Warning

It is well know that pies in vast amounts turn people form "normal", to "fat bastards". such fat pie eating bastards can be seen around every town, city and now every village, thanks to Bettys Pie shop. Alot of these pie eating victims are already out casts of our society - being ginger, ska listening, tie wearing, loud/hawaiian shirt wearing, "T'is True" saying, and people who have initails of TM. If you fit into 4 of these then you are proned to pie eating. If you fit into all of these then you must be a victim already and we want to help. STOP EATING PIES STOP SAYING T'IS TRUE WHAT? YOU LIKE THAT RED TIE YOU MADE IN TEXTTILES LESSON????really??? ARRGGHHHHhhhh NOT LESS THAN JAKE!! TURN IT OFF oh fuck it i cant help you...no one can, its gone to far....... If you know anyone who is proned to devouring pies of the beef and onions variety then please help them before its to late.

You know it gets to late for help when these people start to like SPAM Yes, to everyone else its disgusting and noones completly sure what it is, but these people love it and sing about it SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,etc.etc.etc..........the Monty Python Spam song, will be heard constantly and drain out all other noise, untill they stop to eat pie or dance to ska. When they reach this level you should have lost all hope.

At the site of a pie the excitement is to much, for one victim. Are you like this? If so call : 0 -1-500-U-FAT-BASTARD

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These pictures were supplyed by a fellow fat person, just to make things clear lets call him "Skaman Tom", just to name him. here is his belly

Here is his friends who are stuck in Bettys Pies as they cant get out.

Bettys Pies have to say the following warning