(Similar to Yo mama jokes...)
- Inuyasha's so dumb, he put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house
- Inuyasha's so dumb, he sat on the TV & watched the couch
- Inuyasha's so dumb, he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
- Inuyasha's so dumb, he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
- Inuyasha's so dumb, that under "Education" on his job application, he put "Hooked on Phonics."
- Inuyasha's so dumb, he cooked his own complimentary breakfeast.
- Inuyasha's so dumb, he got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
- Inuyasha's so dumb, he thinks socialism means partying!
- Inuyasha's so dumb, when he read on his job application to not write below the dotted line, he put "O.K."
- Inuyasha's so dumb, he got a part time job painting skittles.
- Inuyasha's so dumb, instead of taking #4 bus, he took the #2 bus twice.
- Inuyasha's so dumb, it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
- Inuyasha's so stupid, on his job application where it says emergency contact, he put 911.
- Inuyasha's so stupid, he asked for a price check at the 99 cent store
- Inuyasha's so stupid, he jumped out the window and went up.
- Inuyasha's so stupid, he said "what's the letter after x" and I said Y, he said "cause I wanna know."
- Inuyasha's so stupid he stnds up on an empty bus.
- Inuyasha's so stupid, he studied for a blood test & failed.
- Inuyasha's so stupid, he thought hamburger helper came with another person.
- Inuyasha's so stupid, he thought meow mix was a record for cats.
- Inuyasha's so stupid, he told everyone that he was "illegitiment" be cause he couldn't read.
- Inuyasha's so stupid that he sold the car for gas money.
- Inuyasha's so stupid, when he saw "under 17 not admitted" sign, he went home and got 16 friends.
- Inuyasha's so stupid, I saw him in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
- Inuyasha's so stupid, that he got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
*Few, from now on, I'm going to refer to Inuyasha as just IY*
- IY's so ugly, when he joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."
- IY's so ugly, his face is closed on weekends!
- IY's so ugly, his mama had to tie a steak around his neck to get the dogs to play with him.
- IY's so ugly, his picture is on the inside of Roach Motel.
- IY's so ugly, I took him to the haunted house and he came out with a job application.
- IY's so ugly, I took him to the zoo, the guy at the door said "thanks for bringing him back."
- IY's so ugly, instead of puting the bunge cord around his ankle, they put it around his neck
- IY's so ugly, just after he was born, his mama said, "What a treasure!" and his fater said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
- IY's so ugly, people go as him for Halloween.
- IY's so ugly, he can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
- IY's so ugly, he could scare the chrome off a bumper!
- IY's so ugly, he could scare the moss off a rock!
- IY's so ugly, he has to trick or treat over the hone.
- IY's so ugly, he looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
- IY's so ugly, he made an onion cry.
- IY's so ugly, he threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
- IY's so ugly, the last time he heard a whistle was when he got hit by a train.
- IY's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
- IY's so ugly, they know what time he was born, because his face stopped the clock!
- IY's so ugly, they pay him to put his clothes on in strip joints.
- IY's so ugly, they put his face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
- IY's so ugly, when he sits in the sand, the cat tries to bury him.
- IY's so ugly, when he was born, the doctor smacked everyone.
*Alright, I think that's it for now. I can't understand why Kagome would stick with that dumb, ugly, loser, when she can be with a real youkai, who's handsome and intelligent (me, Kouga!)*