THE SCENES THEY NEVER WANTED YOU TO SEE 13

Da Scenes! Da Scenes!!



Good riddance to bad acting!



"Don't worry Mike I'll get him back! Sonny cannot resist my Chicken Dance of Seduction!"



Leave it to JFP to think Cousin It would be an interesting addition to the cast.



Now that the controversy surrounding the length of Sonny's erections has been cleared up; Brenda offers new information regarding the size of his penis.



The 1st Annual Mixed Marrieds Reunion Dinner



"Will you stop bitching about how swollen your fucking ankles are Becki?!? You're the one who spread her legs for the Dog Boy."



Sonny Corinthos, we the viewers are forever in your debt.



Ingo is delighted that Angel Boris has never met Jesus Christ.



Nancy shows off her impression of Tamara Braun's acting.



"See it says it right here in the eleventh commandment: 'Thou Shall Not Show Your Nipples On National Television'."



This is one viewer that's eternally grateful that Robert Kelker Kelley doesn't give a fuck about the 11th Commandment.



Indiana Jones and Coffee Warehouse of Doom



Carly used to give Jason a headache. Now she makes blood gush from the side of his skull.



"I'm Wally Kurth...thank you for watching lifestyles of the rich and famous."



"Oh Lucky...you have my ass and that's a permanent lock."

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