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If your paycheck depends on The weather and the clock If your conversation calls for A little more than a coffe pot If you need to pour your heart out And try to rectify some situation That you'refacin' Contact the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
When Uncle Sam dips in you pocket For most things you don't mind But when your dollar goes to all of those Standing in a welfare line Rejoice you have voice If you're concerned about the destination Of this great nation It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
{Chorus} It represents the hardhat Gunrack, achin-back Over-taxed, flag-wavin' fun-lovin' crowd Their heart is in the music And they love to play it loud There's no forms or no applications There's no red tape administrations It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
We're all one big family Throughout the cities and the towns We don't reach for handouts We reach for those who are down And every local chapter has a seven day a week Available consultation For you frustrations It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
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