Sunday Night Sex Show
OK, so it's Sunday night and for over two years now that has always meant:
SUNDAY NIGHT SEX SHOW!!
For those of you non-connaiseurs of the show, it's this old lady who answers peoples' questions about, what else, sex. They call in and she answers them. She's very smart in the sex area...it's scary! Anyway, the show is a riot, it really is! I lay in bed and laugh my head off from 11PM to 12AM! Yeah, it's on late, that's why I don't often get to see it. But, it's summer time so that means "Late nights without worrying about getting up the next morning"!!
Ok, the thing is, I am NOT a sex addict or anything like that. I'm just a curious teen, as many of the others that populate this earth. AND, I think it's flippin' hilarious the way that old lady knows the answers to ALL those questions! And some people ask the weirdest questions, it's like, "I don't want to know you live your life like that strange person"! They'll be like,
"I want my girlfriend to fuck me up the ass, which methods do you recommend?"
OR
"My four-year-old plays with his penis, is this normal?"
OR
"I have this weird stuff coming out of my vagina, am I dying or something?"
It's very WRONG! So I laugh, instead of being uncomfortable for the people who actually had the guts to call, get their names put up on the screen and the name of the town they live in. HELLO! People might recognize your voice! It's too, too funny!
The first time I actually sat down and watched the show was two Christmases ago. I had started seeing this guy and he called me at 11:15 and told me he was watching this cool show. He said I should put it on channel 24 and check it out. When I switched the channel to 24 all I saw was an old lady playing with a vibrating dildo. AGH!
"This is such a cool show, you should watch it more often", my boy told me after I said I'd never watch that show again!
I thought I'd never watch it again...I had been disturbed by the old lady with the dildo, but ends up, I watched it again. Many times! I guess I got over the whole childish, "Oh my god, we can't listen to people talk about SEX!" and decided the show was educational. I don't know what corrupted my mind and made me think the show was good, but....I watch it now! I either grew up or immatured...one of the other :)
Well, as I said at the beginning, it's Sunday night and I am missing the show right now...so bye!