This is the most accurate test that I've ever taken!! Try it to see if it is true for you!!

Imagine that you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You pushed open the door and in front of you were 5 small beds. And next to the 5 small beds were 5 small chairs. Next to the 5 small chairs was a table. On the table was 5 fruits.

a) Apple
b) Orange
c) Watermelon
d) Pear
e) Banana
Which one would you choose to eat??
(Scroll down for the answer!!)





TEST RESULTS FOR THE MOST ACCURATE TEST IN THE WORLD!!

a) Apple. If you chose apple, it means that you like to eat apples...

b) Orange. If you chose orange, it means that you like to eat oranges...

c) Watermelon. If you chose watermelon, it means that you like to eat watermelons...

d) Pear. If you chose pear, it means that you like to eat pears...

e) Banana. If you chose banana, it means that you like to eat bananas...





Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.


Your Personality:

1. "The whole thing."
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. "One bite at a time."
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. "Slow and Methodical."
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every-thing you do to the point of being anal-retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. "Feverous Nibbles."
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. "Dunked."
Every one likes you because you are always up-beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. "Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie."
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. "Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie."
You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care - you got yours.

8. "Just the cookie, not the inside."
You enjoy pain.

9. "I just like to lick them, not eat them."
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. "I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies."
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prim.





Which Gift would you like?

To determine YOUR personality check the gift you'd most like to get.
1. Candy/Chocolate
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Sex
5. Dinner/Dancing
6. Waffle iron
If you answered...(scroll down)


1. CANDY/CHOCOLATE
It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share...
OR
you're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything even true love. You fat bitch.

2. FLOWERS
It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture...
OR
you get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die. You sadistic cow.

3. A SWEET POEM
It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognises the power and beauty of the written word...
OR
you're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognises the power and beauty of the written word. You stingy minge.

4. SEX
It means that...You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful...
OR
you're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience after another. You randy tart. (meet me at my place later)

5. DINNER/DANCING
It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight...
OR
you're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor. You cheap slut.

6. WAFFLE IRON
It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that you can actually use...
OR
you have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen appliances. You raunchy slut. (I'll be round shortly)


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