| The ABCs of a player (or ex-boyfriend) - written in part by me, but mostly with the aid of Stephanie and Gloria (the things we do to amuse ourselves on the transfer bus!) |
| A - Asshole B - Bastard C - Careless D - small Dick E - Errotic F - Fag (NOT female ass grabber) G - Gutless prick H - Heartbreaker I - Inconsiderate Idiot J - Jackass Jerk K - Kind while playing his game L - Loser, Liar M - Man-whore N - Nice kisses O - Oh baby, Oh baby, Oh baby P - Prick, Penis head, Porn lover Q - Queer R - Retard S - Sweet (artificially) T - Too good To be True U - Useless V - Very good kisser W - Weiner head X - X-boyfriend Y - You suck Z - Zitface |