#1. My friend and I believe that Lance is not a man. Neither is JC. See, we don't know exactly what they are yet, but we do know that they *ehem* go together if you know what I mean. I mean, Lance, he is just... well him. JC... no respectible man wears those tulip pants... or sparkly anything.
#2. Justin is Wade's biatch. Wade owns him.
#3. Each Nsync member is owned as a biatch by someone that outranks them. Wade owns Justin (each night *snicker*heh), and Justin owns Lance. Wait... I confused myself. Wade owns everyone, and Lance is still Justin's personal boy(?)toy. It isn't by Justin's choice though... I'm sure it's by Lance's begging.
#4.Wade is still working on his evil, yet very interesting, plan to take over Joey's spot in NSync. I'm sure that whole leg thing wasn't an "accident." Damn you Wade!
#5. Britney and Justin are not dating. They are merely a publicity stunt... NOT. haha almost had you teenyboppers fooled. They are a perfect match. Popstars. (AHA excuse me while I roll around laughing because I just got a mental image of them together during a photo shoot flashing their cheesy fake grins. AHA I'm okay now.)
Yeah, okay I'm finished. Oh, and if you happen to be Nsync... I really do respect you guys, but uh yeah. I'm bored and stuff. Just an opinion. Oh, and in defense of Justin... who the hell thinks he talks ebonics? I don't think so... although you never do know what they do with all their time on the bus. I haven't seen him trying to be all ghetto or anything on TV in a while. Maybe it was just a phase... like his hair was.... GROW IT OUT!!!! IT LOOKED BETTEEERRRRRRR!!!! Okay, I need sleep. night ya'll.