Me, Myself and I

Me, Myself and I decided to buy a thimble.

What we wanted was really quite simple,

just one tiny little thimble.

Me sat and logically thought about it.

While, Myself knew immediately which to pick out.

While I had its own little system. . . .

"One, two, three, which one shall it be?

four, five, six, this one I shall pick."

I smiled and jumped up and down,

and said, "We got to buy the brown.">br>
While, Myself said, "That ain't true.

Brown is ugly; we got to buy blue."

Me, intelligently grinned and said,

"Thou cannot maketh stupideth decisions.

Thou must maketh wise ones.

Both blue and brown are okay,

but silver is the best.

You see,

if thou dropeth the tiny thing,

you will see the silver first!

Soon they were arguing to and fro.

Each one's the best,

wouldn't you know?

This argument would have went on continually.

So, Me, Myself, and I>br>
ended up buying all three.

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