You know you live on Gilbert 3 East when....
1. She doesn't live on our hall, go to this school, or even live in this state, but you know who Tina is.
2. Aah, the wonderful smell of incense....
3. You miss Athena.
4. You know about the puke tree.
5. Just about your only friends also happen to live on Gilbert 3 East.
6. Who needs the UR soaps? We've got our own!
7. You know two picture perfect sorority members.... NOT!
8. You dread the words "they're only crumbs!"
9. .... Just trust me.
10. You wonder who the senior at the end of the hall is, and why he's always listening to Brittany Spears.
11. You've given up any hope of ever finding the source of that smell in room 347.
12. You remember the Halloween massacre of '95, but not the pizza party that was supposed to follow.
13. You know not to drink the Wild Turkey. And Jason's learning.
14. Does anyone clearly remember the walk back from Towers that night?
15. You, or someone you know, use the terms "ganked", "yoinked", "splanked", "dude", "totally", "sketchy at best",
"solid", "schooled", "just wait for it", "poopy", "wanna hear a funny?", "pish-posh", "meart", "bud!",
"sex dream", or "what's that smell?", on a regular basis.
16. You know what a Nymph Pixie Sprite, Loony Puny Corn, Dippy Loddicus, and Tra Pickle Fish are.
17. You never saw Erin's roommate. Ever. Then she moved out.
18. There's no language requirement here, but someone on the hall had to learn "grunteze" in order to communicate
with his roommate.
19. Ever wonder why freshman have larger singles than the RA?
20. You or someone you know was hit on at the YMCA Haunted Forest, and will never volunteer there again.
21. The people down the hall cook dinner every night.
22. You know why Orestes is a bad, bad person.
23. The Simpsons isn't a cartoon, it's a religion.
24. You know the Bitter Butter Battle? Well we're having the Deadly D'Lion Duel. And Chris and I won!
25. What's this? Another fire drill?!
26. You've been adopted by a junior.
27. If you're a guy, you never make it to the bathroom in one trip.
28. You play either solitaire, FreeCell, Clickomania, or snood on a regular basis.
29. There's probably Moxy Fruvous or Guster playing on the hall at any given time.
30. Cloaks are not unusual or strange to you.
31. And they aren't called capes!
32. So, when's Gary coming back?
33. Hallcest! (compliments of the Gilbert Orgy Monkeys)
34. Deep down, you know Jason will one day learn to moderate. (for long distance, not a sprint)
That's all for now, more insanity to come... just wait for it. For now, go back to the college page.