THE AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE
									VS
								THE EVIL DEAD

									BY

								   MAX SHREK

BASED ON CHARACTERS CREATED BY MATT MAIELLARO, DAVE WILLIS, SAM RAIMI, SCOTT SPEGIAL, AND IVAN RAIMI

OPEN ON:

EXT. THE COLD VASTNESS OF SPACE

We see space and a ship. The ship is purple and looks like an Atari graphic. We hear Mexican music play.

“SPACECATAZ”

INT. SPACESHIP

In the ship, there are two aliens. IGNIGNOT AND ERR. Err snickers then Ignignot starts to chant Latin loudly.

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INT. PLUTONIANS’ SHIP

We see two big fat orange spiky things, OGELTHORPE AND EVIL OGLELTHORPE. Evil Ogelthorpe keeps hitting Ogelthorpe while laughing, while a tall green spiky thing named EMORY is in the background trying to figure out what’s going on.

					OGELTHORPE
			KILL IT, EMORY!

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THE OPENING CREDITS TO “AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE”.

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INT. FRYLOCK’S ROOM – DAY

There is a hovering box of French fries in a room full of hi-tech equipment looking for a book.

					FRYLOCK
			Goddamit, I know I had that book yesterday.
			Where could it’ve gone?

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INT. MEATWAD’S ROOM

We see a giant milkshake, MASTER SHAKE, hitting a small ball of meat with a book. It is bound in human flesh and inked in blood. It is a means between this world and the next. It is the NECRONOMICON EX MORTIS, roughly translated the BOOK OF THE DEAD.

					MASTER SHAKE
			You must be punished!

Frylock comes in.

					FRYLOCK
			Shake! I’ve been looking for that! That’s
			the Necronomicon. 

					MASTER SHAKE
			He destroyed my computer!

					FRYLOCK
			Shake, you don’t have a computer.

					MASTER SHAKE
			I DON’T CARE, HE MUST BE PUNISHED!

Shake hits Meatwad again.

					FRYLOCK
			Give me that.

Frylock takes the book from him, then leaves.

					MEATWAD
			Does that mean I’m not longer punished?

					MASTER SHAKE
			NO!

Shake hits Meatwad with his hand.

INT. FRYLOCK’S ROOM

Frylock is at his computer.

					FRYLOCK (to self)
			Comparing my translations with Prof. Knowby’s,
			I believe it says that it is talking about
			opening up Hell and letting ancient demons
			posses the living to create a hybrid the 
			ancient people called a “Deadite”.

He clears his throat.

					FRYLOCK
			Mattisa da guyoo voicesa Errr! Kander! Kander!
			Kander!

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EXT. STREET

FORCE POV: The Force races throughout the town and finally gets to a house next to the Aqua Teen’s.

INT. HOUSE

We see inside a fat bald man in sweatpants named CARL. Next to him is a sex doll with Christina Aguilera’s face from a magazine pasted on it.

					CARL
			Christina! What are you doing here? I 
			thought you had a video shoot. And you 
			came to see little old me. 

EXT. CARL’S HOUSE

FORCE POV: The Force busts through the window and into Carl’s house.

					CARL
			OH GOD!

The camera goes into his mouth as he screams.

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EXT. THE AQUA TEEN’S HOUSE

We see a 1970 Delta 88 Oldsmobile park in front of their house. Out of it is a middle aged man with a chainsaw for a hand, ASH.

					ASH
			This is the place.

INT. AQUA TEEN’S HOUSE

Shake is watching some puppet show on TV.

					PUPPET (O.T.T.)
			Hi! This is Jackie! Welcome to Fun Hour! Now
			the first thing we’re gonna do, kiddies is
			EAT THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT! It’ll be fun!

Ash then busts in, as Frylock enters the room.

					FRYLOCK
			Oh my god! Who are you and what are you doing
			in our house?

					ASH
			My name is Ash, potato head. I’m here to get 
			rid of that goddamn book.

					FRYLOCK
			Book?

					ASH
			The Necronomicon. I’m prophesied to be the 
			one who destroyed the evil. I didn’t do that
			good’ve a job though.

					FRYLOCK
			What? What are you talking about?

Frylock takes out the book and sees a page with a man in a blue shirt, a chainsaw for a hand, who’s blowing away a creature with a shotgun.

					FRYLOCK
			Okay... but why must the book be destroyed?

					ASH
			Didn’t you read it, retard? IT CAUSES DEMONS
			TO COME ON EARTH AND POSSES PEOPLE AND SHIT!

					FRYLOCK
			I thought that was just superstition...

Shake, fed up, sighs.

					MASTER SHAKE
			BOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

Shake then grabs the lamp and hits Ash on the head with it, knocking him out.

					FRYLOCK
			What did you do that for you?

					MASTER SHAKE
			He speaks the crazy talk! He must be burnt 
			at the stake!

					FRYLOCK
			No, he mustn’t be burnt-

					MEATWAD (O.S.)
			AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frylock is shocked.

					FRYLOCK
			MEATWAD!

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INT. HALLWAY

We see DEADITE CARL, which is basically Carl with rolled up white eyes, attacking MEATWAD.

					FRYLOCK
			MY GOD CARL! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
						(realizing it’s the book)
			Oh god...
					DEADITE CARL
			HEY, I MEAN DEAD BY, UH, DAWN! YEAH, I 
			LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT!

Frylock then shoots two bolts of electricity from his eyes. They hit Carl and cause both green and red blood to squirt everywhere.

					DEADITE CARL
			HEY THAT DON’T HURT THAT MUCH! THEN WE, UH,
			GONNA LOCK YOU UP IN A FRUITY CELLAR!

					FRYLOCK (confused)
			What?

Deadite Carl then rushes at Frylock and hit him constantly.

					DEADITE CARL
			WE GONNA SOUL YOUSE SOULS! WE GONNA-

They a book or something falls out of his pocket.

					DEADITE CARL
			WHAT’S THAT?

He bends down and picks it up. It’s a magazine that says, “YOUNG CHICKS IN WET AND SKIMPY OUTFITS FOR OVER-WEIGHT GUYS WHO CAN’T GET THE REAL THING”. Carl then starts to cry and struggle.

					DEADITE CARL
			AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He then turns back into normal Carl.

					CARL
			I did it. I’M FREE!

Then before we know it, the top of Carl’s head flies off and blood spurts everywhere. Frylock gets up and is shocked.

					FRYLOCK
			Oh my god! Carl! SHAKE, WHERE DID YOU
			GET THAT CHAINSAW?!?!?!?!?!

Shake is standing with a bloodied chainsaw.

					MASTER SHAKE
			That dude.

We see Ash’s right hand is missing now. Ash, groggily, gets up.

					ASH
			For hitting my head, Bottle of Yuck, you
			owe me a fucking vodka.

					MASTER SHAKE
			IT IS THE EVIL WITCH! BURN HIM!

					ASH
			Believe me, I’ve fought evil witches. I
			ain’t one.

					FRYLOCK
			Can you explain yourself and what’s going
			on?

					ASH
			Well, long story short, I went to a cabin,
			found your new play toys, my friends were
			killed, went back in time, stopped the evil,
			landed here again, and that’s it.

					MASTER SHAKE
			BOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

He heads for another lamp, but Frylock stops him.

					ASH
			Look! What we need to do is make the evil
			flesh and-

					MEATWAD
			Flesh? Ah hell no. I’m not even flesh.

					ASH
			Go back to the butcher’s shop, and let me
			finish, make it flesh, then send it back
			in time, but we have to make sure we don’t
			go back with it. Already ran into that 
			problem.

Frylock gets the book, and opens it to the page with the “ROTTEN APPLE HEAD” on it.

					FRYLOCK
			I think this it it.

Ash goes over and checks.

					ASH
			Yep.

Frylock then starts to chant from it, the exact same words ANNIE did in EVIL DEAD II. Eventually, the wind starts to blow a lot, and things start flying everywhere. 

					MEATWAD
			WHAT’S GOING ON?

					SHAKE
			YOUR MOM’S WALKING UP TO THE DOOR!

					ASH
			SHUT UP, THE PASSAGE IS ALMOST DONE!

Frylock then screams a few words and the door goes FLYING OPEN! We see a horrible big brown head with souls all over it. Carl, Linda, Sheila, Scott, Cheryl, Ed, Henrietta, many of the Deadite witches from “ARMY OF DARKNESS”, etc. It looks just like the Rotten Apple Head but a little different. At the very top of it’s head, is a showercap. Below him, we can see what looks like the front of a diaper he’s wearing behind the door. And his eyes are yellow with red dots. It is the MC ROTTEN APPLE HEAD. Upon seeing it, Frylock’s fries get stale, Meatwad gets cooked, Shake refuses to look at it, and though he does, Ash is not affected (he already was).

					ASH
			It’s the evil in the flesh!

					FRYLOCK
			Wait, doesn’t this “evil” look familiar?

The suspenseful music turns to hip hop.

					MC ROTTEN APPLE HEAD
			HEY MY SCHINIZZES! LOOK WHAT I CAME BACK
			AS! THE FORCE IN THE FLEEZZ-ESH!

					FRYLOCK
			Oh god, not you again.

					MEATWAD
			It’s MC Pee Pants! You got a new rap song?

					MC ROTTEN APPLE HEAD
			No, Satan, won’t let me, or have some scheme.
			Asshole just wants me to steal souls. But I
			think I should-

					FRYLOCK
			Whatever, I’m sending you back as soon as 
			possible.

Frylock then continues to read the words, when HE SCREAMS HORRIBLY! HE TURNS AROUND AND THERE’S THE KANDARIAN DAGGER IN HIS JEWEL AND ASH’S SEVERED HAND HOLDING IT!

					ASH
			You......

The hand drops from Frylock and runs toward Ash with the knife when Ash kicks him and sends him flying across the room. Meatwad, curious, goes over to him and checks him out.

					MEATWAD
			Don’t these things usually have bodies?

The hand then jumps up and chops Meatwad in half.

					MEATWAD
			Sheeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttt............

The hand then runs toward Ash and they it jumps onto Ash’s face and he rips him off and they wrestle, while Shake doesn’t know what to do.

					MASTER SHAKE
			MUST FIND THE KOOL-AID!

The MC Rotten Apple Head then grabs Shake and tries to eat him. 

					MC ROTTEN APPLE HEAD
			YOU MINE NOW! I THINK I IS GONNA LIKE 
			DRINKING YOU! AND YOU SOUL-NIZ-A!

The hand is now choking Ash. Ash pulls him off and throws him out the window. The hand scutters away and Ash quickly puts on his chainsaw hand and runs after him.

					ASH
			REVENGE! YOU USED TO BE MINE!

Frylock, almost dead, mutters out a few last words, then dies.

EXT. AQUA TEEN’S HOUSE

A giant portal appears and sucks him Ash’s car, Carl’s, and Carl’s house.

INT. AQUA TEEN HOUSE

MC Rotten Apple Head realizes what is about to happen to him.

					MC ROTTEN APPLLE HEAD
			Oh thanks, my shizzies. Satan isn’t gonna-

He then flies outside.

					MC ROTTEN APPLE HEAD (cont’d, O.S.)
			LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shake then sighs.

					MASTER SHAKE
			Well, I guess my extreme Shake powers saved me.

He then smiles, but then gets sucked into the portal, too.

					MASTER SHAKE
			OH GOD NO!

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Shake in all these different realities and universes of different colors as violin music plays.

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EXT. MEDIEVIL TIMES – DAY

Shake, the houses, and the cars fall from the sky. 

A group of knights are there with sword out.

					KNIGHT #1
			Look! Tis a Deadite!

We see a big Deadite with wings flying toward them. Then another points at Shake.

					KNIGHT #2
			AND A DEADITE GAUNTLET! LET’S KILL IT!

They rush over to Shake as he runs away.

					MASTER SHAKE
			OH NO!

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THE AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE END CREDITS.