Stealing chocolat bars and eating them in the store
Yesterday, me and my friend Mel were in a mall, just walking around, browsing, shopping, doing the typical thing teenage girls do. We brought ourselves some snacks, to sustain us throughout the day. Anyway, so we're walking through Zellers and Mel pulls out some "Astros" (little chocolat balls, kinda like malt balls). She ate them while we browsed throught the store, then came upon the conclusion that she could have easily STOLEN the candy, ate it in the store and no one would have thought differently. Sure, someone could have stopped her and asked for the receipt or something, but most people that work at Zellers are just there for the money and don't give a *&%$ about anyone. So, I've decided that what she said made complete sense. Therefore, next time I'm at Zellers or Walmart, I'm going to grab myself some M&M's, or Skittles, or something to that affect, walk around the store, browse, and eat. AND, to top it all off, I'm not going to pay for the candy that I eat in the store. It'll be an experiment. And I think it will be a successful experiment on top of that! If I succeed in leaving the store with an empty, non-payed-for bag of Skittles, I'll tell my faithful webpage readers about it, then you can all go and do it too. It's not something that is totally difficult to pull off, if you think about it for five seconds! I'd just like to thank Mel for the wonderful idea to do such a devious thing. OH, and by the way, the very same day that we talked about stealing candy, we actually DID steal something! Playdoh! We grabbed a can of it at Canadian Tire and played with it in the store, then shoved it in our pockets and returned to the car. It was so simple. Shoplifting is an easy thing to do, if you aquire the skill. I believe Mel and I are the queens of Klepto right now, so we've successfully aquired the skill of shoplifting!! Thank you, thank you very much :)
Just a little end note: I'm not trying to promote shoplifting. You can't hold me responsible if you actually shoplift and get caught and put in jail. This is just a weird thought in my head, not actually to be acted upon by other people!! Christiane