Subject: Dinosaur Droppings
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In my spare time, which I have quite of bit of now (taking a whopping 9 units this term), I have been wondering
about things at the house.
Q: Why do we have meat loaf?
A: We have meat loaf because we have always had meat loaf. We have meatloaf because the C-Team doesn't go to dinner to realize how shitty it is.
Q: Will we always have to have meat loaf?
A: No, but shit happens, and it keeps happening if nobody does anything about it. This is especially true with meat loaf.
Q: What will Alex do if we have meat loaf again?
A: I will shit in a serving tray full of my piss and cook it up. Then I will place this tray among the others at dinner. No one will know the difference.
If this pisses some of you off, I'm sorry, but I'm not paying $1000 a year for PSK food just so I can be poisoned.
Interesting quotes
Jack Handey's Top Five Quotes
5. "If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness."
4. "The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."
3. "We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with a whore he picked up in town."
2. "I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear."
1. "You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea."
"I feel like I should be locked up in a basement and be fed problems for the rest of my life."
- Fellow MIT student (a.k.a. Z, Boner)
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