Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Ask people what gender they are.
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Learn Morse code, and
have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep
Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally
with your pen while talking to others.
Speak only in a "robot"
voice.
Blow your nose when some one is eating.
Start each meal by
conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one
will "eat away your food " !
Stomp on little plastic ketchup
packets.
Name your dog "Dog."
Claim that you must always
wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Declare
your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for
"violating your airspace."
Highlight irrelevant information in
scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
Invent nonsense
computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid
the appearance of ignorance.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in
your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider
person."
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance
with prophesy."
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the
ink cartridge across the room.
Holler random numbers while someone
is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are
green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Drum on
every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the
page.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first
page.
Set alarms for random times.
Change channels five
minutes before the end of every show.
ONLY TYPE IN
UPPERCASE.
only type in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation
either
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Repeat
the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
Stand over someone's shoulder,
mumbling, as they read.
Inform others that they exist only in your
imagination.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Wear a LOT
of cologne.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't
rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble
their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological
profiles."
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic
picture."
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty
times.
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye
contact.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
And finally........recommend my site to them :-)