a brat!
You thought I'd mess up
When making our dinosaur
Ha! I sure fooled you!
You try to act tough
But you're afraid to fight me,
Butterfly chaser!
Female Sherlock Holmes
You found Muffy's lost bracelet
At your sleepover.
Oh, zitty kitty
You stand there with stringy hair
Wearing pilgrim shoes.