Knock Knock Jokes The webmistress couldn't find any better jokes.  Well, whatevers.
	Knock!  Knock! Who's there? Madam Madam who? Open up!  Madam foot is stuck in the door! Knock!  Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Joe Mama! Knock!  Knock! Who's there? The interrupting cow. The interrupti... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Knock!  Knock! Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep! Knock!  Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry it's only a joke. Knock!  Knock! Who's there? Dwaine! Dwaine who? Quick!  Dwaine the pool!  I'm drowning! Knock!  Knock! Who's there? Centipede Centipede who? Centipede all over the christmas tree! Knock!  Knock! Who's there? Eileen Eileen who? Eileen over... you kiss my @$$! Knock!  Knock! Who's there? Woo Woo who? What are you so excited about? Knock!  Knock! Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? No!  Cows go moo. Knock!  Knock! Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock!  Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Just in time for a knock knock joke. Knock!  Knock! Who's there? AMSTERDAMN AMSTERDAMN WHO? AMSTERDAMN so tired of yo corny @$$ knock knock jokes, that I could scream! Knock!  Knock! Who's there? Inuyasha Inuyasha, that dumb @$$ turd, who? Stop those stupid jokes, Kouga you bastard Hey, this is my page Well, it's my series! Go home, Inu-koro Shut up, kono kuso ookami! Grrrr! Arghhh! (Inuyasha continuously knocks on the door while ringing the doorbell) Don't make me come out there Inu-koro! Go ahead and try! (Kouga kicks down the door, and the two get into a fight) "Mooo yamenasai!" (stop it already!) Monique, carrying a huge bat, knocks the two out. "That's it for knock knock jokes."