"Genie in a Bottle" made us aware of Christina's 'talents'.  Just by looking at her we could see she was a bottle blonde (no matter what she might say). The song starts off with Christina rolling about lazily on dirt (no change there then) singing her song.  Suddenly the location moves and she appears in the most disgusting suit ever, Christina would keep repeating this over her career. As she sings, men throw themselves off of a balcony to get away from her. No change there as well.  And the song was crap.

REVIEWS

"What a Girl Wants" was worse than her first song.  When a group of teenagers break into a junk yard, little did they know the true HORROR that awaited them.  "It's your Girl."  Says one.  And when a clown bursts in singing the boy screams (nearly).  The clown is actually Christina and the song is crap.  Obviously.

"Hi!  Read the reviews....."

"Come On Over" began with Christina bribing friends to sit with her in her rubbish room.  And a weird camera thing.  Okay so I don't understand this video but it involves The Clown Queen trying to rap.  She doesn't succeed but not to worry because she has a giant red staircase at least.  This was Christina trying to copy J-LO with her dancing too.  Why can't she be herself and not a plastic mannequin?

When "I Turn To You" was released in Britain, hundreds of little children were sick.  That song was so shitty it made them ill...And it flopped in Britain.  She should stop copying that other slag Mariah.  The video has a girl crashing in a car and Christina walking in the rain.  Her ballad had no emotion at all and let's face it.  She is a tart  with no art.

Doing a duet with Ricky Martin sounded like a good idea to boost her flagging career but Christina didn't count on one thing.  Ricki tries his best to pretend he finds her attractive but we know the REAL truth (ooh er!)  And Christina forgets to wear her clothes in the video, but not her make up.  Obviously.