Numbers 9-1, Numbers 9-1? Anyone!!!!
 Johnny Chan once said in
the movie The Fast and the Furious: Your dead meat white boy! How true
could have Johnny's words been on Sunday. Not even the endless amounts of NOS coming
out of Timmy Tackles ass after a night on Speights could stop the fast little
bastards running rings around the hapless (not hopeless yet) strikers. Right
from the kick off the Hong Kong Phooey fan club looked like they had spent the
summer watching Hong Kong Phooey on the cartoon network and not watching Fat
Albert and the Cosby Kids as some other team obviously did. The big rig couldn't
even get close enough to Chicken Fried Rice (Number 10) as he carved his way
through 10 strikers and three HKPFC members to score his third goal of the first
five minutes. The little phooey-cateirs then proceeded to giggle and fart every
time steam came off Big Nig when he headed the ball, and in between that they
scored when they pretty much felt like it. Bring on the A's.
Highlights of the game:
1. Timmy Tackles abuse from the back. It is good to see some abuse coming
from the back and not only from a very well schooled striker.
2. Jesus and his relentless crusade against anyone of colour.
3. Blinkers Norton slotting away a perfect ball from inspirational One Touch.
4. Matt Mark Mike turning up on time and partly sober.
5. Unco got a right ass ramming in his first game as goalie but still got
player of the day.
Regards:
Nurse Norman.
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Round
1
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Ilam 2
07 April 2002 |
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Strikers 1
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Blinkers (1) |
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CHCH Korea 9 |
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Quang Five (3)
Chicken Fried Rice (3)
Bami Goreng (1)
Quang Six (1)
Andre Me CockPopsov (1)
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Halftime
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Strikers 1
CHCH Korea 6 |
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