A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register, he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl to have some brought to the register. She asked him what size and he said that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, and she reached over the counter and grabbed ahold of him, and called over the intercom, "one large box of condoms to register 5 please."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most men, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checkout girl that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he did not know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom, and said "One box of medium sized condoms to Register 5."
A few customers back was a teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a woman before, and thought this was his big chance. When he got to the register, he told the girl that he had forgotten to get condoms and asked if she would please have them brought to the register. She asked him what size he needed and he said he did not know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, picked up the intercom and said "Cleanup, Register 5 please."

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