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THE OFFICIAL LOSER CULT COLUMNS

These Columns are writen by Certain members of Teenchat2. These are the opinions of the columnists themselves, and are not neccesarily the opinions of any other member of the losercult or teenchat2. You may not sue me (Sunsinity/Erin/sunny4231) for this column or the information in it, because I just now am saying that it's your fault if you read this column and got mad. I will not take anything out of this column without asking Erykah about it first (other than grammar/spelling mistakes), so if you get mad about something, email the author instead cuz I dont give a care. :o).. see you guys all later!





7-05-01 Edition of "Break Ups" by CeCe
by Cecilia Johannah Gonzalez

Ok wow, I cant believe I made it to my 3rd column. But I knew I would so w/e. ne ways this column obviously is about break ups... I got the energy cuz my ex ex ex b/f Ivan and my ex b/f Richie just got girlfriends. *sigh* It sucks so I'm depressed n stuff right now. Oh wellz- like yallz wanna hear my whole life story ... ne ways my point being that break ups are hard n stuff and some people go suicidal for some strange reason. Maybe this column will help those kind of people -dont take it offensive if you are one of those people- well I'm not saying this will cut down on suicide or w/e. I'm not even saying that at all. ugh im gettin into this right now, so blah, here we go.


Quotes dedicated to hard break ups:

  • This time it's over and I'm keeping my heart, I'm gonna be strong and not fall apart... It'll get better, I'll no longer cry... In a couple of weeks I won't want to die ... I won't want to go back, I'll be able to sleep, ... It won't hurt so bad,... And it wont feel so deep.
  • I'm convincing myself, yes I'll find some one new, I wont be alone and I won't be with you, ... you're waiting for me, to crawl back to your side but no not this time... I'm keeping my pride .. so good bye forever,... I'll be on my way, it's gonna take some time but I'll be ok.
  • You left me behind, so I took a step foward, my pride started to get high , but when I saw you it got lowered, I pretend I dont care, but you know I do, deep down inside I got a feeling for you, and that feeling will linger on and on and it makes you think how something so good can go so wrong.
  • You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more.


    Advice for breaking up:

  • Spend time with your friends, they'll make you feel better.
  • Don't put yourself down, it only makes it worse.
  • Try dating more often. Maybe you'll meet some one and forget about whats his/her name.
  • Why is it when a girl and a guy break up, the guy feels less guilty and moves on sooner than the girl?

    Oh wellz, as much sence as this thing had to make, I'm done. *sigh* oh wellz, if ya don't like it, I dont care. but blah, ok till when i feel very emotional or w/e I'll write another one.
    *-CeCe-*




    5-21-01 edition of "Guys Who Lead Girls On" by CeCe

    Ok first of all this column is dedicated to the guys who think leading girls on is fun. Well... it can be fun for you but hello how about us? iI think its rude and it gets almost every single girl frustrated >:\.

    Quotes Dedicated To Leading on:

  • Dont say that you love me if you don't really mean it because I will do something crazy like believe it.
  • No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
  • If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart
  • I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry(( ugh this really happens to a girl :/)
  • every day you said "i want you " i believed it to but then my beliefs went to a crash the day you ran with "some one new "
  • Someday youll cry for me, like I cried for you, someday you'll miss me like I missed you, someday you'll need me like I needed you, someday you'll love me but I wont love you!
  • if you love me let me know... if you dont.... then let me go....
  • He looked me deeply in the eyes. he lied and said "i won't make u cry" and when i thought it was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new

    Advice for the "lead on male "
  • dont say you love some one if you dont mean it
  • dont flirt with a girl to much they might think that you want them and when they find out they go crazy (trust me i know)
  • dont say your "interested " or "into you " and then never talk to them again
  • q: why some do guys consider girls play things?

    well ill write another column when i have time or just feel like it :) mwazh
    ~*~CeCe~*~




    5-14-01 edition of Erykah's Losercult Column

    Mmkay...I’m doin anotha column thingy but I dun think I’ma have n e gossip on this one....dun feel like fightin wif n e of ya this time. Despite tha rumors, the Loser Cult is not over. Just the points are over. Its gonna be a fun thing now wif no competition fer points. Ok, wif that out tha way, lemme tell ya bout tha TeenChat2 superlatives. I made up da questions mahself but not tha choices, ppl picked those on their own(wif the exception of the nicest one and I only picked Kemba, Erin and Ariel, Andy juz wanted to be weird by saying my name.) I started takin the votes on Friday, May 12th and I took the last votes on Monday, May 14th. 24 people voted. Before you get all pissy becuz your name was in a category you dont like or your name WASN’T in a category you woulda liked, let me say that I only voted once. Believe me or not, I don’t care. The results don’t necessarily reflect my personal opinion. Do ya get what I’m tryina say heah? But n e waYz, it’s all in fun so lighten up.

    Erbody wanted to pick different ppl for different categories so that’s why there’s so friggin many answer thingys.


    Nicest:

  • 12 votes for Erin

  • 6 votes for Ariel

  • 5 votes for Kemba

  • 1 vote for Erykah


    Best Couple:

  • 6 votes for Amber and Justin

  • 3 votes for Derrick and Kemba

  • 2 were undecided

  • 2 said “no one, we’re all too fucked up”

  • 1 vote for Allan and CeCe, Erin and Kirby, Erin and Alex, Erin and Sam, Erin and Erykah, Erykah and Amber, Erykah and Mickey, Erykah and Robert, Chastity and Andre, Mark and ANYONE. Kyle and Matt


    Biggest Bitch:

  • 13 votes for Erykah

  • 11 votes for Amber


    Most Likely To Succeed:

  • 4 votes for Russell

  • 4 for Jenna

  • 2 for Erin

  • 2 for Mickey

  • 2 for Andy

  • 2 for Allan

  • 2 for undecided

  • 1 for Dave, Kemba, Joe, Chris, Derrick

  • 1 for No one at all


    Least Likely To Succeed:

  • 5 votes for Derrick

  • 2 for Daphnee

  • 2 for Amber

  • 3 for Aaron

  • 1 for Kyle, Manny, SexyBadBoyQuarterback69, Robert, Michael, Erin, Jeff, Prince, Alex, Mark, Mickey, and Everyone


    Newest Newcomer You Wish Would Go Back To Whereva Tha Hell They Came From:

  • 6 votes for Pam

  • 11 for {KoH} ppl

  • 1 for SMoKE, Keeper, Angel_Of_Darkness, Raymond, Danny

  • 1 was undecided

  • 1 said no one

    2 People Most Likely To Meet In Person One Day:

  • 8 votes for Erykah and Amber

  • 3 for Erykah and Mickey

  • 1 for Erykah and Tyra, Erykah and Erin, Erykah and Jenna, CeCe and Derrick, CeCe and Manny, CeCe and Danny, Danny and Sabin, Danny and Kirby, Mark and Sabrina, Russell and Pondy, Joe and Amber, Robert and Sheerah


    Weirdest Person:

  • 14 votes for Russell

  • 6 for Mark

  • 1 for Erykah, Robert, Amber and Jeff


    Person Who Disappeared You Wish Would Come Back:

  • 6 votes for Luisa

  • 4 votes for Formerly

  • 4 votes for Maria

  • 3 votes for Justin-c

  • 2 votes for Scarecrow

  • 2 votes for Andy (Lazy)

  • 1 vote for Manny, Tyra, Ariel


    So yea dats it untill neXt time. If you wanna send me hate mail at ErykahThaCrackBaby@hotmail.com please do so but do NOT send me mail asking about who picked what cuz all answers are to be kept confidential.

    So there is is...feel free ta make da min0r changes n stuff ya alwayz d0..hope its go0d n ya like it..love Ya mah heating pad i need fer when i get really bad cramps = )

    ~Erykah~



    Past Editions of Columns:


    CeCe's Official Losercult Male advice Column

    This Column is for guys who think they know everything the ladies want (But they dont)! So here are some pick up lines that DONT WORK. I repeat: THESE PICK UP LINES DONT WORK. So maybe you will learn something here, okay?

  • You Look Like a hooker I knew in fresno.
  • You're ugly but you intrigue me.
  • Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cuz I look good in them.
  • Are those implants?
  • I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?(EW THAT IS KORNY!)
  • Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
  • Your parents must be bakers cuz they sure put out a great set of buns {u perverted dawgs}

    CeCe's 3 Quotes of the week

  • Do you have some puertorican in you?
    Would you like a little puertorican in you? (For the guys! lol)
  • My computer Must be a guy because I always turn him on... grrrrrrr
  • Remember my name
    remember my face
    Cuz there aint no otha honey
    That can take my place!!! (Tru tru)

    Question Of Da Week!!!
    ok people dis is da question of da week... if u know da answer put it on the message bored i will read it. the most question i have on my mind ok!!!

    Q) wHy is it when a guy has game he is known as a pro but when a girl takes a shot she is known as a hoe?


    On Luv And Advice
    Here are some quotes on love read them. You might understand them or you might not. There will be 5 of them each week so ENJOY!

  • Would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me..at all?
  • It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin sumone when your heart still does......
  • Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :)
  • I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry :(
  • Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?"
  • You can fall from the sky
    You can fall from a tree
    But the best way to fall
    Is in love with me

    OK PEOPLE TILL NEXT WEEK BUH BYEZ MWAZH!

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