The joy of male urination
Guys' bathrooms are so intriguing. Well, they are intriguing to me anyhow. Just think about it: They get a choice between two kinds of toilets. If they feel like peeing in urinals in front of all the other guys, they can. If they feel like being hidden, they can go in a stall and pee in a toilet. I have resolved to visit a men's bathroom before my death, because they intrigue me all too much!
I think it might just be the male sex organs that intrigue me though. I would love to be able to pee standing up. Just think of the possibilities! You're out in the woods, taking a nice leisurely walk when all of a sudden nature calls. You gotta go! It's a very simple procedure:
1) Step a few feet away from the group
2) Whip it out
3) Pee
4) Put it back in
5) Continue walking
It isn't fair. If a girl is out in the woods and has to pee, it's a much bigger dilemma. She can either hold it in, which is known to be quite painful and causes women to have to wear Depends in the future. OR, she could:
a) go even farther into the woods
b) find a nice, small open space, as close to leaves as possible
c) pull down her pants
d) pull them as far away from the stream of pee as possible
e) pee very slowly and NOT on her pants
f) find a non-poisonous leaf to wipe with
g) and finally, ATTEMPT to find the group she was with
(because they most likely left her behind)
Being a girl is much too difficult when it comes to urinating! If I could be a guy for a day, I would jump at the chance, just so I could pee as a guy! I swear, I'd spend the entire day drinking, just so I could pee all the different ways that guys do! It's much too interesting. Actually, it's much too interesting TO ME. It's kind of disturbing me.