Inuyasha's Rejected
Pick-up Lines
(I wouldn't copy him if I were you)

Inuyasha: I know how to please a woman.
   Girl:  Then please leave me alone.

Inuyasha: I want to give myself to you.
   Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Inuyasha: May I see you pretty soon?
   Girl: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Inuyasha: Your hair color is fabulous.
   Girl: Thank you.  It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Inuyasha: You look like a dream.
   Girl: Go back to sleep.

Inuyasha: I can tell that you want me.
   Girl: Yes, I want you to leave.

Inuyasha: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
   Girl: Do not enter. (or Stop.)

Inuyasha: May I have the last dance?
   Girl: You've just had it.

Inuyasha: I would go to the end of the world for you.
   Girl: Yes, but would you stay there?

Inuyasha: Your place or mine?
   Girl: Both.  You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Inuyasha: Is this seat empty?
   Girl: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Inuyasha: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
   Girl: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Inuyasha: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
   Girl: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore