This is a list of Touya insults and mainly him teasing Sakura. I decided to make an entire page of them because, as Touya said, he's the only one who gets to make fun of Sakura and get away with it. Sakura doesn't happen to like that fact very much though. ^-^
Yuki: Sakura. You're so fast!
Touya: That's...the ONLY thing she's good at.
Sakura: >_<
Touya: Sakura, you'll fall if you go too fast.
Sakura: I'm okay!
Touya: You might be okay, but the road wouldn't be. *smirk*
Sakura: What was that?!!
Touya: What's with all the excitement?
Sakura: I'm not doing anything.
Touya: When you walk, it sounds like a stomping monster!
Sakura: I'm not a monster! *raises fist*
Touya: Well, you are pretty tiny for a monster.
Sakura: AHHHHHHHH!! *Tries pounding him*
Yukito: Good morning, Sakura! Up early today.
Sakura: Y...yes! *blush*
Touya: This little monster wolfs her breakfast.
Sakura: *GLARE* (Kicks him really hard)
Yukito: I hear you've been oversleeping a lot, Sakura?
Sakura: *blush* Huh? Huh? Why do you say that!?
Yukito: I heard it from Touya. He says you stay up late and can't get up in the morning. Is something worrying you?
Touya: An empty mind has no worries.
Sakura: *evil evil eye*
Yukito: Are you OK, Sakura?
Sakura: Um, yeah.
Touya: You wouldn't have flown away anyway, cause You're SO HEAVY!
Sakura: *karate kick!*
Yukito: Sakura, you're a good cook.
Sakura: No. I'm not! *blush blush*
Touya: Yeah. She's not great.
Sakura: *Steps on his foot*