A Dog Called Sex
(Very weird)

Everybody that has a dog calls him Rover or Boy.  I call mine Sex he's a great pal, but he has cause me a great deal of embarassment.

When I went to City Hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex.
He said, "I'd like one, too!"
Then I said, "But this is a dog."
He said that he didn't care what she looked like.
Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old."
He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.  I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a seperate room for Sex.
He said, "You don't need a seperate room.  As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do."
I said, "Look, you don't understand.  Sex keeps me awake at night."
The cler said, "Funny--I have that same problem."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.
Another contestant asked why I was just standing there, looking disappointed.  I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
"But you don't understand," I said.  "I had hoped to have Sex on TV."
He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."

When my wife and I seperated, we went to court for custody of the dog.  I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married."
The Judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional.  Stick to the case, please."
Then I told him after I was married, Sex left me.
He said, "Me, too!"

Last night, Sex ran off again.  I spent hours searching for him.  A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?"
I told him I was looking for Sex.  My case comes up on Friday.