What do you do when you're done at the urinal? Do you give good hygiene to that little man, your long dong, that monster eel, the lady killer, the 1" wonder, the little bastard and Mr. Happy. Yeah I'm talking about your Cock guys, that thing you use and abuse by putting it away with piss drops still hangin' on it.

When you're done drainin' your radiator, takin' a whiz, ringin' the sock and squeezin' the hose, are you guilty of slippin' him back in your shorts and pants knowing those cotton briefs, silk boxers, polyester pants or whatever you're wearin'.... will soak up those itsy bitsy piss drops?

Are you among the more than 90% male population, that's afraid someone might walk in and catch you shaking him more than once and think you're.... jerkin' the gherkin, bashin' the bishop, strokin' and chokin', beatin' off, spankin' the man, chokin' the chicken or pullin' the pud.... you know, playing with it? Day after day little drops of urine (pee pee) are collected in the crotch of your underwear or pants; little drops that sooner or later make a stain and do you really want to be wearing stained tightie whites, boxers or G-strings all day long? Besides, didn't your momma tell you to always wear clean underwear just in case you were involved in an accident?

Well guys, no more fears.... no matter if you're a college graduate, a nerd turd, a high school dropout, white collar, blue collar, dirty collar or no collar worker. No matter if you're homeless, helpless, delirioius or dangerous.... this product is for you The  Conscientious Man!

The first and last cock tissue you'll ever buy! The Kock Kleenex® brand is recognized by men in rest rooms and bathrooms all over the world. Recently invented, Kock Kleenex® tissue is a sanitary way to:

1. Remove those unseen little drops of urine after a whiz.
2. Wipe up after those "excited" moments while chatting online.
3. Take matters into your own hands without actually touching the big guy.

The Kock Kleenex® has met the needs of many men and continues to provide the comforting, reassuring touch to make things feel cleaner and drier. Can be used anywhere.... public restrooms, behind a tree, hangin' out the window, behind the car, touch up jobs.... places too numerous to mention. Kock Kleenex® provides a safer environment for that "Big Bruiser" to ride around in, not to mention it smells nicer "down there" all day long.

Kock Kleenex® is just one more example in how men will interact with tissues. No longer just during cold and allergy seasons when you use a Kleenex or wiping up after a healthy dump with bathroom tissue – but now in times and places that are emotionally important. e.g. -- You're out having a candlelight dinner and dancing cheek to cheek with that hot little number and after putting away a few brewski's you have to take a pee pee. You continue to enjoy the evening and then it's time to go.... you kiss her goodnight and she invites you in for a night-cap. Rest assured by using Kock Kleenex® you'll never have to worry about being turned down because of..... the horror of all horrors..... the inevitable piss drops in your jocks!! Guys, guys, guys.... that's an immediate turn off for any woman.

No more embarrassing stains in your shorts when that hot babe wants to fool around. No more hesitating to slide them babies down and whip it out, you're confident in knowing Kock Kleenex® helped you score once again. You'll be happy to know that Kock Kleenex® also comes in Ultra-Soft Pocket Packs that you can tuck neatly in your back pocket and always be prepared. Why not share a Kock Kleenex® with the guy at the urinal or in the stall beside you, he'll be grateful you gave him a clean piss drop free, cock too. Pick up your Kock Kleenex® today! Check the yellow pages to see what major department stores carry the one and only Kock Kleenex®.

*For a limited time only, included with your purchase is a leather pouch shaped like a date book, for the Pocket Pack of Kock Kleenex®. This ensures you even more privacy as you carry out the "piss drop free" campaign. You'll also be offered the opportunity to enter the **CLEAN-COCK SWEEPSTAKES.

**RULES: In 25 words or less tell me how you used your Kock Kleenex® and how it's made a difference in your life. All Entries must be emailed no later than November 31, 2002 and received in my email box at the corporate Kock Kleenex® Headquarters in Pissaway-Wipeitoff, Florida - no later than midnight February 30, 2003. Sweepstakes drawing will be held promptly at 12 PM (EST), February 31, 2003.