Nasty Things to do to
Unsuspecting UR Tourguides

1.  Have screaming fights while walking past a tour group.
2.  Do this all by yourself.
3.  Squirt guns...  'Nuff said.
4.  Walk backwards, claim to be a tourguide in training.
5.  Have conversations backwards.  Explain, backwards, that you're training for
      "advanced tourguide"
6.  Bow down to squirrils.
7.  Hide in trees, throw things down.
8.  Hide behind something, wait for the tourgroup.  When they get close, jump out
      and run away screaming "They're here!!!  Act normal!
9.  Nonchalantly join the group, ask the tourguides questions about psych patients
      from the hospital, mass suicides, and unsolved murders.
10.  Run around screaming "No more psychological testing!!!"
11.  Walk past having a very loud conversation about all the murders across
       the bridge
12.  Beg for change.
13.  Beg for drugs.
14.  Beg for mercy.
15.  Walk by with a group chanting "fresh meat" over and over.
16.  Hand out flyers to the prospectives and parents advertising a frat party
       themed "Binge Drinking"
17.  Wander around in some ludicrous outfit, stumble alot and mumble about the
       trying hazing rituals.
18.  Run past with three reams of paper screaming "If I don't hand this in in
       three minutes I'm gonna fail!"
19.  Come out in riot gear and storm the group.
20.  Walk by in hooded cloaks.  Oh wait, we do that anyway...
21.  Try to play tag with random people in the group.
22.  Run towards the group screaming "Rabid squirril!!!"
23.  Have a nasty argument with the foliage.
24.  Bounce around spasmatically near the tourguide, and explain that you're
       explaining what they say in the form of interperative dance.

Have any other things to do to these poor tourguides? Email me!
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