THE SCENES THEY NEVER WANTED YOU TO SEE 7

"Yo Carrot Top? I found your brat roaming around on the docks again. You might want to come get him. And next time put him on a leash or something. I have several million viewers to annoy."



I Dream This Storyline Was Over...



"The strangest thing just happened. I saw a preview for The Ring and a girl in it looked just like Emily. Then I switched over to HBO and they were playing some prison movie with a guy that was a dead ringer for Jason. After that a preview for Tuck Everlasting came on and the guy in it looked just like Lucky did before he was kidnapped by Faison."

"Alexis...I think your getting over emotional in your pregnancy. Hey that reporter looks just like Carly did before she got all scrawny and annoying!"



"Nope sorry still not doing anything for me."



"I guess you figured out when Carly's shower time was too?"



You get three guesses who will come to save Courtney. The first two don't count.



"Hey Bob, there must have been some kind of mixup with the scripts. They gave me one from 1999 but Carly's name was crossed out and they wrote Courtney in it's place."



Dont even think about stepping onto this set, Vanessa!



And it seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind...



These are not the droids you are looking for...



"Mr Corinthos, the recasts are here to see you...."



What Would Jesus Do?



General Hospital 2038: Carly and AJ are STILL fighting over Michael.



After the LAPD frames them for the murders of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman; Lucky, Nikolas and Gia go searching for the REAL killer.



Guess who just lost THEIR mealticket, BITCH!!!



"You can keep the ugly little bastard, Sonny. I only wanted him when he was cute!"



Paging Joey Butafucco!!



You're not the only one who wants to throw up right now Jason.



Carly Corinthos: Necrophiliac.

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