(I just can't get enough of these!!)
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Three people were walking down the street. Santa Clause, a smart Inu, and a dumb Inu. They all saw a 1000 yen on the sidewalk. Who got it?
A: The dumb Inu got it because the other two are fictional!!
Q: How do you keep a Inu busy?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you get a one armed Inu out of a tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: How do Inu brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How does a Inu spell a farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O
Q: How does a Inu kill a fish?
A: He drowns it.
Q: A Inu going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: What do you do when a Inu throws a pin at you?
A: Run... he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How do you make a Inu laugh on a Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on a Wednesday.
Q: What is a Inu doing when he holds his hands tightly over his hears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the Inu stare at a frozen orange juce can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said "concentrate."
Q: Why did the Inu put his finger over the nail he was hammering?
A: The noise gaver her a headache.
Q: Why did the Inu have blisters on his lips?
A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Q: Why don't Inus have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do Inus work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart Inus?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: What's the difference between a Inu and a shopping cart?
A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
Q: What did the Inu do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
Q: How does a Inu commit suicide?
A: He gathers his clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How do you drown a Inu?
A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: What are the worst six years in a Inu's life?
A: Third Grade.
Q: What do you UFO's and smart Inus have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: How do you confuse a Inu?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why do Inus hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: How do you know when a Inu has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: What job function does a Inu have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
Q: Why don't Inus like making Kool-Aid?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: How do you keep a Inu in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow)
Q: How do you keep a Inu busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How many Inus does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
Q: Why couldn't the Inu write the number ELEVEN?
A: He didn't know which ONE came first.
Q: How did the Inu try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: How did the Inu break his leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the Inu die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him.
Q: How did the Inu burn his nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: How can you tell if a Inu's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.