amab01.wav ~ Buffy: But the most favourite thing so far, he doesn't seem to be
any kind of hell beast.
Faith: All men are beasts, Buffy.
Buffy: Ok, I was hoping not to get that cynical till I was at least 40.
Faith: It's not cynical, I mean, it's realistic.  Every guy from manimals down to Mr.
"I love the English Patient" has beast in him.  And I don't care how sensitive they act,
they're all still just in it for the chase.

amab02.wav ~ Faith:  You can't trust guys.
Buffy:  You cal trust some guys.. Really, I've read about them.

amab03.wav ~ Faith: Ronnie, deadbeat; Steve, klepto; Kenny, drummer.
Eventually I just had to face up to my destiny as a loser magnet.

amab04.wav ~ Oz: Well, victim number, Jeff.  He was in jazz band with us.
They used to horse around.
Faith: They were screwing?
Oz: I don't think so, but he hid her music comp. book once.

amab05.wav ~ Faith: Which means that he was killed during the
day.
Willow: Yes!  Sorry, I got...  I just meant...  It's horrible, horrible...

fht01.wav ~ Faith: So, it's about 118 degrees, and I'm sleeping without
a stitch on.  And all of the sudden I hear this screaming from outside.
So i go tearing, stark nude and this church bus had broken down
and there's these three vamps feasting on half of the baptists in South Boston.  So I waste the vamps and the preacher comes up and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow, when all of the sudden the cops pulled up and they arrested us both.
Xander: Wow, they should film that story and show it every Christmas.

fht02.wav ~Faith:  Isn't it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and
horny?
Buffy:  Well, sometimes I crave a non-fat yogurt afterwards.

fht03.wav ~ Oz: Uh, now, you both kill vamps, and who could blame you, but I'm
wondering about your position on werewolves.
Willow:  Oz is a werewolf.
Buffy:  It's a long story.
Oz: I got bit.
Buffy: Apparently not that long.
Faith:  Hey, as long as you don't go scratching on me and humping my leg, we're
five by five, you know.
Oz: Fair enough.

fht04.wav ~ Buffy: What is wrong with you?
Faith: What are you talking about?
Buffy: I'm talking about you living large on that vampire.
Faith: Gee, if doing violence on vampires upsets you, I think you're
in the wrong line of work.
Buffy:  Yah, or maybe you like it a little to much.
Faith:  I was getting the job done.
Buffy:  The job is to slay demons, not beat them to a bloody pulp
while their friends corner me.

fht05.wav ~ Faith: You're confused twinkie, let me clear you up.
Vampire, slyer, dead vampire.

fht06.wav ~Faith: What are you getting so strung up for, B?
Buffy: Why are your lips still moving, F?
Faith:  Did I just hear a threat?
Buffy: Would you like to?
Faith:  Wow, you think you could take me?
Buffy: Yah.

fht07.wav ~ Buffy: Um, maybe I should introduce you again.  Faith, this is Giles.
Faith: I see him.  If I'd have known they came that young and cute I would've
requested a transfer.
Buffy: Raise your hand if "ew!".

hco1.wav ~ Faith: Well, screw him, alright.  You move on and you party, heavily,
and you're fine.

hc02.wav ~ Faith: Scott?  There you are, honey.  Hey, good news.  The
doctor said the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up,
but we gotta keep using the ointment.