I'm sure Inuyasha would fit in with these humans.
- A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.
- The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
- Swedish business consultant Ulf at Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250 page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.
- A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.
- Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
- When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.
- A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steamroller and led police on a five mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
- A guy wearing pantyhose on his face was robbing a store in a mall. When the security came he quickly grabbed a shopping bag and pretended to be shopping while he was still wearing the pantyhose!
- A woman was arrested after she killed her boyfriend. She killed him because they were arguing who loved the other more.
- A fellow tried to rob a store by threatening to kill a chicken he was carrying.
- After two men robbed a store, they found out their car wouldn't start so they went back into the store and offered to give back the money in return for a jump start.
- A woman was arrested after she tried to pass off a $1,000,000 bill. The woman cheerfully told police that she didn't do anything wrong.
- A truck driver was arrested after he led cops on a high speed chase. The man claimed that if he had slowed down to less than 50 mph, the truck would have exploded.
- A woman was arrested after she tried to pass off a "million dollar bill.'" She pasted 0's on to a 1 dollar bill. (could it be the same woman from above?)
- A man tried to rob a bank by using his fingers to simulate a gun. The problem was he forgot to put his hand in his pocket.
- Two robbers in Detroit, Michigan robbed a bank. Afterwards they got hungry and entered the McDonalds drive-thru next door to the bank and ordered lunch. They were caught there by the police!
- Irma Acosta-Arya, 39, was in court in Hackensack, NJ, to plead innocent to drug possession charges. A sheriff's deputy did a routine search of the defendant and found 21 bags of heroin and 22 bags of cocaine under her wig and in her underwear. Her bail on the original charge was immediately revoked by the judge..... The bad news: there are people so dumb they think they can get away with stuff like this. The worse news: it's definitely permanent.
- Two 17-year-old cousins in Plymouth, Wis, wondered what it would be like to be shot. The two decided to shoot themselves to find out, until a 34 year old relative stepped in and put a stop to it... by offering to do it for them. Each sought medical treatment after being shot in the leg, and the older man was arrested.
- A man went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that he could order 6,9, or 12 chicken mcnuggets. He asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" he replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right." she replied.
The man shook shook his head and ordered six mcnuggets.
- A person was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few items and lady behind him put her things ont he belt close to mine. So, he picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between their things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of his items, she picked up the 'divider' looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to him, "Do you know how much this is?"
He said to her, "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said, "OK" and he paid her for things and left. She had no clue to what just happened...
* Inuyasha must've done way dumber things than that. I still don't know what Kagome sees in him....