To have three wishes

        If I had only three wishes that could be granted to me, I would have to have time to think about what to wish for.  There is always the typical wish to wish for more wishes, but normally the genies or fairies tell you that that kind of wish is impossible.  So, you are left with not choice but to wish only three wishes.  Most people are quick to say “I want money, lots and lots of money” but that isn’t always what happiness is all about.  Sure, I’d love to have money, and most likely that would be one of my wishes, but would you like to know WHY I’d want money?  Well, I’d explain that I need the money to pay for university.  I’d like to purchase a nice, new vehicle for myself, pay for the insurance, the tune-ups and the gas for that vehicle.  I’d like to move out into my own apartment and purchase needful things for my apartment.  I’d like to be able to buy my friends and family awesome presents on their birthdays and Christmas.  I’d like to bring my family to Florida at least once a year, and pay for the plane tickets, the hotel rooms and the Walt Disney World passes.  I’d also like to go on an awesome road trip with my friends and pay for everything on that too.  I’d love to have enough money to live happy and comfortable for my entire life, and not need to work.  That, my friends, would be my first wish.  And to think, I have two more left!  What could I possibly wish for that would surpass the first?  Let’s just say that these wishes could only pertain to me and that I couldn’t wish for like “Word Peace” or things like that.  Let me be conceited for once in my life!  Ok, so onto the second wish.  For my second wish, I’d wish to go back into my childhood.  Instead of having a baby brother, I’d have an older brother, not more than two years older though.  I’ve always wanted an older brother.  And this brother, I never have arguments with.  Sure, we have spats, but mostly we get along well.  That is something I’ve dreamed of for most of my life!  He’d be cool, with a lot of friends, HOT friends, and they’d all enjoy having me around.  I want to be the cute little sister that they could maybe, possibly get with some day.  That is my second wish.  So, now I have a hefty amount of cash and an awesome older brother.  What could I possibly want more than that?  Easy!  I’d want lenient parents.  I’d wish for parents that would let me go out and do stuff and stay out late with a curfew of like 2:00 A.M.  I’d wish for parents that wouldn’t care if my friends were my age or if they were three years younger than I was.  I’d wish for parents that wouldn’t give me a hard time about every little thing I do in life.  I’d wish for cool parents, parents that my friends would like, parents I wouldn’t mind being seen in public with, parents who acted like teenagers all the time and wore cool clothes!  That would be my third wish.  And that is complete and utter happiness for me.  Ha!  One of these days I’ll re-read this and say, “Oh my god, I am such a loser, those were the most gay wishes I could ever think up!”  But, for today, those are my wishes.  If a genie were to pop out of a bottle, in front of me, right now, I’d wish those three things.  I’d say, “Hey, genie, I want money, an older brother and cool parents!”  But I’d make sure to explain thoroughly, cuz genies always seem to mess things up somehow.  One day, when I DO decide these wishes suck, I’ll re-write my thoughts and show them, once more, to the world.

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