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"Hi Ronny it is Tim here".
"Hi Tim, how are you going?"
"........."
"Tim are you there?"
"Tim?"
"I can't play this week I got hit in the head
today at rugby"
"That's no good Tim, what happened?"
"........."
"Tim?"
"Got wacked when I wasn't looking. I can still
come and watch though"
"Alright then Tim, can Tony play though?"
"........."
"Tim?"
"Got wacked when I wasn't looking. I can still
come and watch though"
"All-righty then Tim, I will see you tomorrow"
"........."
"Tim?".
And that is how the dreaded phone call went on
Saturday night when Tim/Tony rang the skipper. It was not the best way to begin
the CSSL Shield, with one of the most respected Right Backs in the league
unavailable, but the skipper was keen to put it behind him and look forward. The
Strikers were looking good with their flash new match ball. They also had a new
onion sack that unfortunately was about as good as the great Dexter Ragm's favorite
pair of undies on a hot day keeping balls from passing through the gaps. The
game started in the normal fashion with the Strikers struggling for players and
Nige having a Fag. The Strikers looked in control from the outset and never
looked like losing the game. One Touch finally got off the duck to carry on his
way to 50 goals in the Sunday League. 4-0 should of been more but the skipper
told me he was happy with the win and seeing gazza's man hood after the
game.
Highlights
1. Tony forgetting the oranges and agreeing to pay a fine of $20
2. Norts shouting some jugs for his birthday.
3. Bones almost getting a goal.
Regards
Nurse Norm
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