A couple went to church every week, but without fail the husband would fall asleep during the service. The wife, being embarrassed by her husband's loud snoring, decided to bring a needle to the next service and poke him when he nodded off. The next week when they were in church, the husband, as always, fell asleep. "Who created Earth in six days and rested on the seventh?" asked the preacher. The wife poked her husband with the needle and he jumped up and exclaimed "Oh my God!" The preachers said "that is correct" and the husband sat down muttering to himself. He soon fell asleep again. The preacher got to the question, "Who dies on the cross to save us from eternal damnation?" The wife stuck her husband with the needle again and he jumped up and yelled "Jesus Christ". The preacher said, "Yes, you are right again". With this, the husband became suspicious of his wife and decided to catch her in the act. The husband pretended to fall asleep while keeping an eye on his wife. "What did Mary say to Adam after Jesus was born?" questioned the preacher. The wife started to poke her husband again, but before she could he jumped up and yelled "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to break it in half!"

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