The official male bashing page: Men are like mascara....they usually run at the first sight of emotion Men are like lava lamps....fun to look at but really not all that bright Men are like bike helmets...handy in an emergency but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like dolphins...they are supposed to be intelligent but nobody ever proved it so far. Why cant a man be beautiful and intelligent at the same time? Becoz then he would be a she... whats the difference between a man and coffee? Nothing...they both get on your nerves.... What do you call a goood looking sensible intelligent man? A rumour

Why did god make Adam before eve? He wanted to make a rough draft before the final masterpiece