JL Productions…

Magician was walking alone down a dark street at night. He stepped in a puddle and moaned as he shook his foot dry.

And Halloween Fanfiction…

Magician continued walking down the street. He heard a slight moan. He stopped and started looking around.

Presents…

Magician backtracked and looked down an ally. “Hello?” he called out. The moaning turned to a growl and his eyes darted to a garbage bin. There were glowing eyes coming from behind it. Suddenly a zombie shuffled out. It roared, showing its sharp teeth. Magician turned and ran away screaming like a girl.

HALLOWEEN FANFICTION: KILL ALL ZOMBIES

***

Three hours before…

High above Halloween Fanfiction, a space station sat alone in space. Two Astronauts stood around the outside of it, trying to make some external repairs.
“Hey Cody, why do we have to do these repairs anyway?” A third Astronaut asked as he exited a door and walked out onto the top of the station.
“Because JH, our communications to the Site are down.” Cody explained. “We need to get it up and running again before the Flooders launch another attack. If they are sighted now, with our communications down, we’ll have no way to warn the site. Hey Blair, hand me that welder.” 
But Blair was not paying attention. His gaze was set on a glowing object flying through space, headed right in their direction.
“Blair?” Cody and JH turned to look at him, and they too noticed the object.
“What the hell is that?” JH asked.
“Beats me.” Cody answered.
“It’s, uh, headed this way…” Blair finally spoke up.
“Let me see…” Cody held up his arm and activated a small screen on a control panel located on the sleeve of his space suit. He entered in some information and a small diagram appeared, estimating the most probable trajectory. It showed the object colliding dead on with the station. T Minus 3 minutes.
“Move your asses!” Cody shouted. “We got 3 minutes to evacuate!”
“So I guess this means we won’t be fixing the communications?” JH asked.
“Fucking move!” Cody shouted at him.
The three took off running back to the door. Cody pushed the button to open the door, but it wouldn’t open. Cody looked at the button and pushed it again. Same result.
“What the hell is wrong with the door?”
“Oh, that…” JH spoke up. “Sorry.”
Cody turned to look at him, angrily. “What do you mean, ‘sorry’?”
“Well you see, on my way out, my Hubba Bubba bubblegum lost its flavor, but there was no garbage around, so I just stuck it on the wall. But maybe it wasn’t the wall…”
Blair also turned to JH. “You got anymore left?”
“Yeah, back in my quarters. I can get you some when…”
“AHHHHHHH!” Cody shouted. I’m surrounded by idiots!” he turned and started running over the top of the station, getting further away from his two comrades.
“Hey, you’re going the wrong way!” JH shouted at him. “The door to inside is over here!”
“God, Deliver me from them!” Cody shouted as he jumped off the edge of the station and started floating through space. Unfortunately, it was in the same direction as the speeding glowing object. He didn’t last much longer after that.
“Did he know that all he had to do to get inside is go to the second door over there?” Blair pointed to another door about three feet away. JH shrugged.
JH turned and saw the object much clearer now. It was an asteroid with the symbol of the Flooders on it. It was just about to hit the station. “Jump!” JH turned and jumped off the side of the station, but Blair, not knowing what JH meant, jumped straight up.
The asteroid slammed into the station, destroying it and Blair in a matter of seconds. The explosion gave JH a lot more momentum as he continued down to the Site below. The Asteroid was not far behind.

***

JH was falling through the skies of Halloween Fanfiction, hoping to land in an ocean or at the very least, on a trampoline. However, a plane was flying by and JH was smacked up against the windshield as it flew right into him.

***

The asteroid plummeted down and slammed into a remote part of Halloween Fanfiction. It engulfed that entire section of the Site as it shot out an invisible shockwave.

***

That evening, Magician was walking alone down a dark street at night. He stepped in a puddle and moaned as he shook his foot dry. He continued walking down the street. He heard a slight moan. He stopped and started looking around.
He backtracked and looked down an ally. “Hello?” he called out. The moaning turned to a growl and his eyes darted to a garbage bin. There were glowing eyes coming from it. Suddenly a zombie shuffled out. It roared, showing its sharp teeth. Magician turned and ran away screaming like a girl.
An old red pickup screeched to a stop right in front of him, nearly running him over. Scarecrow was behind the wheel. “Well don’t just stand there, get in! We’re under attack!”
Magician scrambled to the passenger side door and got in. Scarecrow zoomed away. “I’m heading for my cabin in the country. You’re welcome to join me if you want, or I can just let you off anywhere you want along the way.”
“What’s happening?” Magician asked, ignoring Scarecrow.
“No one knows. But the dead are returning to life. And anyone bitten by them are also turned into one of them. The city is in chaos. Where have you been for the past couple hours?”
“The opera.”
Scarecrow looked at Magician with a dumbfounded look.
“Look out!” Magician shouted. Scarecrow looked ahead again, but it was too late. They slammed right into another member of the site. The pickup screeched to a stop.
“Is he dead?” Scarecrow asked.
“I don’t know. Get out and see.”
“Are you crazy? You get out and see!”
“You’re the one that hit him!”
“It’s my car and my rules!”
“Flip you for it?” Magician asked.
“Ok.” Scarecrow reached into his pocket and took out a quarter. “Heads I stay, Tails you go.”
“Ok.”
Scarecrow flipped the coin in the air. He caught it and showed it to Magician. “It’s heads.”
“Damn it. It was a close call though.” Magician opened the door and got out of the vehicle. He started walking towards the body. Once he reached it, he lightly kicked it. “Are you ok?” 
Nothing. He kicked it a bit harder. Still nothing. He brought his foot back and prepared to kick it as hard as he could. He swung his foot forward, but right before it connected with the body’s head, the body sat up. Magician’s foot missed, causing him to loose his balance and fall backward.
The body turned and looked at him. Its eyes glowed and saliva dripped from its mouth. The zombie grabbed Magician’s leg and started pulling him towards it. Magician screamed like a girl as the Zombie leaned in and took a huge bite out of Magician’s leg. It started climbing up his body, heading for his head.
Scarecrow made a disgusted face. “Ick.” He turned back around and drove off, leaving Magician to his fate.

***

Scarecrow continued to drive down the street, avoiding crashed vehicles and the slow-moving zombies, trying to run over as many as he could without swerving off the road. 
Suddenly he saw one zombie rear back and then sprint forward, running right at his truck. It leaped in the air and crashed through the window to the passenger side door, screeching and growling.
“Brains!” It growled.
“Fucker!” Scarecrow reached onto the floor and brought up a single barrel shotgun and aimed it at the zombie. 
“Oh shit!” Scarecrow dropped the gun to the seat as he quickly put both hands on the steering wheel and braced himself as the truck went up some slanted debris, like a ramp. The truck landed with a crash soon afterward and continued down the street.
“Now, where was I?” Scarecrow asked. 
“Brains!”
“Oh, right.” He reached down, picked up the gun, aimed it at the zombie once more, and fired, blasting the zombie’s brains out all over the inside of his truck.
“Ewwwwwwww.” Scarecrow moved his lips back and forth, Ernest-style.
“BRAINS!”
Scarecrow turned to look behind him and saw a zombiefied Magician running towards him, drooling.
“I got some brains for you.” Scarecrow aimed the gun at the running Zombie-Magician, and fired, but only heard a click. “Shit, I’m out of ammo!” When he looked down to reload, he heard a large BAM! noise and quickly looked back up.
Magician fell to the ground, a huge hole in his head. Standing a few feet away from him was Robbie, wearing a trench coat and holding a revolver with a long-ass barrel. He walked slowly towards Scarecrow, his foot crunching on small pieces of debris.
Once he reached Scarecrow, he raised the gun again and aimed it at him. “Wait!” Scarecrow shouted, holding up his hands. “I’m human!” 
Robbie sighed and holstered the gun. “Good.” Suddenly he heard a growl nearby.
“Behind you!”
Robbie whipped around, while taking out a sword from under his trench coat, and decapitated a zombie that had snuck up on him. The head rolled across the ground as Robbie continued to turn, retuning back to facing Scarecrow. He put the sword back away.

***

A few minutes later, Scarecrow and Robbie were driving down a street. “I’ve managed to put enough pieces together to understand these zombies,” Scarecrow said as he drove. “But I can’t figure out why some of them can run. They’re zombies! Zombies aren’t supposed to run!”
“I think I got that figured out.” Robbie said. “The newly-turned zombies aren’t very decomposed or rotted. Since they’re fresh zombies, they still have the energy to run. Which also makes them just a tad more dangerous then the Slow-Movers.”
“Well I’m headed out to my cabin. Care to join me?”
“Sure. I guess we can hold up there until this blows over. If it ever does.”
“Do you know what caused this?” Scarecrow asked.
“No idea, although there are rumors going around that it’s a pre-emptive Flooder attack. Some kind of new chemical warfare. But there’s nothing to back that claim up.”
***

GDogg stood around in his small apartment, his back up against a wall as he fired his two pistols at the zombies trying to get in through the front door. His roommate, Thac, was against the opposite wall, shooting at the zombies trying to come in through the back door.
“Do you know the number for the Ghostbusters?” GDogg called out to Thac, yelling to be heard above the gunfire.
“These aren’t ghosts, dumbass! These are fucking zombies!”
“I know, but they’re the last major company I have left to prank call and I want to do it before I die!”
Thac looked at him, dumbfounded. In those few seconds that Thac wasn’t firing, zombies emerged into the apartment from the back door and grabbed hold of GDogg.
GDogg screamed as the zombies ripped into him and chewed him to pieces. “No!” Thac raised his guns to fire, but without GDogg fending off the zombies from the front door, that group of zombies shuffled inside and grabbed hold of Thac, also ripping him to pieces amidst high-pitched screams.

***

Outside in the streets, Aragorn walked down the street dressed in his Nightshade clothes (which is a black cap with a white ‘N’ on it, sunglasses despite it being night, a black cloth covering the face from the mouth down, dark gray shirt with black pants and a black jacket, and black gloves and boots).
He raised his twin 9MM’s and shot at the nearby Zombies, blasting holes in their heads, splattering the streets with brains. One ran up to him from behind and jumped, knocking him to the ground.
“Brains!”
Aragorn rolled over and used one hand to hold the zombie’s head up and the other to blast its head open. Aragorn was splattered with the brains. He heard more running and quickly got to his feet as two other Runners were approaching him. He filled them up full of holes and then whipped around to kill a few Slow-Movers that were shuffling towards him.
“Brains! I want your BRAINS!” Aragorn turned to his side and saw a zombiefied MechaChris shuffling towards him.
“Oh great, it’s MechaChris.”
“I’m not MechaChris!” The Zombie managed to say with garbled and strained speech. “I’m his father!”
“Sure thing, biotch. I’ve been wanting to do this for a long time.” Aragorn raised his guns and fired at MechaChris, however his guns clicked on empty. “Oh come on!” Aragorn shouted. “Of all the times!”
Aragorn holstered his guns and then ran towards MechaChris. Once he reached them, he jumped in the air and back-kicked him. MechaChris stumbled back. Aragorn did a spin kick next and knocked the zombie to the ground.
MechaChris snarled as he started getting back to his feet. Aragorn kicked his head, twisting it into an unnatural angle. “That…hurt…” MechaChris rasped.
“My god, just fucking die!” Aragorn grabbed a nearby metal pole that was on the ground and rammed it straight through MechaChris’ forehead. The body fell back down, but no brains oozed out.
“Well I guess I’d be looking for brains too if I didn’t have any either.” Aragorn turned and walked away. 
Behind him, unbeknownst to Aragorn, MechaChris’s hand slightly moved.

***

Codebreaker ran from his house. His entire family, now zombiefied, ran out after him, growling and snarling. His younger sister reached him and grabbed onto his arm, taking a bite out of his wrist.
Codebreaker screamed in pain as he elbowed his sister in the head, knocking her back. He spotted an abandoned motorcycle nearby and made a dash for it.
He hopped on and started it up, driving away, leaving his zombie family behind. Blood gushed out of his wound.

***

MaxShrek rushed down the stairs to an apartment complex, shotgun in hand. Behind him, a horde of zombies rushed down after him, snarling and growling.
MaxShrek turned around and fired a round. The shot went into a zombie’s head, out the back, and into another zombie’s head. They both fell down. A few of the other zombies stopped to feast on the fallen remains.
MaxShrek continued on down the staircase. One of the zombies jumped the rail and fell a couple flights of stairs and landed right in front of MaxShrek, causing him to stop on the spot.
“Fuck you, stinky.” MaxShrek raised the butt of his gun and slammed it into the zombie’s head, snapping it back. He lowered the gun into the firing position, pumped it, and fired, blowing the zombie’s brains out the back of its head.
MaxShrek leaped over the body and continued on down the stairs as the other zombies rushed after him.
He rushed out of the exit doors at the bottom of the stairs and ran outside, right into someone. They both fell down, screaming and within a few seconds they both stopped screaming.
“I thought you were one of those things, man!” The other person, MysterioMan007, said. He moved one of his hands to form claws, and made a mock growling noise. They both broke out laughing.
Suddenly MysterioMan007 got splashed with blood and his laughing stopped. There was a bloody hand protruding from MaxShrek’s forehead, his brains in the hand. The hand pulled out and behind MaxShrek’s dead body was a zombie, feasting on his brains.
MysterioMan007 took up MaxShrek’s fallen gun and fired, killing the zombie. He stood up and pumped the gun, looking around at the empty streets.

***

The Mod Force that consisted of TB, John, Screamer009, Jennifer, and Zach were barricaded inside the Mod Headquarters. A window smashed as a zombie’s hand broke through. Screamer009 aimed a grenade launcher in the direction and fired. There was a small explosion as blood and body parts flew into the room.
“Score another one for the badasses!”
“We should be out there,” Zach said. “Assisting the members of the Site.”
“Fuck them!” John shouted.
“It’s our job!” Zach shouted back.
Screamer009 walked over next to John. “Take a look around, Zach. We don’t have a job anymore. The Site is in chaos. There’s nothing we can do but just try to survive.”
“There has to be something we can do.”
“Zach’s right.” Jennifer agreed. “We have to protect the site.”
“There’s no fuckin’ way I’m opening those doors!” John shouted. “If you want to go out there and die, fine, but you’re not taking me out with you. If you want out, find another way out.”
TB spoke up. “There’s an underground tunnel system. We have a trap door that leads down into it. You two can take that if you want.” TB reached down and ripped open a part of the carpet to show a trap door.
“What about you?” Jennifer asked.
“I have to stay and wait for a communication from Cody and his team. He’s off-site and is supposed to be calling in sometime today. He has to be informed of what’s going on.”
Jennifer nodded, understanding. “Come on Zach.”
The two turned and opened the door and jumped down into the tunnels. TB closed the door above them.
Jennifer and Zach switched on the halogen lights on their semi-automatics as they crouched and walked quickly down the tunnels.

***

The airplane that had hit JH in mid-air was still in the air, but JH was no longer on the windshield. It was obvious by the color and model of the plane that it was a military plane.
Suddenly the side door slid open and JH was standing in it. He had ammo belts stripped around him with two pistols in holsters on the side, a machine gun strapped around his neck and shoulder, and a rocket launcher in hand.
JH leapt out of the plane and plummeted to the earth below. Part way down, he pulled on a cord and a parachute opened up, slowing his descent. He raised the Rocket Launcher to his eye and fired.
The rocket raced to the ground below and exploded right in the middle of a group of feasting zombies.
“Good Morning Halloween Fanfiction!” JH cheered. Suddenly there was a beeping noise. JH looked at his watch and saw that his alarm was going off, at 11PM. “Good Evening Halloween Fanfiction!”

***

MysterioMan007 rushed down a street. A zombie jumped out at him, growling. He fired the gun, but the shot missed the head. Blood splat out from the newly made wound in the zombie’s chest.
“Shit.”
“Brains!”
MysterioMan cocked the gun, but it jammed in the middle of being cocked. “Shit!”
“Not shit…BRAINS!”
“Oh shut up.” MysterioMan rammed the gun barrel through the zombie’s head. He pulled it back out and shook the brain matter off of it as the body fell. He tried cocking it again, and this time it worked fine. 

***

Codebreaker was racing down a street on the motorcycle, weaving through the debris and dead bodies and undead bodies.
“Ohhhhh Shittttt!”
Codebreaker’s dodging caused him to hit a slanted piece of debris, which resulted in him going flying off the end and through the air, aiming right for a giant stain glass window.

***

AshLoomis and Bill were in the Site’s Church, praying to the Internet God to save them from the ‘Evil that walks the streets’.
“Brains!”
They opened their eyes and whipped around, seeing a small group of zombies shuffling into the church from outside. Two of the shuffling zombies were pushed out of the way as a Runner Zombie pushed it’s way to the front. It spotted the two members and snarled. It took off into a run, right towards AshLoomis and Bill.
The two started to scream, but were cut off when a motorcycle crashed through the stain glass window and landed on the floor, squishing the zombie. The motorcycle continued to drive forward.
“Move!” Codebreaker shouted, trying to keep his balance. “Move out of the way!”
AshLoomis and Bill dodged out of the way as the motorcycle made a complete 180 degree turn and rushed towards the group of zombies.
“I said move, dumbasses!” Codebreaker shouted at them.
“Brains!” A few of them shouted.
“Oh, you’re dead. Never mind.” Codebreaker ran right into the group, knocking most of them down, and even running over a few. His tires ran over one of their heads, squishing it. The motorcycle continued on out the church doors and back into the streets.
AshLoomis and Bill looked at each other and used that opportunity to rush past the fallen zombies and out of the church.

***

Scarecrow and Robbie were reaching the edge of the city. “We’re almost out!” Scarecrow cheered. Robbie shut his eyes and clutched the dashboard, making a scringed up face.
“What is it?” Scarecrow asked.
Robbie slowly opened his eyes and made the expression leave his face. “I was just expecting us to crash or something really bad to happen, that’s all.”
“Why? Cause I said we’re almost out?”
“Yeah…”
“Pussy.”
“Shut up.”
The truck zoomed out of the city and into the country, heading for Scarecrow’s cabin.

***

JH landed on the ground and disconnected his parachute. He dropped the empty rocket launcher and loaded a clip into his machine gun and started firing around at the nearby zombies.
Whichever ones didn’t fall down dead, turned to look at him and started stumbling towards him. A few picked up pace and were soon running at him.
JH smiled and took the Runners down first, splattering their brains all over the place. Then he worked on the Slow Movers. 
His gun emptied and he slapped in a new clip and continued on. He saw two people run out from another street and a few of the zombies turned and started moving towards them.
“Run!” JH shouted. They ran towards JH and reached him. “I meant away from the zombies!”
“My name is AshLoomis, this is Bill.”
JH handed them his last two guns. “Then use these and let’s kill these fuckers.” All three of them opened fire on the advancing zombies.

***

Jennifer and Zach were rushing through the underground access tunnels.
“How much further?” Zach asked.
“Not too much.” Jennifer answered. “It should just be up ahead.”
All of a sudden Zach was yanked backwards and he screamed. Jennifer whipped around and saw a Zombie dragging him down a side-tunnel.
“Zach!”
“Keep going!” Zach shouted. “I’ll catch up! I’ve got this fucker!”
Jennifer did just that. She turned and continued on. Zach raised his gun above his head and pointed it behind him and let off a few rounds. He stopped moving and turned around. The zombie that had been dragging him now laid on the ground, its brains splattered all over everything.
Zach smiled, satisfied. However his thoughts were interrupted when he heard growling and rasping. Glowing eyes suddenly lit up around him. He turned his light up higher and it brightened the area around him.
He noticed he was surrounded by zombies.
“Oh shit.” As the zombies pounced on him, he let out a long, blood-curdling scream.

***

Aragorn ran down the street, three Runners quickly behind him. As he ran, he kept turning around to fire, but the shots always missed. Sometimes they would hit the zombies, but the shot would always miss the heads.
Suddenly one of the zombie’s heads exploded.
“Brains!” The second zombie shouted as it bent down and started eating the brains from the dead zombie. The third zombie however, kept following Aragorn.
He turned around and waited for the zombie to get closer. Right before it reached him, Aragorn raised his gun and fired it at the zombie’s head, point blank range. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.
The mystery shooter stepped out of the darkness and fired at the feasting zombie, killing it. Aragorn turned to him. “Who are you?”
“Man. MysterioMan.”
Aragorn walked up to him and shook his hand. “Nice to meet you Mr. Man. Care to join me?”
“What’s up with the costume?”
“Oh, it’s modeled after the costume for a superhero I created.”
“…It’s gay.”
“You’re gay.”
“Ohhhh, that was such a good comeback.” MysterioMan said sarcastically.
“Better then your gofront!”
“What the hell is a Gofront?”
“I don’t know. I had nothing.”
Before MysterioMan could say anything else, they were interrupted. “Brains!” They both turned and fired at a nearby stumbling zombie. It didn’t last much longer.
“So where you headed?” MysterioMan asked.
“I’m gonna try to find a transport that’ll take me Off-site.” Aragorn answered. “Try and get the hell away from here while I still can.”
“Any idea where to?”
“Some nice little cozy Site someplace. Away from all this.”
“Sounds gay. But sure, I guess. Gotta be better then being eaten by zombies.”
Aragorn went over to an overturned car, MysterioMan following. He took out a map and unfolded it on the bottom of the car. He pointed to a spot on it. “We’re around here.” Aragorn said. “We’ve gotta get to here.” He traced his finger over to a spot half-way across the map. “Between us and there is about a few hundred zombies. Think you’re up for it?”
MysterioMan smiled. “Affirmative.”
“Alright. Let’s move like we got a purpose.”

***

Scarecrow tried his best to control the truck as it went over bumpy and rough terrain, heading to the cabin.
“Can’t you slow down a bit?” Robbie yelled.
“Oh, and let the zombies catch us? Fuck that.” Scarecrow argued.
Scarecrow saw a trio of zombies pushing car wreckage out in front of him, just a little bit too late. The truck slammed into the wreckage and went flying onto its side, crashing into the ground and skidding to a stop.
Scarecrow moaned as he touched his bleeding head. “Are you alright?”
Robbie looked at him slowly and angrily. “I…said…to…FUCKING SLOW DOWN!”
"They set a trap! They set a fucking trap! How can they do that, man? They're brain-dead!"
“Brains!”
The two turned their heads and saw the three zombies advancing on them. They both undid their seatbelts and fell to the ground. They stood up and exited the truck.
“Do you trust me?” Robbie asked his partner.
“I guess…” Scarecrow said slowly, unsure.
“Then run!”
Scarecrow turned and started running. Robbie took out his long-barreled gun and aimed at the sideways Truck.
“Open wide, mother fuckers.” He fired, exploding the truck. The explosion engulfed the three zombies. “Haha! Take that!”
“Um, Scarecrow?” Robbie turned and saw what Scarecrow saw. The explosion had attracted the attention of just about every single zombie around.
“How far is your cabin?” Robbie asked.
“In the middle of that forest.” Scarecrow answered. 
“Shit.”
Just then a latch that was hidden in the ground and covered by a bush, lifted up and Jennifer climbed out, looking muddy after having crawled through the tunnels.
Robbie and Scarecrow automatically trained their guns on her. 
“I’m alive!” Jennifer shouted. “Don’t shoot me! I’m with the Halloween Fanfiction Mod Force!” Robbie and Scarecrow sighed and lowered their guns.
“We’re headed to my cabin,” Scarecrow explained. “To wait this thing out. You’re welcome to join us if you want. The city is overran. I doubt there’s anyone else left alive.”
Jennifer looked back towards the city, and then to the other two people. “I’ll escort you to your cabin.” She said. “But then after that, I have to head back to the city and look for more survivors.”
“Fair enough, but if we’re going, we better go now.” He pointed at the approaching zombies.
Jennifer checked to see how many rounds she had left. “Alright, let’s do this.” The three of them lifted their guns and started jogging towards the forest.
Robbie blew the heads off of three nearby zombies, while Scarecrow killed one and Jennifer took out a small handful.
They reached the forest and picked up their pace to a run as more zombies swarmed around them, most of them running.
Robbie blew the arm off of one, and then took out its head with his second shot. Scarecrow blasted one zombie’s head, and then shot another in the chest. He used the gun as a bat to knock its head off when it reached him. Jennifer fired short, controlled bursts from her gun, taking some zombies down, while others were only hit in the chest or other parts of the body.
Scarecrow punched a zombie that got too close, and then after it fell to the ground, he blew its brains out. He fired again and again, taking another two down. Robbie fired his last shot, taking a zombie down. Another one ran up to him and he dropped the gun to the ground as he took out his sword and decapitated the zombie, and then rammed it through another’s chest, pulling up, splitting it’s top half, all the way to the top of the head, in half. Jennifer just continued her firing.
“Man, I feel like we’re in An Uwe Boll flick!” Scarecrow shouted out.
“A!” Robbie shouted back to him as he decapitated another zombie. “A Uwe Boll flick! Not An!”
“Then someone should tell HIM that!” Scarecrow killed one zombie, and then half-turned and fired at another, also killing it.
Jennifer took down any near zombies, and then took out a knife from a pouch on her leg and threw it, embedding it into a zombie’s head, digging deep into the brain. She raised his gun and fired some more at other zombies.
Scarecrow reached the door to his cabin and looked around for a key. He reached up above the door, but didn’t find it there either. “Ah hell!” He raised his foot and kicked the door in, breaking it off its lock.
“Hurry!” Scarecrow shouted to the others as he rushed inside, preparing to close the door. Robbie chopped up one last zombie and Jennifer blew the brains out of a couple more zombies before they reached the cabin and ran inside as well. Scarecrow slammed the door shut as the three started pushing furnisher up against it.
The zombies outside started banging on the door, chanting “Brains! Brains! Brains!” over and over, but none were succeeding in getting inside.
“Fuck the city.” Jennifer said, breathing heavy to catch her breath. “I’m not going back out there!”

***

The Zombiefied MechaChris stumbled down a street among the other zombies, a gaping hole in his head. He was still alive for some unknown reason. Since he didn’t have any brains, he was not killed when the pole was rammed through his head. 
He stopped outside a building labeled ‘Nuclear Testing’. He then started moving again, towards the building.
***

JH, AshLoomis, and Bill had their backs up against a wall, hidden in the shadows. “There’s a mall just around the corner.” AshLoomis explained. “I used to go there all the time.”
JH peaked around the corner and saw a large parking lot filled with zombies shuffling about. Beyond that was a gigantic mall. He brought his head back around. “You’re right, however there is one very large group of undead fuckers in the way and we don’t have enough ammo to deal with them all.”
“So what do we do?” Bill asked. “That mall would be a great place to wait this out, but it’s pointless to even try if we can’t reach it.”
“Let me think of a plan.” JH said. He began to think of a plan, but his thoughts were interrupted when music began playing. It took him a few seconds to realize it was ‘Crazy in Love’ by Beyonce’ and Jay-Z. Every single zombie head turned in the direction of the music, which was coming from right above their heads.
“What the fuck…” JH backed up a bit so he could see the roof of the building a bit better. He saw a person on the roof with a CD Player blaring. The person, who wore a nametag for some kind of electronic store that read ‘MichaelVoorhees’ on it, began dancing to the song.
Even more stranger, the zombies began slowly and clumsily copying his dance moves.
“Maybe this is what hell is really like.” Bill said, dumbfounded.
“Ok, I got a plan.” JH spoke up. “Just follow my lead.” Before AshLoomis and Bill could object, JH jumped out from behind the corner…And began dancing as well, slowly making his way to the mall’s entrance. The zombies didn’t seem to be going for him.
“When in Rome…” AshLoomis went next.
“But we’re not in Rome!” Bill whispered loudly after him. He looked around him and then back out at the zombies and his companions. “Ohhhh maaannnn.” And then he too, followed suit. 
The trio stupidly danced their way past the dancing zombies and reached the mall. JH pulled open the doors and all three ran inside. Once inside, they closed and locked the doors.

***

Codebreaker walked around the inside of the Nuclear testing building. He figured it was a safe enough place to hide for the time being. He had managed to find a few guns of varying class around and about and so he had loaded up on those. He currently held a nice rocket launcher, fully loaded.
He removed the bandage from his wrist and saw the infection from the bite was spreading. It now currently occupied his entire hand and wrist. Suddenly the hand moved on its own. Nothing major really, just jerked a bit, almost like a spasm.
Codebreaker looked at his hand, and then suddenly it turned to ‘look’ at him. Before he knew what was going on, it poked him in the eyes. Codebreaker screamed and dropped the rocket launcher as the Hand reached onto his belt and pulled off a handgun. It pointed it at him, but Codebreaker knocked it away with his other hand and then used his hand and knees to hold his bad hand down.
“You’re dead, sucker.”
	Codebreaker took out a hunting knife and raised it up. He brought it down with all the force he could and chopped his Zombiefied hand off. Blood splattered up across his face as he screamed in pain.
	The Hand immediately got up and used its fingers to run across the room and hide behind a computer terminal.
	“Say Goodbye, bitch.”
Codebreaker used his good hand and raised the rocket launcher onto his shoulder. He lined the computer terminal up with the eye sight and fired.
	Zombiefied MechaChris stumbled into the room. “Brai…”
	The rocket slammed into the computer terminal, and caused a massive explosion that resulted in a chain reaction that caused the entire facility to explode in one gigantic fireball. 

***

A zombie’s head exploded. Aragorn and MysteriomanMan007 rushed down the street, firing at the next zombie that moved towards them. In the distance, there was a massive explosion. A few seconds later they were hit by a warm blast of air.
	“What the hell was that?” Aragorn asked.
	“I think that was the Nuclear Testing Facility.” MysteriomanMan answered. “I don’t know what the hell is going on out there, but I think we should pick up the pace.”
	Aragorn nodded his head in agreement.

***

	On a nearby Site, General Detour turned to his troops, which were all standing at attention. “Halloween Fanfiction has been infected by a viral outbreak. We must not allow this disease to spread to other Sites.”
	“How do we do that, sir?” One of the soldiers asked.
	“Simple. Corporal, if you please.” Another soldier walked into the room, pushing a large, heavy, metal object. “This is a Fusion Site Destroyer.” He explained. “We plant this in the middle of the Site and…Boom.” Detour made an explosive motion with his hands.
	“You boys will be sent in.” General Rancor explained. “Led by myself. Good luck to all of you.”
	The men saluted and then turned and walked out of the room, and began loading up into a dropship. A few of the soldiers rushed up to Detour and started pushing the Site Destroyer onto the dropship.

***

JH opened the door to the Electrical Room and pushed all the switches up. Lights began turning on all over the mall and peaceful music began playing over the system.
	“There.” JH said to himself. He turned and walked back out to where AshLoomis and Bill were waiting.
	“So now what?” Bill asked.
	“We can survive here for awhile.” AshLoomis answered. “As long as the zombies stay out there and we stay in here, the place is ours. Do what we want.”
	“I don’t know about you guys,” JH said, “But I feel like getting rid of some of the competition outside.”
	“What do you mean?” Bill asked.
	JH just smiled and walked down the hall.
	“What does he mean?” Bill asked AshLoomis, who just shrugged.

***

	A few minutes later JH was on the roof of the mall, a pile of guns and ammo next to him. On his way to the roof he had stopped in at the Gun store and stocked up. AshLoomis and Bill emerged behind him.
	“What are doing?” Bill asked.
	JH raised a rifle and aimed down at the group of shuffling zombies. He fired and a head exploded in a display of gore. He aimed at another and did the same thing. Then another.
	“Hey, guys where did our friend on the roof go?” AshLoomis asked. They all looked over at the roof that MichaelVoorhees had been on, but he was no longer there. Instead, three zombies milled about.
	“Bastards.” JH swore. He raised the gun and fired three times. The zombies went down.

***
	
MysteriomanMan and Aragorn were rushing down a street. Aragorn killed a nearby zombie. “I’m out.” He said, throwing his guns to the ground.
MysteriomanMan fired his last few shots at any nearby zombies. “So am I.” He threw his gun away as well. “Now what?”
	Aragorn looked at the shuffling zombies as they continued to jog. “Just keep running.” Aragorn said. “They can’t catch us if we move quickly.”
	“I want brains!”
	Aragorn and MysteriomanMan turned their heads and saw a Runner take off after them. “Shit!” Aragorn yelled.
	“Now what?”
	“We split up!” Aragorn suggested. “You take the left ally, I’ll take the right. We’ll meet up at the Off-Site transport.”
	“Ok. Good-luck.” MysteriomanMan said. 
	Aragorn patted him on the back. “You too.” 
	MysteriomanMan turned and ran down an ally while Aragorn turned and ran down the opposite ally. He stopped and looked back, seeing the Runner chasing after MysteriomanMan. He chuckled. 

FLASHBACK:

	“You too.” As Aragorn patted MysteriomanMan on the back, he attached a fragrant smelly thing to the back of MysteriomanMan’s shirt.

END FLASHBACK.

	“No hard feelings.” Aragorn smiled as he walked down the ally.

***

MysteriomanMan screamed as the Runner chased after him, catching up. MysteriomanMan ran around a corner and quickly hid in front of a lightpole. As the Runner ran by, MysteriomanMan chuckled and turned to go back the other way, but saw he was face-to-face with another zombie.
“Gulp.” Was all MysteriomanMan could say before the zombie leaped on him.

***

Screamer009 sat on the roof of the Mod Station, sniping any zombies that came close as he chugged back a beer.  “Any luck on communicating with Cody?” He called back through the opened hatch in the roof.
	“No.” TB, from inside the Mod Station, said to him, frustrated. “Nothing.”
	Large footsteps stopped Screamer from saying anything else. He sat straight up in his seat as he saw a large object walk around the corner up ahead. He looked in the scope of his gun to get a better look.
	Zombiefied MechaChris was walking down the street. Only now he was much bigger and more deformed. He had large red veins going all over his body and one eye was huge, while the other was normal size. He had sharp jagged teeth coming out of his mouth and a rocket launcher in place of his left arm.
	“What the fuck are you?” Screamer asked quietly as he loaded in more ammo and took aim. He fired, but it didn’t seem to affect Mutated Zombiefied MechaChris. MechaChris just slowly turned and looked in his direction. Then he started walking towards him.
	Screamer009 fired again and again, but the shots seemed to do nothing. MechaChris stopped and raised his Rocket Launcher arm and fired.
	“Oh shit!” Screamer009 turned and jumped down through the hatch into the building, just as a rocket slammed into where he had been sitting.
	TB and John helped Screamer to his feet. “Get the guns.” TB commanded to John. John nodded as he tossed TB a gun and picked one up for himself. They watched as a smaller gun barrel emerged from MechaChris’s Rocket Launcher barrel.
	“Open fire!” TB yelled. The trio began firing at MechaChris, shattering the window glass. MechaChris fired back, the smaller barrel belonging to a mini-gun. Within seconds, the three Mods were cut down. MechaChris stopped firing and the smaller barrel retreated back inside.
	“Brains!” MechaChris said, much deeper and much louder then before. 
***
	
General Detour’s dropship landed on the surface of Halloween Fanfiction and the soldiers marched out, some of them pushing the Site Destroyer.
“I want a tight perimeter set up around this ship.” Detour ordered a group of soldiers. “Once the bomb is activated, we won’t have much time to leave the Site.”
“Yes, sir.” The soldiers rushed off to set up a perimeter.  
“Team 1,” Detour shouted. “Move out! Team 2, stay here and protect the ship.” Detour moved out with the running soldiers, going with the Site Destroyer.

***

	MysteriomanMan slammed a rock into the back of the zombie’s head, brains oozing out. He shoved the body off of him and checked himself over for any bites or scratches. Satisfied that there were none, he continued on his way. The fragrant smelly thing that Aragorn had put on his back, had fallen off in the scuffle with the zombie.

***

	In the cabin, Robbie looked out the window at the zombies milling about outside. Behind him, Jennifer secretly pulled his sleeve up to investigate a bite she had gotten in the battle on the way to the cabin.
	“What’s going on?” Jennifer quickly covered up the wound as Scarecrow walked over.
	“Not much.” Robbie answered. “They’re just standing around out there and walking aimlessly. It’s like they don’t even know we’re in here.”
	“I just checked the entire place out. No zombies in here. As long as we keep the door barricaded, we should be fine. If we see the zombies heading our way, we’ll also board up the windows.
	Jennifer leaned back in the seat, closing her eyes.
	“Good idea.” Robbie said, turning away from the window. He looked at Jennifer. “Hey, are you ok?”
	No reply. Scarecrow slowly approached him. “Hey man, are you asleep?”
	Suddenly Jennifer, now zombiefied, slammed her head forward and took a huge chunk out of Scarecrow’s neck. “Join us!” Zombiefied Jennifer shouted as she leaped to her feet and snarled.
	Robbie rushed her as he took out his sword, but before he could do anything, Jennifer grabbed him by the neck and threw him across the room. Robbie crashed into a bookcase and fell to the floor, the bookcase falling down on top of him.
	Scarecrow stumbled around the room, clutching at his bleeding neck. “Brains! I want your brains!” Jennifer ran towards Robbie.
	Robbie took a fallen book and threw it, hitting Jennifer in the head, causing her to stumble back. Robbie used that chance to climb out from under the bookcase and back to his feet.
	“You’ll be dead by dawn!” Robbie turned and saw that Scarecrow was now also a zombie.
	“Dead by dawn!” Jennifer chanted.
	“Dead by Dawn!” Scarecrow chimed in. The two zombies began chanting that over and over and over.
	Robbie picked up his fallen sword and ran towards Jennifer. He swung in a massive arc and knocked the zombie to the floor and proceeded to chop her up, spraying the walls with blood.
	Scarecrow stopped chanting and rushed towards Robbie. “You’re brains! Give them!” Robbie turned around and swung, decapitating Scarecrow. Robbie breathed heavily to catch his breath.
	Suddenly, he heard the chanting of “Brains!” coming from outside. He put his sword away and rushed to the window. The zombies were slowly all turning towards the direction of the cabin and walking towards it, with the exception of a few Runners, which were running towards it.
	“Oh shit. This is not good…” Robbie muttered.

***

	AshLoomis laid on a bed in a Bed Store. Bill laid on a bed next to his and JH laid on a bed on the other side, chewing something.
	“Why do you chew Hubba Bubba bubblegum?” AshLoomis asked. “There’s better kinds out there.”
	“This shit will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaur…just like me.” JH answered.
	“I think at least one person should stay on Watch while the others sleep. We can rotate or something.” Bill suggested, yawning.
	“Sounds good.” JH said. “You can have first watch.” But Bill didn’t hear. He was already asleep. “Damn it. AshLoomis, how about you?” JH looked over at AshLoomis, but he too was already gone to sleep. “Fuckers.”

***

	Detour led his team of soldiers through the city, the soldiers killing any zombies they see.
	Three people walked out from a nearby building. The soldiers raised their weapons at them.
	“Wait! Don’t shoot! We’re human!”
	“They could be infected.” Detour said to the soldier next to him. “Open fire.” The soldier fired at the three humans and all the other soldiers quickly did the same.
	Once the bodies fell to the ground, filled with holes, Detour shouted, “Alright, let’s keep moving!”

***

	Aragorn rushed down a street and saw a few too many zombies then he cared for and changed directions, going inside of a nearby building. His plan was to go out the back into a different ally and continue on from there.
	Of course he wasn’t counting on a family of zombies to ambush him and rip him to pieces either, but let’s leave those gory details out.

***

	Back at Base Camp, flood lights and barbed wire had been set up to mark the perimeter. The drop ship was located right in the center. A small group of soldiers patrolled around the edges of the perimeter, while the others stood around, their fingers on the trigger of their guns, just waiting for some kind of action to take place. 
	Suddenly there was a gigantic explosion and body parts went flying. The surviving soldiers all started rushing around the area, trying to figure out what happened. They all stopped as loud footsteps were heard.
	From out of the smoke walked Mutated Zombiefied MechaChris. “Brains!” He roared as he raised his rocket launcher and fired another shot, taking out another handful of soldiers and the last of the flood lights.
	The remaining soldiers all started firing through the pitch darkness, hoping to hit the creature. The only light came from the bullets as they whizzed through the darkness, and the guns as they fired.
	MechaChris returned fire with his mini-gun. Suddenly a bunch of soldiers started dropping down, dead, without even being hit.
	“What’s going on?” One soldier asked.
	“The quick flashes of light!” Another answered. “They’re getting seizures from them!” The next sound that came from him was the gurgle of blood as MechaChris’s bullets ripped into him.
	Soon after, the rest of the soldiers shared the same fate, and the drop ship was destroyed by a few rockets.

***

	The soldiers rushed down the streets, killing anything that moved – zombies and live humans alike, making their way to the center of the Site.

***

	Robbie had the windows of the cabin boarded up, a few extra zombie heads on the floor, and a few more splotches of blood on his sword. He sat in a recliner, looking at the boarded up door as the zombies pounded on it and the windows.
	“Who will be next to taste the end of this sword?” Robbie yelled out as he played with his sword in his hands, aimlessly swinging it about. All of a sudden, all the banging ceased at once.
	Robbie stopped playing with his sword and waited in silence. Then the door bell rang. “Who is it?” Robbie called out as he stood up and walked over to the door.
	“Brains!”
	“Sorry, I don’t know anyone by that name!” And then Robbie thrusted his sword through the door and felt it connect to something. He pulled it back in and saw some brain matter on the end of it. He looked through the newly made hole in the door and saw a zombie fall down, dead. 
	The banging started again.

***

	AshLoomis slowly opened his eyes. He was being shaken, and for some reason hearing a vrooming noise.
	“Get the fuck up!” JH whispered loudly.
	“What’s going on?” AshLoomis asked.
	“Raiders.” JH answered. “A biker gang has broken in. We’ve gotta leave before they find us.”
	“Screw that.” AshLoomis reached over and grabbed his gun. “This is our place and I’m going to defend it.” He cocked the gun as he stood up and walked out of the Bed Store.
	Bill rubbed his eyes and turned to JH. “So what do we do?”
	“Let AshLoomis do as he wants. I’m getting the fuck out of here.”
	“I’m with you. The place isn’t worth dying over. There are other malls out there.”
	JH and Bill crept out of the store, slowly and stealthily walking down a hall. Below them on the first floor, they could hear the sounds of motorcycles driving around.

***

	AshLoomis hid behind a giant potted plant and leaned over the top of it, resting the gun on the soil. He aimed down to the first floor and waited for a motorcyclist to get in view. He fired.
	The motorcyclist screamed as he flew off his bike, a bullet in the chest. Three others that were with him slowed their bikes to a stop and started looking around. AshLoomis smiled and aimed for one of them. He fired, taking that one down as well.
	“Up there!” One of them shouted. The other took out a gun and fired. Part of the pot that AshLoomis was resting on chipped away as the bullet hit it.

***

	“Ok, we’re there!” General Detour shouted to his troops. He walked to where the Site Destroyer had been laid and entered in a password. He then set the bomb to detonate in an hour.
	“Alright men, let’s get back to base Camp, on the double!”
	Suddenly a nearby manhole cover flew up into the air and a Runner leapt up out of the sewer. It charged the nearest soldier and ripped into him before anyone could fire. All the soldiers turned their attention to the Runner and the bitten soldier and opened fire on both of them.
	From behind the troops, zombies started coming out from every nook and cranny around, and started shuffling towards the soldiers, except for those that ran towards the soldiers.
	Detour heard a moaning sound and whipped around. “Behind us!” He shouted. The other soldiers turned and began firing, but for some of them, it was too late. The zombies had reached them and were hungry for their brains.
	One of the soldiers were yanked to the side as a zombie feasted on him. “They’re all around us!” Another soldier shouted. “They’re everywhere!”
	It was then that Detour knew that they were surrounded and that they weren’t going to survive.

***

	MysteriomanMan ran around a corner and saw the Off-Site Transport nearby, lights on. He ran up towards it, but before he reached it, three armed men stepped in the way of the doorway.
	“Are you infected?” one of the guards asked.
	“No!” MysteriomanMan shouted. “Now let me on!”
	“We have to make sure you haven’t been bitten.”
	MysteriomanMan lifted up the sleeves of his shirt and showed them his neck. “See, I’m fine!”
	“We need to see everywhere, sir.”
	“Oh, you’ve gotta be shittin’ me!” MysteriomanMan stomped the ground. “This is just ridicules!” But he knew the men were serious, so he started stripping down.

***

	JH and Bill emerged onto the roof of the mall. “What do we do now?” Bill asked as he looked down at the ground. A lot of the zombies had been killed by the Raiders, but enough still remained to pose a threat.
	“We can leap down and make a run for it. We can shoot any zombies that get too close.”
	“Sounds good enough.”
	The two of them jumped off the roof and landed on the ground and began running across the parking lot, shooting any zombies that got near.

***

	AshLoomis jumped up and began firing at the Raiders below as he moved sideways, until he reached a wall that blocked him from them. He put his back up against the wall and began to reload. 
	More Raiders had massed below once they found out there was some trouble to be fixed. AshLoomis jumped out from behind the wall and fired. He grazed one of them, but he didn’t go down.
	However, AshLoomis was hit in the chest by a bullet, and dropped to the floor as blood seeped out.

***

	MysteriomanMan was finally onboard the Off-Site Transport and was seated down in a nice comfy seat.
	“This is Sumbudy, your Captain speaking.” A voice over the intercom said. “We are preparing to take off. Our flight will be navigated to the nearest habitable Site by the ship’s A.I. which we like to refer to as the Red Mother.”
	The ship started to take off and MysteriomanMan breathed a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, it was too soon. A massive explosion rocked the ship as it started to take off and the passengers began screaming.
	MysteriomanMan looked out the window and saw Mutated Zombiefied MechaChris walk down the street, heading towards them.

***

	Sumbudy sat in the cockpit of the ship and pressed some buttons. “Red Mother, you can reroute 90% power to weapon systems.”
	There was a beeping noise and Sumbudy cheered. He took a couple joysticks and pressed the button located on them.
	Two missile turrets opened up on the outside the ship and fired missiles at the creature. They slammed into MechaChris, knocking him off his feet and causing him to roar in pain.
	“Red Mother, see if you can operate the lasers. Fire at anything bigger then these measurements.” Sumbudy typed some keys and imputed some data into the computer.
	MechaChris got back to his feet and raised the rocket launcher again and fired.
	“Woah!” Sumbudy maneuvered the ship slightly away, causing the rocket to just barely miss. Lasers shot out from the ship, from a few different places, all hitting MechaChris, causing sparks to fly a blood to splatter.
	“Brains!” MechaChris roared with rage. The mini-gun turret shot out and he started firing again.
	The shots bounced off the outer hull of the ship, denting it. 
	“Red Mother, we can’t take much more of this. See if you can finish this.” Every single weapon turret – laser, rocket, machine gun, and water gun – all aimed at MechaChris.
	“All power into weapons!” Sumbudy shouted.
	The ship dropped like a rock towards the ground below as every single turret fired at once. The shots all hit MechaChris, causing him to explode in a grisly showcase of blood and guts.
	Right before the ship hit the ground, Red Mother gave power back to the rest of the ship and Sumbudy pulled up and it leveled off. He wiped sweat from his forehead as he started lifting the ship up again, and flew it across the city as it picked up speed and height.

***

	Robbie could hear all the moaning and shoutings of “Brains!”
Coming from outside and knew that the entire cabin was completely surrounded. He knew he was going to die.
	He stood up and readied his sword as he walked over to the door and began un-barricading it. He opened the door and with a battle cry, rushed out into the horde of zombies, hoping to kill as many of them as he could before they killed him.

***

	AshLoomis was approached by two Raiders, both sneering. “Fuck you.” He raised his gun and fired. The head of one exploded and the blood sprayed the other. The second Raider fired, blowing up AshLoomis’s head.

***

	Bill and JH were just about to the end of the parking lot when a Runner jumped from the top of a nearby building and landed on Bill, ripping him to pieces. 
	JH turned and fired at the zombie, killing it.
	“Kill…Kill me…” Bill gurgled up blood. “Don’t let…me turn into one of…Them.”
	“Sure thing, buddy.” JH aimed his gun down and fired. A loud click was heard. “Out of bullets. Sorry.” JH dropped the gun and ran away, leaving Bill on the ground to eventually turn into a zombie.
	As JH was running, he was flooded with a beam of light.

***
	Onboard the Off-Site Transport, Sumbudy slowed it to a stop right above JH. “The computer system says he’s an Uninfected. Red Mother, Activate the Transport Beam.”

***
	
JH felt a tingling inside him and before he knew it, he was being lifted off the ground and was being sucked towards the ship. Before long, he was safely onboard.

***

	Detour’s body fell against the Site Destroyer as it continued to count down. Another half an hour to go. He had a deep gash running across his neck and his guts were hanging out.
	Detour, with weak eyes, looked out at the carnage happening all around. There were no soldiers left. They were all being ripped apart and eaten.  
	Detour lifted his hand and with his last breath, brought it down on the ‘Emergency Destruct’ button. His hand slid off of it, leaving a red smear of blood.
	The Site Destroyer exploded.

***

	The Off-Site Transport began to shake uncontrollably as the Site below and around it began to explode and fall apart.

***

	Robbie was fighting off a few zombies when he was grabbed from behind by one and then another one, and then another, and they began tearing into him. Then there was a bright blinding light and it was all over for everyone.

***

	The Off-Site Transport reached Outer Space just as Halloween Fanfiction collapsed into nothingness, leaving nothing behind in its wake, not even specks of dust.
	“Wow…” MysteriomanMan whispered, looking out his window. “It’s all gone.” He continued to stare out into the blank space where the Site used to be.
	“This is your captain speaking…” Sumbudy’s voice came over the intercom. “For your enjoyment, we will be playing requested music for the duration of the trip. And we have our first request. So sit back, relax, and enjoy.”
	The intercom system turned off as ‘Crazy in Love’ by Beyonce’ and Jay-Z began playing. JH’s eyes went wide as he heard the song start up. “Oh no. Oh hell no!” 
	A bit further behind him, MichaelVoorhees was sitting, bobbing his head to the music with a smile.

***

	The Off-Site Transport zoomed through space, Destination: Unknown.

THE END

A list of all the Spoofs/Nods:

- The Asteroid being sent by the Enemy is aa nod to Starship Troopers, in which the Asteroid in that movie, was sent by the Bugs. 

- “It’s, uh, headed this wway…” Blair finally spoke up” is a nod to Jurassic Park when Tim Murphy says “They’re, uh, flocking this way.”

- An Asteroid being the cause of the Zombiee invasion is a nod to the original Night of the Living Dead, in which it was hinted at that an asteroid was responsible.

- Robbie and Magician’s ‘flipp a coin’ scene is a nod to Shaun of the Dead in which the same basic thing happened. Originally it was Rock, Paper, and Siccors, but then the next day I saw Shaun of the Dead and decided to change it so it could be a nod to that.

- Explanation of the Runners is a nod to alll zombie movies that have running zombies, and it’s kind of my theory on the matter.

- The Zombies saying “Brains! is a nod to the Return of the Living Dead movies, in which the zombies say that.

- ““Ewwwwwwww. Robbie moved his lips back and forth, Ernest-style.” is a nod to the Ernest movies.

- Aragorn’s Nightshade attire is a nnod to my original superhero script ‘Nightshade’.

- ““I’m not MechaaChris!” The Zombie managed to say with garbled and strained speech. “I’m his father!”” is a spoof on a bit of real-life Site history.

- “He rushed out of the exit doorrs at the bottom of the stairs and ran outside, right into someone. They both fell down, screaming and within a few seconds, they both stopped screaming.
“I thought you were one of those things, man!” The other person, MysterioMan007, said. He moved one of his hands to form claws, and made a mock growling noise. They both broke out laughing.
Suddenly MysterioMan007 got splashed with blood and his laughing stopped. There was a bloody hand protruding from MaxShrek’s forehead, his brains in the hand” – That scene is a spoof of a similar scene in Alien 3.

- “He stood up and pumped the gunn, looking around at the empty streets.” – That scene is an obvious nod to the end of the first Resident Evil movie.

- The tunnel system leading from the MOD heeadquarters to just outside the city is a nod to a similar tunnel system in Aliens that Bishop took.

- ““Good Morning Halloweeen Fanfiction!” JH cheered. Suddenly there was a beeping noise. JH looked at his watch and saw that his alarm was going off, at 11PM. “Good Evening Halloween Fanfiction!”” is a spoof of the movie Good Morning Vietnam. 

-  The entire ‘motorcycle crashing iinto church’ scene is a spoof on a similar scene in the Resident Evil 2 movie.

- The zombies chasing Jennifer and Zach thrrough the access tunnels is a nod to the first Resident Evil movie, when they’re being chased by zombies through the tunnels.

- “Zach smiled, satisfied. Howeveer his thoughts were interrupted when he heard growling and rasping. Glowing eyes suddenly lit up around him. He turned his light up higher and it brightened the area around him.
He noticed he was surrounded by zombies.
“Oh shit.” As the zombies pounced on him, he let out a long, blood-curdling scream.” - That scene is a nod to a similar scene in Pitch Black.

- ““Who are you?
“Man. MysterioMan.”” – That is a spoof on the James Bond movies.

- “Aragorn went over to an overtuurned car, MysterioMan following. He took out a map and unfolded it on the bottom of the car. He pointed to a spot on it. “We’re around here.” Aragorn said. “We’ve gotta get to here.” He traced his finger over to a spot half-way across the map. “Between us and there is about a few hundred zombies. Think you’re up for it?”
MysterioMan smiled. “Affirmative.”
“Alright. Let’s move like we got a purpose.”” – That scene and those last two lines is a nod to Aliens.

- “Scarecrow saw a trio of zombiees pushing car wreckage out in front of him, just a little bit too late. The truck slammed into the wreckage and went flying onto its side, crashing into the ground and skidding to a stop.” – That scene is a nod to a similar scene in the zombie book ‘The Rising’ by Brian Keene.

- “"They set a trap! They set a ffucking trap! How can they do that, man? They're brain-dead!"” – That line is a spoof of a similar line from Aliens.

- ““Do you trust me? Robbie asked his partner.
“I guess…” Scarecrow said slowly, unsure.
“Then run!”” – That conversation is a nod to the Disney movie Aladdin.

- ““Open wide, mother fuuckers.” He fired, exploding the truck.” – That line and scene is a spoof on a similar scene at the end of Jaws.

- The ‘Run to the Cabin’ scenne is a spoof of a similar scene from House of the Dead.

- “Man, I feel like we’re  in An Uwe Boll flick!” Scarecrow shouted out.
“A!” Robbie shouted back to him as he decapitated another zombie. “A Uwe Boll flick! Not An!”
“Then someone should tell HIM that!” – That exchange of dialogue is making fun of the fact that at the beginning of Alone in the Dark, it said ‘An Uwe Boll film’

- “Scarecrow reached the door to  his cabin and looked around for a key. He reached up above the door, but didn’t find it there either. “Ah hell!” He raised his foot and kicked the door in, breaking it off its lock.” – That scene is a spoof of the first Evil Dead movie.

- “the three started pushing furnnisher up against it. The zombies outside started banging on the door, chanting “Brains! Brains! Brains!” over and over, but none were succeeding in getting inside.” – That scene is a nod to Night of the Living Dead.

- JH, AshLoomis, and Bill’s sub-plott with finding a mall to hide out in, and most of what happens in there, is a nod and spoof towards both the original Dawn of the Dead and the remake.

- “began dancing as well, slowly  making his way to the mall’s entrance. The zombies didn’t seem to be going for him.” – That scene is a spoof on a similar scene from Shaun of the Dead.

- The scene with Codebreaker chopping off hhis hand after it comes alive and tries to kill him, and then after it gets chopped off, runs around, still trying to kill him, is a nod to Evil Dead 2.

- The Site Destroyer is a spoof of a Planett Destroyer from the movie Soldier.

- Mutated Zombiefied MechaChris’s atttack on the Mod Station is a spoof of a similar scene from the Resident Evil 2 movie.

- “Join us!” – AA nod to Evil Dead.

- Zombiefied Jennifer and Zombiefied Scareccrow’s entire scene is a spoof of Evil Dead, and the “Dead by Dawn” chanting is a nod to Evil Dead 2.

- ““This shit will make  you a god damn sexual tyrannosaur…just like me.” JH answered.” – is a nod to Predator when the same line is said about tobacco. 

- The attack on Base Camp, with all the flaashing bullets in the dark is a spoof on a similar scene in the movie Alone in the Dark.

- The Red Mother is a spoof on both Residennt Evil’s Red Queen and Alien’s Mother.

- Mutated Zombiefied MechaChris vs the Off--Site Transport is a nod to the final battle in the first Resident Evil game.

- “JH’s eyes went wide as  he heard the song start up. “Oh no. Oh hell no!” is a nod to the end of Rush Hour.