MICHAEL MYERS
									VS
								THE EVIL DEAD
						A TREATMENT WRITTEN BY MAX SHREK
				"HALLOWEEN" CHARACTERS CREATED BY JOHN CARPENTER AND DEBRA HILL
					"THE EVIL DEAD" CHARACTERS CREATED BY SAM RAIMI

DEDICATED TO--

--Ash Loomis (Byron Dunbar), who's amazing  "Evil Dead... with a Twist!" Comics inspired me to do something with Ash again.

--and MysterioMan007, who's incredible "Hallloween: End of Harvest" and "Halloween: Quest for the Slayer" Fan Fics inspired me to do something with Michael again.

Thanks guys.
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The movie would begin on a completely black screen. The first scene of the movie is no visuals only darkness and sound. First the sound of an old tape recorder click down. We then hear a voice speak. "This is Professor Raymond Knowby. Log 2, Entry 5." He then speaks about how he's getting ready for a trip to the ancient castle of Kandar after some colleges of his found very interesting things there. He says the usual; Necronomicon Ex Mortis, roughly translated, Book of the Dead, made from human flesh, inked in blood, yada yada yada. "I asked my friend, Sam Loomis to accompany me but he was too busy watching over that poor Lloyd girl.. and waiting for that horrible patient of his to be released back to him." He then speaks about how his daughter is alerting him that the car is ready. The tape recorder shuts off. Then, heavy, heavy breathing.

Dramatic music starts to play as fog appears and makes the studio, director, and producing titles, very much like the opening to Evil Dead II. It then stops and the Halloween Theme starts to play softly. It is a new remixed version. It is pretty much the same theme but with a subtle, deep wind sound in the background. As the music and credits go by we get a quick recap of Halloween: Resurection. Laurie dying, the kids coming to the house, Michael picking them off, Sara escaping with the help of Myles, Michael burning in the house, Michael coming back in the morgue. Then we get new stuff. Michael killing the morgue attendant, killing the secretary, going outside. As these clips and music play, we hear voice overs from past films (yes these are taken from Mysterio's End of Harvest and one of his other scripts, but believe me, these will play a big part later on).

MRS. BLANKENSHIP
(Halloween 6)
A long, long time ago, it was a night of great power. When the days grew short and the spirits of the dead returned to their homes to warm themselves by the fireside.  All across the land, huge bonfires were lit. Oh, there was a marvelous celebration. People danced and they played games and they dressed up in costumes, hoping to ward off the evil sprits, especially the boogey man.

TOMMY DOYLE
(Halloween 6)
The druids were also great mathematicians and astronomers. But the Thorn symbol is actually a constellation that appears from time to time on Halloween night.  Whenever it appears, he appears.

DR. SAM LOOMIS
(Halloween 2)
Samhain. It means the Lord of the Dead.  The end of summer. The festival of Samhain. October 31st.

TOMMY DOYLE
(Halloween 6)
Among the ancient druids, Thorn represented a demon that spread sickness and brought death to hundreds of thousands of people. According to Celtic legend, one child from each tribe was chosen to be inflicted with the curse of Thorn to offer the blood sacrifices of its next of kin on the night of Samhain.

DR. TERENCE WYNN
(Halloween 6)
Evil. Pure. Uncorrupted. Ancient.

TOMMY DOYLE
(Halloween 6)
If there’s one thing I know, you can’t control evil. You can lock it up. You can burn in and bury it and pray that it dies, but it never will. It just rests a while.  You can lock your doors and say your prayers at night, but the evil is out there. Waiting. And maybe, just maybe, it’s closer than you think.

The next shot is not a clip but a picture Michael's face caught on a video survillence camera at a store then PAN BACK to a newspaper saying "MICHAEL MYERS SIGHTED AT STORE". We end on the newspaper two weeks later saying "MICHAEL MYERS -- STILL MISSING".

After the credits, we see a foggy forest in the day and a car approaches it. A 1973 Delta 88 Oldsmobile, “The Classic”. Out of it, comes the hero of our story, the legendary ASH WILLIAMS, still in his S-Mart uniform, and the red-headed girl with the nice ass from the end of Army of Darkness. The S-Mart ending of Army of Darkness happened like an hour ago.

“Sweetie, what are we doing here?” “You saw that Deadite back there. I gotta get rid of that damn thing once and for all.” They go through the woods, as we hear a mysterious wind sound from The Evil Dead. They finally get to a cabin (which subtly has eyes on it). They go inside of it, and Ash sees a book on the table. It is really old and is made of old human flesh and looks like a man on the cover.

"The book."

Ash goes over to it and stares at it. “I thought I got rid of you... now I will.” Ash reaches under the table and grabs an axe. He raises it ready to destroy it, when the chick hits him. He looks up and sees she’s a Deadite. “Soon your soul will be OURS.” He takes the axe and chops off half of her head causing red blood to squirt out, but she still keeps coming. She kicks him across the room and he crawls and gets the axe. She jumps up in the air and he quickly uses the axe to chop her in half. Still, her top half comes after him, biting his leg. He throws her off like a dog humping his leg then chops the body up as green blood squirts out until she’s in extremely small pieces. He then goes over to the Necronomicon and axes it in half causing yellow blood to squirt in his face. The book screams then disintegrates. Ash sighs and turns around and it’s Cheryl from Evil Dead! “GIVE ME A KISS, BROTHER!” She grabs his face and he screams as we quickly--

CUT TO in the inside of a padded cell, where Ash, in a straightjacket, is screaming as orderlies try to sedate him. He keeps screaming “Dead by Dawn!” “Dead by Dawn!” They eventually do sedate him and he falls down silently with a big grin. The orderlies leave and we go with them back and outside the cell is a familiar face, DR. TERANCE WYNN. He is with his assistant, WHITE. “Do you think we’ll ever get anywhere with the Williams case?” asked the assistant. Wynn laughs, “Williams is a lost cause, he’s so delusional, rather or not the incidents actually happened, they made him so mad that he constantly has delusions, I don’t think it will ever stop.” They then leave while discussing other things, somthing about some weird names like Tate and Doyle; we go into the cell with Ash, alone, laughing madly. We hear other laughs and recognize them as the laughs from the items in Evil Dead II. Ash then stops. Wynn then pushes his face against the window, a Deadite, as Ash screams horribly.
 
We then CUT TO the outside of a Haddonfield street as Laurie's Theme plays.

"HADDONFIELD, ILLINOIS
OCTOBER 28th, 2005"

We then see the inside of a Haddonfield house. Laurie's Theme continues to play as we see JENNIFER SAVELL watching Joss Whedon's Firefly as she talks on the phone with her friend about the detah of that Moyer girl who was in the webcast thing. Then there's a loud noise in the kitchen. She goes to check it out but it's only the cat. Jennifer sighs with relief. But when she goes back into the living room, she sees the door is wide open. She looks out of it. "Hello?" No one replies. She shuts the door and sees THE SHAPE, previously burnt and smoldering, tense, mad. He slices Jennifer's throat with his butcher knife and breathes heavily as he watches her body fall to the ground.

Outside of the house, a car drives by. The person in the car's POV sees the Shape walk out of the house carrying the body. We quickly CUT TO the original Halloween where Michael carries' Annie Brackett's body in much of the same way. The car drives along but gets smashed by another car and we quickly CUT TO--

--Ash's cell at night. Ash just sits there  singing Linda's rhyme from the 1st movie to himself. He looks up and sees a window in his cell. This is weird because there was no window before. Ash looks out of it and sees a weird cross-shaped wooden tomb made of two large limbs of trees. Ash starts to freak out when he sees it shake and pop out of the ground. Ash screams as a body comes out of the grave. We reconize it as DEADITE SHIELA from AOD.

"And to think... I hesitated."

She then screams and charges toward Ash, breaking down in the walls of the room and attacking Ash.

Then... nothing. Just Ash crying on his floor.

FADE TO BLACK.

"MOUNTAINS OUTSIDE OF DENVER, MICHIGAN"

We then go to an all black room. The door of it quietly opens and we see two guys enter in it. When the door opens and moonlight shines in, we see it's a very old version of the cabin from earlier. One of the men, who we now see is in a cop's uniform, steps into the room when a flashlight shining bright. He goes to one room and sees something inside of the fireplace. He picks it up and quietly dusts it off.

"Hey, Johnny! Get a load of this!"

Wynn is in his office alone doing paperwork. The door then opens and we see White enter the room. "Not now..." Wynn says without looking up. "It's very important." Wynn sighs, "Okay." "In Michigan, the police found something very interesting. They've given it to the FBI, who have taken it to a building outside Haddonfield." "What is it?"

"The Necronomicon."

Wynn drops his pencil. He looks up at White for a second but says nothing. Then he says one quick thing. "Let's get Williams."

We go back to Haddonfield, in the bright afternoon, around 1:00. We see outside of the police station. 

"OCTOBER 29th"

The car from earlier, the one that saw Michael ang got into the accident, drives up to it. We see the bottom of the car and two feet step out. We PAN UP and see it's FORMER SHERIFF LEIGH BRACKETT from the first two Halloweens. He takes out a cigerette, smokes it, then walks into the station.

Inside the station, we see Haddonfield Sheriff, SHERIFF JOE EDWARDS talking to DEPUTY BYRON DUNBAR talking to each other in the main office when Brackett walks in. "Can I help you?" Sheriff Edwards asks. "Yes, I'm not sure if you remember me but--" "Ah yeah! You're the old sheriff, um, Brackett!. Yeah. You come in to Haddonfield just to say hi?" "No. I'm here about the Myers case."

Edwards and Byron exchange worried looks to each other. "Um, well that's out of our hands. The FBI has taken over the case. Now, I want you to know, that I'm pretty sure I know what this is about. Your daughter was the first to be killed by Myers, except for his sister. Now..." "I saw him goddamit! I drove here to visit Annie's grave and I went past Carpenter Street right next to--" "--Lampkin Lane," finishes Byron. "Yes! I saw him coming out of a house carrying a young girl. I was in a car accident and was in the hospital all yesterday." He sighs, "You need to let the FBI know about that. They've got a facility about ten miles from here," Edwards informs him. Brackeet sighs, "Fuck. My car's almost dead. The mechanics still haven't completely fixed it. I don't know if it can make it." Edwards suggests, "Well, we're busy all day today. Listen, there's a motel right next door. Why don't you stay there for the night and tomorrow we'll pick you up and take you there."

CLOSE ON the Shape's burnt, hairless mask. It lies in a gutter, wet and forgotten. We PAN UP and see the back of the maskless SHAPE walking toward a store in the middle of the day, but he does not head for the door, rather the space in between it and another building.

CLOSE ON a pile of perfect pale Myers masks, each has a tag saying "AUTHENTIC MICHAEL MYERS MASKS! JUST LIKE THOSE OF THE HALLOWEEN WEBCAST!" They are in a cardboard box which drops into a dumpster. The SHOPOWNER shakes his head as he looks at them. "Goddamn corperations. Trying to profit off that horrible massacre. And selling in Haddonfield no less! But knowing the dickless teenagers in this town I'm sure they would've bought 'em and pulled pranks on everyone. Well, I ain't selling 'em."

The Shape then comes into frame, face covered by the store's shadow. The shopowner sees Michael. "Hey, buddy, please don't come back here, there's a clerk in the store and if you need me, I'll be there in a minute." The Shape ignores him and walks forward. "Hey! I told you-" 

SHAPE'S POV: "We" go up to the owner and grab him and pick him up by his neck. He struggles as "we" turn him toward the dumpster. "We" throw him against the side of the dumpster, impaling him ala Donald Thompson in NOES 3.

The Shape ignores him then reaches into the dumpster and pulls out one of the masks. He rips off the tag and slides the white mask on then walks away.

We go to Ash's cell where Ash is starring at the wall, singing to himself. Wynn and White comes in and leads him to another room. This one is much bigger and planier with only a bed, a cabnet, and some other things. Ash sits on the edge of the bed and Wynn sit down by the edge of the bed on a chair while White sits at the edge of the room, just observing.

"Now... Ashley... I want you to tell me your entire story. From the beginning, no bullshitting, I want you to tell me exactly what happened. No matter what you say, or how hard it is to believe it, I want to know it as long as it's the truth."

"Okay, it was 82. I had just gotten out of college. It was our second year and all but Scotty and Shelly were going back for a 3rd, so we decided to spend a weekend up at a cabin we rented. Now little did we know it was sold to us by a hustler because the owners actually disappeared, but we went up to the cabin. Everything started out well. We almost got into an accident, but nothing strange or weird for the most part. Then... we were eating dinner..."

Ash then continues to tell his story but as he continues, clips and images from the first three movies come up, ala Hellbound: Hellraiser II.

"--when the cellar door flew open, like a wind we never felt blew in. We were all a little freaked out, but me and Scotty went down and checked it out. We found an old tape recorder, this really weird looking dagger and the book. We had no idea what it was at the time, just some book that looks like a human. We went upstairs, looked through the book and turnt on the tape recorder. It was this guy, Knowby, he read through the book... Everything we fine for a while longer, Scotty and Shelly fucked, I gave Linda this pretty necklace, which in retrospect isn't that pretty but Cheryl was all alone. She went outside after hearing strange noises. The trees and the vines... oh god. They raped her. The woods raped my sister! She ran inside to tell us what happened. We went to investigate but the bridge had been torn down. It wouldn't let us leave!"

We then stop from the montage and go back to Wynn and Ash. Wynn asks Ash, "What Ash? What wouldn't let you leave?"

"The evil. The evil the book awakened! There are ancient evils, Wynn. Every Lovecraftian story you've ever read... it's true. It's all true. And we awakened some old demon-god."

Back to the montage--

"Cheryl became possessed. The evil took over her body. That's what it does! It doesn't have corporal form so it takes our bodies. Cheryl injured Linda then freaked out on us. We locked her in the cellar but then it possessed Shelly. Me and Scotty killed her and buried her. 'This isn't happening' is all we told ourselves. Scotty went outside because he was scared. He came back, attacked, almost dead. Linda then became a monster. I took her outside and chopped off my own girlfriend's head."

"I went inside, Cherly had escaped, Scotty dead. The house itself then started to attack and haunt me, well... until Scotty and Cheryl came back for some surprises. That's when I did it. I burnt the book. I saw the damn thing go up in flames. But the evil wasn't finished. It would not be happy until everything in that forest was dead and suffering in his Hell."

"I became possessed. The morning, however, killed it or so I thought. I went back inside, where there was Linda's head, alive... or whatever she was, as ever. She attacked me and bit my hand."

Back in the room, Ash shows Wynn his stump.

"But we'll get to that later. Anyways, as I was chainsawing Linda, head and body, it seems that guy, Knowby had a daughter looking for him. Her, this jack-off professor, Ed, and two redneck shits went up to the cabin to look for them. Well, back in the cabin, I soon came to realise, getting bit on the hand by Evil... not a good thing. My hand came alive and attacked me. My own hand! I eventually trapped my knee on it and used the chainsaw to chop off my right hand."

Ash in the flashback screams, "Who's laughing now, huh? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?"

"Well my hand STILL wasn't finished. I kept fighting it until it ran into the wall, so I thought the worst was over. Ha! Guess who had found there way to the cabin? The brat pack attacked me, thinking I had killed Knowby and his wife. I was trapped in the cellar where I met Knowby's wife, a Deadite now. I went back upstairs to meet Deadite Ed! Can you get enough fucking Deadites in this story, Wynn? Well anyways, I killed him and met the ghost of Knowby -- don't ask. Well, my hand came back to say hi to the redneck chick, Bobby Joe. She went outside in the woods, the Evil got her and snapped her in half like a wishbone. Meanwhile, Knowby's daughter showed me missing pages from the book. One to make the Evil flesh, the other to send it back through time. But she showed me another one... one of a warrior, promised to destroy the Evil, who looked very familar. But the crazy local dude went crazy and threatened to kill us when I turnt bad again. I attacked him but Knowby's wife killed him. Thank god for that fucking retarded necklace which made me human again. Only true love can destroy the demon. That and bodily dismemberment. But the original demon is different."

"So what did you two do about the Evil?" Wynn asked.

"Well, we went out to the shed. I made myself a make-shift chainsaw stump, which I put on my right hand."

"Groovy," Ash in flashback.

"We went back in and we fought and killed Knowby's wife. Then we read from her pages. The Evil came... he was huge and crusty. He looked like a tree, but his face was bigger than the door. He had giant red eyes and... on him, the faces of those he possessed. Just the sight of him turnt my hair gray. We fought him but she died, not by his hands, but my mine. Up, the hand returned to stab her in the back with that strange dagger. But luckly, she finished reading the words and thus the Evil was sent back through time and I rested as the Evil died."

"So... that was the end of the story?" Wynn asks Ash. Ash just looks at him. "Not hardly."

Oooh, we need a montage--

"The portal was so strong that I got sucked in it too. I went back to medievil times in the middle of a war. The winners thought I was part of the other side so I was to be executed. No electric chairs or gas chambers here, nope. I was sent in a pit full of Deadites. But because I had just killed--"

Ash then mumbles to himself random numbers for a few seconds.

"--six Deadites and one demon, I was ready. They then changed their minds and praised me as a God, the one written in the book. That Chosen One I told you about? Me-me. Therefore it was my job to go out and find the book and destroy it. Well, due to my stupidity, which I fully admit I am, I thought I saw a Deadite and insted just saw myself in the mirror. I guess I am THAT ugly. Well anyways, it caused like these mini-Ashes to attack me. I killed them except for one which I... swallowed. But he soon reappeared, busting out of my shoulder as a full grown Evil Ash. I shot him and burried him and I went to this graveyard."  

"There I found three books, all looking identical to the Necronomicon. One tried to suck me into Hell, the other tried to bite my face off and fly away. Therefore, I figured the other must be the real book. Now I was supposed to say three words in order for Hell not to be raised. But the three words were very... VERY.. confusing so I tried my best, but best ain't good enough. Hell was raised and little did I know at the time, but I sort of became... bonded with the book. I could read it now, I could interpret it, that's how I know about the Ancient Demon stuff. Now I've forgotten some of it, but I'm still good. Anways, my Evil self was also raised and he led an army of skeltons to attack me and everyone at the castle just to get that book."

"So I used all the people who worshipped me and made myself an army. We fought a big battle with them and we won so I took a potion, took a nappy-nap for about 700 years, then woke up and I've been having hallucinations ever since, thus why I'm here."

Wynn just stares at him for a minute. "So... the book is still at that cabin?" "Well, I suppose the ashes would be. I told you, I burnt it." Wynn just stares at him again but insted this time he gets up. "Come on, White." They start to leave the room. Ash, worried, starts to scream, "What? Is the book back? What's going on? IS IT BACK?" Orderlies then come in and take him back to his padded cell.

Wynn and White are in Wynn's office. Wynn says to White, "Gather up members of Thorn for tomorrow. I want you to lead a group to go to the FBI Building and find the book. I knew the Necronomicon possessed great skill and magic, but it's actually able to ressurect ancient demons." White looks at Wynn, "Are you thinking of--?" "Yes, White. Michael is... too unstable. He was a force of pure evil since the day he was born and he has two family members that we can't even find. This... will be much, much easier." We then FADE TO--

--outside of Smith's Grove, the next morninng, there we see a group of 5 men, all dressed in black getting ready for something. Out of the building, we see a figure walk out. We reconize him as the MAN IN BLACK. The MiB is dressed in a long flowing black trenchcoat and a black fedora, covering his face. He lifts his head and we expect to see Wynn... but insted we see White. White is second in command of the Thorn Cult so he gets to where the MiB "uniform" too. White and everybody else gets in a black van then drives away.

We then go to the outside of Haddonfield, by the road.

"OCTOBER 30th" 

There is a small little stand all by itself. Behind it is MARK ADAMS, the owner. The Shape walks up to it. "What is your pleasure, sir?" Mark asks him. He knows nothing about the Shape or doesn't care because he doesn't comment on the Michael Myers part of him, yet keeps going on about pain and pleasure. There is an assortment of very strange looking toys and boxes. The Shape finally finds something that might be of interest to him. A dagger like that of the Evil Deads. But this one is different on both the blade and handle is a small symbol. A triangle on the side of a slanted line. The Thorn Symbol. |>. Michael looks down and sees the same on his wrist.

"Ah..." Mark realizes, "That is your pleasure?" Michael then throws his butcher knife away and jams the dagger into Mark's heart then yanks it out. He screams then falls down, dead. The Shape walks away, dagger firmly in hand. Michael walks down the street when he sees on the road in the distance the black van drive by. We then flash back to the black van in Halloween 6. He tilts his head remembering the van. He sees a car next to him and smashes the window. The Shape gets in, uses the dagger as a key, and drives off, following the van without them knowing it.

Outside of the motel, Brackett comes out and sees a police car drive up. In it, Edwards and Byron yell for him to come in. Brackett gets in the car and drives away.

In the lobby of the FBI building, we see the SECRETARY talking to the SECURITY GUARD. They talk about how most people in the building took the next few days off on account of Haddonfield's history of Halloween, but there are a few agents still here. Most are actually in the main lobby, resting.

We then go to the inside of a room. It is high tech and at the center of the room, underneath a glass shielding, is the Necronomicon. We see the only two agents not downstairs, FBI AGENTS NUKE BEYOND and EDWARD FIELDER. They look at the book and discuss what it is and why it was in the cabin.

Outside of the five story FBI building in the middle of the country, the black van drives up in the parking lot. The Thorn Cult comes out of it and goes inside the building. In the main lobby, the secretary, a bit, but not very, alarmed, says, "How may I help you?" The White MiB replies by taking out a large machine gun and starting to fire. The secretary screams as she is filled with rounds. Everyone in the lobby screams as they do are riddled with bullets. 

"Okay listen up!" White screams to the few survivors. "Tell me where the Necronomicon is and you MIGHT get to live!" One screams at him that it's on the 5th floor, room 8. White and the rest ignore the survivors and head for the elevator.

SURVIVOR'S POV: One of the survivors, laying on the floor, looks out through the clear, rotating doors and sees another car stop. The Shape comes out of it and walks toward the building.

"No..." the man mutters. The Shape just looks at him then kicks him in the face so hard that it snaps his neck, so we quickly CUT TO the next part.

In Room 8, Beyond and Fielder look at each other and say, "What was that?" obviously referring to the extremely loud sound of a machine gun. They run out and head down the hallway, while the Thorn Cult comes from the other direction, not seeing either. They go into Room 8 and find the book. They shatter the glass around it and just look at it for a moment. 

Beyond and Fielder run down the stairs, their guns out. The Shape comes up the stairs, Thorn dagger in hand. "Freeze!" they scream. Michael does not. The agents shoot at the Shape who falls down a few steps. He then pops up and goes to Fielder and stabs him in the stomach with the dagger. Beyond tries to save his friend and fight the Shape, but he elbows him in the face. But Michael doesn't mean to injure. He smashes him in the face so hard that he elbows goes THROUGH his head and out the other end.

White hears this and tells the group, "Don't touch it, I'll be right back." White leaves but one of the members of Thorn, DENZIL doesn't listen and opens up the pages. We see a lot of different pictures, all of strange and unusual things. We get to open page that had a big black circle on it. It seems to make a strange sound. Denzil pokes it and his hand goes INTO it like it's a hole. He is excited and looks down. Then like a vaccum cleaner, it sucks his face INTO THE HOLE.

CUT TO the outside of the hallway. White sees the Shape coming down the hallway. "Oh... FUCK!" he screams. He runs back into Room 8 then locks the door. "Oh shit. I don't know why but Michael, he's here, oh god--what the fuck is going on over there?" The Druids are trying to help Denzil, who's face is stuck in the book. They yank him out of it, his face, not stretched, but rather a Deadite. Deadite Denzil then smacks all the Thorn-ies, including White down.

The door then flies open and we see the Shape standing in the doorway. Deadite Denzil turns and looks at him. He then narrows his blood-shot eyes in confusion. "What the fuck are you? You ain't got no soul to swallow! What's wrong with you?" Deadite Denzil approaches the souless killer. Then he smiles and realizes, "Thorn." Michael ignores Denzil and slices his throat with the dagger. Green blood squirts all over Michael's outfit. Michael keeps stabbing the Deadite, confused about why he won't die. Denzil smiles then shoots out his enlongated tongue. Michael grabs it and yanks on it, PULLING OUT THE DEADITE'S SPINE! RED BLOOD SQUIRTS EVERYWHERE! Michael stares down at it in confusion. He knew he was strong but not strong. The spine then CRAWLS on the floor like bug and crawls out of the door, using the little bones on the sides as legs. Michael is confused as fuck.

On the floor, White takes out his cellphone and calls Wynn. Wynn answers and says hello. White then cries to him about Michael and Denzil becoming a Deadite. He is then cut off by Michael who has picked him up by the neck, throwing the cellphone out of his hand. Michael then throws White up and his head smashes through the ceiling. Michael, however is still holding onto his legs, so Michael yanks him back down but this time White is headless, blood spurting out like a fountain. Michael throws the body down but notices all the other Druids have ran away.

Michael leaves the hallway and finds two of them. He grabs them both by the skulls and smashes their heads together. He then goes into an elevator and presses "MAIN LOBBY".

Outside of the building, Brackett, Edwards, and Byron go inside of the building. They are shocked by all the dead bodies in the main lobby. Brackett narrows his eyes, "It was him. Michael Myers." Edwards notices the bullets in them. "Close but no kewpie doll, Brackett. In 89, the old station had Michael but a man, dressed in all black came in and shot up the station, rescued Myers, and blew up the building. I have a sneaking suspicion it was the same people." Edwards and Byron go one way but Brackett goes up the stairs.

He goes up one flight and one the second floor he notices an elevator coming down. He runs to it and presses the button. Inside, the elevator stops on the second floor and the door opens where the Shape and Brackett stand face to face. They look at each other for a second. 

But when the door starts to close, Brackett reaches in, grabs Michael and pulls him out of it attacking him. Brackett repeatidly hits Michael. "You bastard! She was your first victim that night! Besides your sister, she was the first soul you've taken! I want her back! I WANT MY DAUGHTER BACK GODDAMIT!" Michael then grabs his wrist and is about to break his hand, but Brackett with his other takes out a small pistol and shoots Michael in the stomach, making him go back a few steps. Brackett runs up the stairs, leading Michael on. "Come on you fucking piece of shit!" the old man yells.

FORCE POV: "We" charge through the hallways and go down the stairs where we meet Brackett. He screams as we ZOOM into his mouth then--

ZOOM OUT of it where we see Deadite Brackett standing before Michael. Michael tilts his head as if "This shit again?". Brackett then laughs manically as he smashes Michael in the face with the butt of his pistol. Michael takes a few steps back then falls down unconscious as Brackett hits him on the top of his head. Brackett runs upstairs laughing with glee.

In his cell Ash is sitting, freaked out, thinking the book might be back. The guard is there, and Ash realizes it's food time. The guard comes in and Ash beats him, but very quietly. Ash switches their clothes and locks the unconscious guard in the room.

Ash comes upon Wynn's office and hears him talking to four Druids. He explains to them about the book being raised, Deadites, Michael, etc. Ash then busts in, the guard's gun firmly in hand and pointing at Wynn. "Ashley... put the gun down," Wynn tries to bargain calmly. "No, I'm going with you. THAT BOOK MUST BE DESTROYED!" Ash screams at Wynn. Wynn then says something unexpected, "Why I know that. A guard was just here a few minutes ago to get you and bring you on our trip." "Wait... what?" "Yes, you are intrutmental in the destruction of the Necronomicon. A guard was just sent a few minutes ago to get you." "Yeah, um, about that..." Ash says embarassed. "Now... give me the gun and let's go to the van."

We are now in a broom closet in the FBI building. The three remaining Thorn memebers are scared for their lives and crying, etc. One then starts to shake weirdly. The others are confused as to what's going when when BOOM! THE DENZIL SPINE BURSTS OUT OF HIS CHEST! He spits up blood then falls down dead. The other two scream and yank open the door only to find the Brackett Deadite. He sticks his thumbs in one's eyes, as the spine slashes the other's throat. The Deadite then yanks out his eyes. The two bodies fall to the floor as Deadite Brackett laughs.

In an almost identical black van, Wynn, also dressed in MiB garb drives to the building with four Druids and one fucked up man with a big chin.

Edwards and Byron get to the second floor, both of them have their guns out. They find Myers and talk about rather he's dead or not. "No... it's a trick," Edwards said. Edwards points his gun on Michael's forehead when another "force" comes in...

FORCE POV: The Force POV charges through the 2nd floor and goes into Edwards.

Deadite Edwards turns to Byron who's freaking out. He uses his pistol to shoot Byron in the legs twice. Byron crawls on the floor, but Edwards doesn't chase after him. Insted he just taunts and teases the motherfucker.

Outside, the van stops. Thorn goes inside but Wynn tells Ash to wait in the van. Thorn goes inside and sees the massacre. They go into the elevator, not hearing the Edwards/Byron stuff and go up to the 5th floor.

Ash is gitchty and doesn't wanna stay in the van so he runs inside. He is shocked at all the blood shed and is certain it's the book's fault. He runs up the stairs and gets freaked out by Edwards tauntng Byron. Ash runs into a room and realizes it's the perfect one. There is a bunch of memoribilia behind glass cases. An old hockey mask, a glove with razors, a small bronze box, a fire opal, a beaten up Good Guys doll, etc. But then he sees something that catches his eye. Under one item, there is a plaque that says-

"CHAINSAW USED BY MASS MURDERER THOMAS "LEATHERFACE" HEWITT"

Ash smiles as he picks up the saw. He gets other small things around him. He's ready to build...

Meanwhile, Michael's eyes jolt open and he sits up. Deadite Edwards runs over to Byron and picks him up. Edwards sticks his hand in his chest then yanks out his heart. He starts to laugh when he is LIFTED UP BY THE SHAPE WITH THE DAGGER! He starts to shake, when Michael tears off his limbs. He falls down when Michael picks up a cabinet and smashes his legs. He still continues to grunt. Michael then decapitates him. "Why the fuck won't these people die?" is what Michael is obviously thinking.

In the office, Ash is finished with the chainsaw modifications. He connects it to his right wrist and we CLOSE ON his face as he says, "Groovy." He charges out of the office but stops when he sees the Shape and the dead Deadite. "Oh, um, it seems like you've already done my job," Ash says, surprised at what he sees. Michael raises his dagger and walks toward Ash.

"Or... maybe not. Wait aren't you that Halloween guy? Michael Myers?" Michael goes over to Ash and lunges the dagger at him. Ash ducks it, goes behind Michael and sticks the saw in his back. Michael turns around pissed and back-hands Ash against the wall. Ash groggily tries to get up.
On the 5th floor, Wynn and his cronies walk down the hallway. "White said something about Room 8," Wynn informs his minions. They continue to walk down. But a POV is watching them; Deadite Brackett. He laughs to go after them but something falls out of his pocket. "What's this?" He bends down to pick it up.

Ash gets up and charges at Myers, knocking him down. Ash slaps him with the saw before Michael stabs him in the shoulder with the dagger, knocking him off of him. Ash revs up his saw then puts it in Michael's stomach. He shakes and convulges then dies (for now...). Ash sighs with relief but then trips. He looks down and sees the Denzil Spine, crawling on the floor. It crawls up the wall like a spider and tries to hit Ash with his "tail", which he is using as a weapon.

Deadite Brackett picks up the item. He unfolds it and sees it's a photograph of his daughter, Annie from Halloween. He starst to shake then SCREAMS as he falls to the floor. He is obviously in horrible pain. He then looks up and screams, human again.

Ash runs over to Edwards' body. He takes out his gun saying to himself, "Mini-boomstick" then shoots the Spine. It falls down from the wall, screeching (though it has no mouth). Ash then screams as the Shape comes up behind him and starts to choke him. Ash then turns around and shoots Michael right inbetween the eyes. Michael hardly reacts.

"Ah, fuck beans."

Wynn and the Druids enter Room 8, ignoring the bodies and screams of Brackett and head just for the Necronomicon. Wynn informs them that now that one demon is out, he's not sure if another can come. They quickly leave the room.

Outside they see Brackett. "Well, well, well, if it isn't Haddonfield's old shierff. Get him!" The Thorn members grab him and take him downstairs with them.

Michael and Ash are still fighting. Michael is trying to stab Ash with the dagger, and Ash is trying to get rid of the Shape with the chainsaw.

FORCE POV: The Force rages down the second hall and is about to go to Ash when he ducks and there's Wynn! But Wynn knew this would happen. He opens up the book to the exact page that Denzil did with the hole. "We" go into the hole.

Wynn slams the book shut. He then sees Michael is killing the Thorn members. He's crushed the skull of one and stabbed another. Wynn tries to calm Michael down but insted the Shape tries to attack Wynn. The MiB then slams a syringe into Michael's neck, putting him to sleep. Wynn then places something on the floor. Him and his remaining two cronies, one holding Ash, one holding Brackett, both who've been injected with something making them not attack.

We then see that on every floor Wynn's placed explosives. Thorn gets into the black van and drives away. Behind them, the FBI building EXPLODES IN A GIANT RED FIREBALL!

In the van, Ash asks what the hell is going on. Wynn replies--
"Ash do you remember when you got all that information about the demons when the book hit you? I'm sure by now it's only generalized but try to remember one. His name is Thorn. A long, long time ago, Thorn was the most powerful demon. He cursed the land and was a horrible plague, destroying everything. So every tribe cursed one member of the tribe to murder his family as sacrifices to Thorn in order for him to skip over thier tribe like the Angel of Death in the Exodous story. Well, the most powerful Celtic Druids banned together and sent Thorn and all the other demons back to where they came from."

"But according to legend, the demons would not be gone forever. The Dark Ones, a cult rumored to not even be human, to have been around even before the demons, kidnapped all the virgin daughters of all the tribes. They killed them all and made a book out of their skin and inked in their blood. That is the Necronomicon Ex Mortis, or 'The Book of the Dead'. It had the power to resurect any of the demons. For some unknown reasons, the Dark Ones left our plane and never resurected the Old Ones, though some speculate that sometime in the past the Dark Ones returned, this was never confirmed. The book was hidden away in the Castles of Kandar for many, many years. Until yesterday, I did not even believe the book existed at all."

"But there was another way to resurect Thorn. Study the ancient Celtic science and find out how they cursed the members of their tribes. Find someone and put that curse on them. Once all blood relatives are deceased, Hell will open up and spit Thorn out. He will rule over Earth and bring it's destruction. And the Thorn Cult shall be at his side for all eternity."

"So you chose little Michael Myers, made him into an unstoppable monster then sent him after his family," Ash tells Wynn, assuming he knows everything now.

"Um... no. Don't you think there have been other attempts? Throughout history the Thorn Cult has existed. Thousands, maybe more, have been cursed since our Lord was sent from this Earth. But they seem to... die easily. Their power overwhelms them and they become more prone to disease and mortal deaths. In fact, some die just because they cannot handle the Curse. But the Myers child was different. Boy, was he. You still don't see do you? He was BORN like that. Born with some horrible darkness that plagued his soul until there was none. Born with the ability to escape death. We used Michael because he was already powerful. He could easily track down his blood relatives and suffer anything."

"BUT Michael is too unstable. He's a powerful object but perhaps out of our hands. Unlike the book. The book is even more powerful and yet it is completely in your hands. Now it is here. The final Samhain for mortals. The first Samhain for Thorn."

"Well you better buckle-up, bonehead, cause it's gonna be one HELLVA ride. Demons aren't fucking midgets with red horns, little wings and a pitchfork. They're giant motherfuckers that look like rotted apples and literally destroy all living objects in their past." 

Wynn says nothing.

"Where the fuck are we going?" Brakcett screams at Wynn.

Wynn looks back and smirks, "Your big-chined friend should be able to tell that." Ash just has a mesmuised look.

In the ruins of the FBI building, the burnt Shape steps out. In his hand, the body of a Thorn member. He takes something out of his pocket. A map. Michael walks forward.

The van is still driving. We PAN DOWN under it. Everything seems to be normal then something TWITCHES!

A car is stopped by the road. The man gets out, trying to see what's wrong with his car.

SHAPE'S POV: "We" walk toward the man. "Hey, buddy, can you help-" "We" then grab his head and "we" open the door and start to put the window up with his head still in the door. He screams as his face is crushed and blood spurts.

Michael gets into the car and drives away.

We FADE TO many different places, all roads, woods, or mountains. We see the sun go down, then come right back up, and now it's just about ready to go down again. In the dark sky are sparkling stars making the Thorn Embalm. The Thorn van is driving up a mountain.

"MICHIGAN"

"OCTOBER 31st"

"HALLOWEEN"

As they drive into the woods, Wynn has a very big smile on his face. He knows something they don't and he cannot wait for them to find out so his face is bursting with anticipation. Ash looks on wondering what it could be.

Then he sees the bridge. It is over a huge gap and looks like it has been rebuilt. Ash's eyes widen. "No... no... no, no, no, no, no..." They approach some building.

A small one story wood cabin. THE EVIL DEAD CABIN. It was seen earlier in Ash's dream but this isn't. This is really happening.

"You fuckin' bastard!" Ash screams at Wynn. "How the fuck could you take us here?" Wynn laughs. "This is where the book was first raised in over 700 years. It still holds power."

Wynn gets out with the book. The place seems to act weird. The cabin starts to shake a little, the woods seem to move in. The book reconizes where it is. Underneath the car something scurries away.

Michael drives in his car and comes across the same bridge. He drives over it when it starts to shake. He gets out of the car as the bridge starts to break in half and fold upward (ala Evil Dead II). Michael clings onto one side then jumps onto the land. He looks back and sees that he's stuck on this side, never getting back to where he came from. The Shape heads for the cabin.

In the cabin, Wynn has a big thing set up. An alter in the middle of the main room. In the middle of the alter is the book, surrounded by candles, behind it Wynn and behind Wynn Ash and Brackett in chains. On either side are the two last members of Thorn.

Brakcett screams, "Why the fuck am I here?" Wynn turns to Brackett, "You will be the appetizer. A warm-up to a much bigger sacrifice; The Chosen One. The great hero destined to fight the Evils in the Necronomicon. Ha. You, Ash, are nothing more than a mere object that will be used to make Thorn stonger. That's all the book is. That's all Michael was. Just a mere object of my maniuplation."

Ash's eyes narrow. "No, sumbitch, that's where you're wrong. The book and Michael are NOT forces of your manipulation. They are pure evil; forces of fucking nature. You are just a little man with delusions of granduer so he meddles with forces that he cannot fucking comprehend.  That's what you don't get. Michael, the Necronomicon, Thorn, all beings of Evil that don't give too shits about you. You're never the one in control, Wynn, You never will be. No matter how many little incantations or spells you do, you will never, EVER, be the Boogeyman. You'll always be his bitch."

Wynn is brimming with anger. "SHUT UP!" he screams as he slaps Ash in the face. "That's not the only reason I brought you. Only you know how to read this shit! You will read from the book."

"Or what you'll shoot my wife?" "Oh we have ways of making you read..." "No, Wynn, they're not nessecary. See I'm a very selfish man. I will put the entire Earth in danger just to get what I want. And what I want right now is to see Thorn swallow your soul whole. And man, that's what I'm getting."

The book flies open. It goes to pages with strange images like demons and monsters but then it stops at two pages. The first has the Thorn embalm and the other has the face of the Rotten Apple Head, except with the same symbol inbetween it's eyes. Ash starts to chant weird phrases as dramatic music plays.

Michael comes into the back of the house, dagger in hand. Ash continues to scream the incantations. The FORCE POV goes through the forest. Michael heads through the kitchen. Ash screams his chants. The POV is closer to the house. Michael grabs one Thorn member and smashes his head against the oven as the other tries to help his friend. Ash continues. The POV gets closer. Michael takes the other member and snaps his head off. Ash screams, "KANDER! KANDER! KANDER!" The POV slams through the door--

THORN himself busts through the door. A giant head like the Rotten Apple Head but with the Thorn symbol on his forehead inbetween the piercing red eyes. Ash looks away, learning from before, but Brackett, Wynn, and Michael are in pain just from looking at him as the things around them start to crumble and die.

Wynn gets up. "My Lord! I have brought you back! I have for you the Chosen One and your last curse!" Thorn tilts his head, which is all we see in the doorway, then opens his mouth and starts to breath in. Wynn finds his feet stuck to the ground. He screams as the breath sucks the skin off his bone. As he falls, Thorn sucks up the rest of his body. On his side, Wynn's face starts to appear on Thorn. Ash has a non-emotional face.

"Got what you deserved, dick-face."

Ash then continues to yank at his chains until they pull off. He un-does Brackett too. They then run into the cellar (but not before Ash grabs his saw from under the table and puts it back on himself). Michael goes into the room and sees Thorn. He approaches him when Thron also breaths to suck Michael, but not to swallow him. Insted his wrist flies into the air and Michael's Thorn sign matches with the demon's. Michael's eyes are in horrible pain as we see all of Michael's victims appear on Thorn's side. The Thorn members, White, Denzil, the cops and FBI agents, Mark Adams, the shop owner, Jennifer, as well as former familar faces such as Laurie Strode, Jamie Lloyd, and Dr. Sam Loomis. Michael falls to the floor as Thorn screams in enjoyment with this new power he has. 

In the cellar, Ash and Brackett decide Ash will take on Thorn because he's the Chosen One and fought demons before and Brackett will take on Michael for revenge reasons. They come out of the cellar. Ash screams and charges at Thorn slashing him with the saw. Michael stands up and is about to attack Ash when Brackett screams at him. The Shape walks over to Brackett who starts to brutally attack him. Brackett drags Michael back down into the cellar, making him drop the Thorn dagger.

Ash continues to slash and slash at Thorn, not even feeling it. A giant tree trunk of a hand then busts through the wall and grabs Ash. This is all familar to Ash so he does what he did last time. He jams the saw into Thorn's eye. Blue blood squirts out all over Ash, as before, and once again he saws off the fingers and goes to the edge of the room. He picks up the Necronomicon, looking for a passage to use when he is tripped.

The Denzil Spine! It jumps on Ash, who's on his back and trying to push it away. It squels and is trying to claw Ash with each of the little bones.

Brackett keeps attacking Michael with anything he can find. The Shape keeps trying to fight back but never gets a chance. At the doorway inbetween the cellar's main room and the bathroom, hanging, is a glove with razors at the end. Brackett puts it on and slashes Michael in the face repeatidly. Brackett then slams all four into his face, coming out the other side.

"That was for Annie, you son of a bitch."

He walks up the stairs, then opens the door. When he comes out, he sees a person in the window. ANNIE BRACKETT, his daughter from the first Halloween. "An-anni-annie?" he asks not believing it. "Yes, Daddy, it's me. By killing Michael, you've set me free. Now we can be together forever." "Oh Annie..." he says. He goes to her, only to find that she is now a rotted head-only version of herself. The head is connected to a brown tentacle leading into the back of Thorn. "No!" he yells with tears in his eyes. The tentacle goes back to Thorn, and her face appears on his back in the room. It screams in a Deadite-like voice "You're such a fucking faliure, you know that? You're the fucking sheriff and I'm the first to die!" "NO!!!!!"

The Shape then comes out of the cellar, glove on. Brackett is now crying. Michael decapitates him with the glove and his head flops out the window. Michael takes the glove off.

Ash then stands up and throws the spine at Michael. Michael bends the spine, and breaks it like a wishbone. He then jams both ends into the two walls. Michael looks around.

SHAPE'S POV: No Ash.

He then takes back his dagger and heads for Thorn with it. Michael then jams it into Thorn's symbol in his head. Thorn screams as Michael takes back his souls.

As this is happening, Ash jumps from under the table and opens the book. He starts screaming an incantation for a minute or two as Michael takes back what's his and weakens Thorn. "KLATUU VARATA NIKTU!"

Behind Thorn a giant portal appears. It sucks in the very weak Thorn. Ash, learning from last time, has jammed his chainsaw into the wall. Michael is now crawling on the floor, trying not to get sucked in. He gets closer and closer to Ash. He simply smiles.

"Bye-bye."

Ash then kicks the table in front of him and hits Michael who goes flying back. For one last attempt Michael shoots out his arms and grabs the edge of the door. Michael is almost screaming when he just falls to the ground as if it was his skin. We see a giant blobulous glob of black evil with piercing red eyes, the evil in Michael, scream as he is sucked into the portal, closing it.

Everything is quiet and still. We linger on this until Ash, still hestitant, takes his chainsaw out and approaches his environment. He looks at the book, starts his saw, and SLICES the Necronomicon in half. No yellow blood, no nothing. Ash sighs and heads for the back door.

The two pieces of the book then slam themselves to together. It opens its' eyes and screams as it SPITS out the black shapeless evil. The Halloween Theme starts to play. The evil flies back into Michael, who sits up and turns his head toward Ash. We then CUT TO BLACK, all that's left is the sound of Ash's screams, then the theme which plays over our credits.

THE END

CAST LIST

Bruce Campbell as ASHLEY "ASH" WILLIAMS
Mitch Ryan as DR. TERRANCE WYNN
Charles Cyphers as LEIGH BRACKETT
Nathan Fillion as JACOB WHITE
and
Brad Loree as MICHAEL MYERS/"THE SHAPE"

BODY COUNT

MICHAEL MYERS

1. Jennifer - Throat Slashed with Knife
2. Shop Owner - Impaled Against Side of Dumpster
3. Mark Adams - Thorn Dagger Jammed into Heart
4. Survivor - Kicked in Face, Neck Snapped
5. Fielder - Stabbed in Stomach with Dagger
6. Beyond - Elbows Through Face
7. Deadite Denzil - Yanked on Tongue, Spine Accidently Came Out
8. White - Thrown Into Ceiling, Yanked on Body, Head Came Off
9. Thorn Member and-
10. Thorn Member - Heads Smashed Together
11. Deadite Edwards - Limbs Ripped Off, Smashed in Half by Cabinet, Decapitated
12. Thorn Member - Skull Crushed
13. Thorn Member - Stabbed with Dagger
14. Car Driver - Face Smashed with Car Window
15. Thorn Member - Smashed Against Oven
16. Thorn Member - Head Snapped Off
17. Brackett - Decapitated with "Freddy Glove"
18. Ash - Killed Off Screen (???)

ASH WILLIAMS

1. Female Deadite - Half of Head Chopped Off, Body Chopped in Half, Chopped in Tiny Pieces with an Axe (Dream)
2. Thorn - Sent Through Portal
3. The Shape - Michael Kicked by Table, "The Shape" sucked into portal

JACOB WHITE

1. Secretary - Shot with Machine Gun
2. Security Guard - Shot with Machine Gun

THE EVIL

1. Denzil - Possessed
2. Brackett - Possessed (Though He Came Back Later)
3. Edwards - Possessed

DENZIL SPINE

1. Thorn Member - Busted Through Chest
2. Thorn Member - Throat Slashed

DEADITE BRACKETT

1. Thorn Member - Eyes Gouged then Yanked Out

DEADITE EDWARDS

1. Byron - Heart Ripped Out
THORN

1. Wynn - Skin Sucked Off, Body Swallowed

TOTAL - 31

Plus all the people killed in the opening montage, the people in Ash's story, and all the people in the lobby that were shot by White.

ORIGINAL OPENING

The movie would begin in the 80s. Enter an older doctor in a trench coat and burn injuries, DR. SAM LOOMIS, at his house drinking something when the doorbell rings. Loomis answers the door and another older professor answers it. “Raymond! It’s so good to see you! Wow, this is unexpected.” “I’m going on an expedition in a few minutes and we passed by your house and I thought I could say hi for a few minutes, but I have to leave pretty soon.” They sit down and catch up a bit. Then PROF. RAYMOND KNOWBY tells him about a new expedition he’s making to England in a few weeks in a castle named Kandar. Loomis recognizes the name but says that the Kandarian people were Sumerian not English. Knowby explains that legend has it, that it’s called that because the Necronomicon Ex Mortis, the Book of the Dead, is there. According to local legend, it was traveled across the planet to keep it from the Ancient Dark Ones, and that the “Hero from the Sky” hid it here.
Loomis, being the paranoid doctor he is, wonders if Michael could have anything to do with the book. “My god, you’re still worried about that Michael Myers shit, eh? He’s in a coma. He won’t wake up.” Loomis nods for now. There is another knock on the door, and we can see ANNIE from Evil Dead II, stick her head in. “Come on, Dad, we’re gonna be late.” Knowby tells Loomis he has to leave and they shake hands and Loomis says that he’ll see him when he gets back. They then leave, and heavy breathing and the Halloween Theme starts to play as we fade to black and go to opening credits.