This is a true story about a wedding that recently took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he waned to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his families, and thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy photo of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had decided to hire a provate detective to tail them just to verify this. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple minutes, he turned to the best man and said "fuck you", and then turned to his new wife and said "fuck you". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said "I'm outta here". He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediatley after finding out about the affair, this guy went through with the charade, as if nothing was wrong. His revenge.. making the bride's parents pay the $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all - traching the bride's and the best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

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