FUNNY CAR BUMPER STICKERS
Missing dog and wife. Reward for
dog.
The kids drive me crazy. I drive
them everywhere.
Drive carefully! Remember, it's
not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.
Even though this is a stupid
bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it.
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break
it.
There are two kinds of
pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
They couldn't repair my brakes, so
they made my horn louder.
Your so boring, if you threw a
boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you.
