FRIDAY 3/23/01
SO I'M SITTING THERE AT WORK AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I GET THIS EMAIL FROM PRISSY SAYIN "GO STRAIGHT HOME FROM WORK, PACK YOUR THINGS, AND BE READY BY 7:30 CUZ I JUST BOOKED US AN OCEAN FRONT ROOM IN THE ROSARITO BEACH HOTEL." TALK ABOUT LAST MINUTE/SPUR OF THE MOMENT!!!
SO WE CHECK INTO THE HOTEL AROUND 8:30 AND WE GET TO OUR ROOM AND IT'S GOT THIS SWEET VIEW!! IT'S ON THE 6TH FLOOR OVER LOOKING THE POOL AND THE OCEAN!! YOU CAN HEAR THE WAVES CRASHING ON THE SAND. TOO BAD WE WERE OUT PARTYING SO MUCH THAT WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO REAP THE BENEFITS OF THE HOTEL THO. ^_~
SO AFTER OUR LOBSTER DINNER, WE HEADED OVER TO PAPAS & BEER, WHICH WAS SOOOO PACKED!!! THERE WAS THIS LOOOONG ASS LINE TO GET IN!! BUT!! FORTUNATELY FOR US, THERE'S THIS SWEET COP NAMED FERNANDO THAT GUARDS THE PLACE WHO IS ALWAYS THERE AND ALWAYS TRIES TO PICK UP ON US LOL!! WE WALKED RIGHT UP TO THE FRONT, GAVE FERNANDO A HUG, AND HEADED RIGHT IN THE DOOR WITHOUT WAITING IN LINE.
SO THEN THE FUN BEGAN!! AS HUGE AS THAT PLACE IS, THERE WAS BARELY ANYWHERE TO MOVE!! IT WAS SOOOO PACKED!!! THERE WAS EASILY OVER A THOUSAND PEOPLE THERE! EVERYONE WAS COLLEGE STUDENTS THERE ON SPRING BREAK. LET'S SEE IF I CAN LIST OFF SOME OF THE "INTERESTING" PEOPLE I MET/DANCED WITH THAT NIGHT:
- DRUNK DUDE IN TRIX T-SHIRT WHO PULLED ME ONTO THE SAND FIRST MINUTE I GOT THERE AND FREAKED ME (DANCE, NOT SEX!!) W/ HIS BUDDY
-DUDE WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE SNOOP DOGGY-DOG WHO ME & PRISS WERE FREAKIN ON PLATFORM BY THE MAIN BAR. THIS GUY WAS ONE OF MY FAVES CUZ HE HAD THE NICEST BODY AND HE KNEW HOW TO DANCE AND WASN'T JUST TRYIN TO COP A FEEL.
-CRAZY DUDE ON "E" WEARING ALPHA NUMERIC T-SHIRT THAT JUST WOULDN'T GO AWAY LOL! HE JUST CAME UP TO ME AND WAS LIKE "CAN I HAVE A HUG? I LIKE HUGS, THEY FEEL SO NICE!" LOLOL I GUESS THAT'S WHAT "E" DOES TO A PERSON, IT WAS SO FUNNY, HE WAS LIKE A BIG KID. POOR PRISS GOT STUCK DANCIN W/ HIM FOR THE LONGEST TIME AND HE COULDN'T DANCE WORTH SHIT. WE TRIED SO MANY TIMES TO DITCH HIM BUT HE WOULD ALWAYS REAPPEAR, GYAAA!! I GOT STUCK DANCIN W/ HIM ONCE AND HE SPINNED ME AROUND SO HARD I THOUGHT MY ARM WOULD RIP OFF. SO I JUST WALKED AWAY FROM HIM AND ME & PRISS GOT OURSELVES LOST IN THE CROWD AND THAT WAS THE END OF HIM!
-DRUNK FRENCH DUDE WHO WAS PRETTY CUTE BUT I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD HE WAS SAYIN. HE WAS LIKE ALL OVER ME TOO, EW!! CAN'T U DANCE W/O TOUCHING ME?!! AND WHAT MAKES U THINK IT'S OK TO KISS ME? LOL HE WONDERED OFF DRUNK AFTER AWHILE WHEN HE REALIZED I WASN'T GONNA MAKE OUT W/ HIM.
-FILIPINO DUDE W/ SHAVED HEAD & TATOO- THIS GUY WAS COOL. HE WAS CUTE AND HE COULD DANCE TOO. HIS FRIEND WAS A TOTAL HOUSER AND HAD GREAT MOVES TOO. I LIKED DANCING W/ BOTH OF THEM.
-DUDE FROM ARKANSAS-LOL! FUNNY HOW FAR PEOPLE TRAVEL FROM TO PARTY ON SPRING BREAK. I WAS LIKE "DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUBS LIKE THIS IN ARKANSAS?" AND HE WAS LIKE (INSERT HEAVE COUNTRY ACCENT HERE) " NAW, NOT REALLY"
-ALPHANUMERIC DUDE'S NAVY BUDDY FROM TEXAS- I DANCED W/ THIS GUY FOR QUITE AWHILE ON THE TOP DISCO FLOOR. WHEN I WANTED TO GO SIT DOWN AND TAKE A BREAK HE JUST FOLLOWED ME AND WAS PUTTING HIS ARM AROUND ME ~_~ HE WAS LIKE (AGAIN, INSERT HEAVY COUNTRY ACCENT HERE) "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KISS YOU FOR THE LAST 10 MINUTES, WHY WON'T YOU LET ME? I WON'T BITE" AND I WAS LIKE "I UM, DON'T KISS GUYS I'VE JUST MET" (YEAH, I KNOW, SOME OF YOU WHO KNOW ME KNOW OTHERWISE, HEHEHE) AND SO HE WAS LIKE "DAMN WOMAN, WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHER FOR LIKE A FULL HOUR ALREADY!" LOL TEXANS ARE SUCH A TRIP!! SO I JUST GET UP TO GO DANCE AGAIN AND EVENTUALLY JUST TELL PRISS THAT I WANNA GO TO THE LADIES ROOM, AND SHE TOLD ME DUDE WAS TELLIN HER HE LIKES ME AND SHIT... WHATEVER LOL
-CRAZY CHICK WHO BURSTS INTO THE LADIES ROOM DECLARING "I JUST KISSED A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME!!" YEAH CHICK, I DON'T THINK THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS....
-CRAZY CHICK SITTING ON TOP OF THE BAR WHO SHOWED HER TITS TO THE BAR TENDER- THE BAR TENDER JUST GRABBED A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND CUT HER SLEAZY LITTLE T-SHIRT RIGHT OFF OF HER LOL EVERYONE WAS LIKE "WHAT A HO!!"
-CRAZY COUPLE HAVING SEX BY ONE OF THE FIRES- LOL!! WHEN ME AND PRISS WERE TAKIN A BREAK FROM THE DANCIN, WE GOT A TABLE OVER BY THE OCEAN VIEW SIDE AND WERE DRINKING, AND OFF IN ONE OF THE CORNERS ON THE SAND WAS A COUPLE JUST GOING AT IT!! LOL WE WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION W/ ONE OF THE SECURITY GUARDS AND WERE LIKE, OH SHIT!! LOOK AT THAT!! SO HE WENT OVER TO TELL THEM TO GET A ROOM AND PRISSY WALKED RIGHT OVER THERE & TOOK A PICTURE! LOL BUT IT WAS DARK SO THE PIC DIDN'T COME OUT =(
-DUDE WHO GRABBED MY ARM WHEN WE WERE TRYING TO GO BACK UPSTAIRS. PRISSY WAS PULLING ME BY ONE ARM AND THIS DUDE WOULD NOT LET GO OF MY OTHER ARM. FINALLY PRISSY GOT ME AWAY FROM HIM AND WAS LIKE "TRUST ME, U DID NOT WANNA DANCE W/ HIM- HE WAS AN UGLY SOB" LOL
-CRAZY DRUNK DUDE WHO WOULDN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!! THIS GUY TAKES THE CAKE, HE WAS AWFUL! WHEN WE WENT BACK UPSTAIRS TO DANCE SOME MORE, THIS GUY JUST KEPT COMING UP TO ME AND TRYIN TO FREAK ME ~_~ THEN WHEN WE WERE SITTING DOWN, HE KEPT COMING UP TO ME AND TRYING TO KISS ME!! EW!!! WEIRDO!! I WOULD JUST PUSH HIS FACE AWAY AND SAY "NO!!" BUT HE'D STILL KEEP TRYING!! HE WAS LIKE "WHY NOT?" AND I LIED AND SAID I HAD A BOYFRIEND BUT HE WOULD JUST SAY "HE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW, IS HE?" AND TRY AGAIN!!! PERSISTANT BASTARD. WE FINALLY DITCHED HIM AND WENT BACK OUTSIDE TO GET LOST IN THE CROWD AGAIN.
-LATINO DUDES WHO WE ASKED TO TAKE OUR PICTURES- DON'T REALLY REMEMBER THEM BUT THEY WANTED TO TAKE PICS W/ PRISSY, SO THAT EXPLAINS FOR THE PICS W/ THE GUYS WE DON'T KNOW ABOVE LOL
-TWO DUDES OUTSIDE THE CLUB WHO JUST GOT OUTTA JAIL LOL THESE GUYS ARE FRIENDS BUT THEY GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT AND GOT ARRESTED AND THROWN INTO THE BACKSEAT OF A COP CAR FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES. THEY WERE LIKE "GIVE US A HUG, WE JUST GOT OUTTA JAIL!!" LOL JAIL MY ASS!! THEY WANTED US TO GO PARTY W/ THEM BUT WE WERE LIKE NO, IT'S TIME TO GO.
OK, SO THAT'S ALL I CAN REMEMBER FOR NOW. AROUND 5AM WE WERE PRETTY TIRED SO WE HEADED OUT OF PAPAS AND WENT TO SAY GOODBYE TO FERNANDO. A DRUNKEN PRISSY TOLD HIM TO CALL US AROUND 9AM AT THE HOTEL AND WE'D TAKE HIM TO BREAKFAST. SO NEXT THING I KNOW I'M LYING IN MY BED AND THE PHONE RINGS AROUND 7AM AND WAKES US BOTH UP. AND I HEAR PRISSY SAY IN THIS WHINY, HUNG OVER VOICE "NO FERNANDO!!!! IT'S TOO EARLY!!! CALL US BACK AT 9!!" CLICK! POOR FERNANDO LOL HE'D BEEN WORKING ALL NIGHT AND STOPPED BY THE HOTEL AFTER WORK TO HAVE BREAKFAST WITH US BUT WE JUST WANTED TO SLEEP. HE NEVER CALLED BACK- BET HE JUST WENT HOME TO BED. NEXT TIME WE'RE DOWN THERE WE'LL HAVE TO BRING HIM SOMETHING FROM SAN DIEGO. |
