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Scorpions once said: Take me, to the magic of a moment, on a glory night. And
what a glory filled night it was on Saturday, the Crusaders kicking ass, the
Warriors winning and Tony Willets almost scoring with a bird that was old enough
to be his mother. If Uma Oldnuglybird had not fallen over before Tones was to whisk
her away from the euphoric scenes at the Grumpy Mole, she would of been in for a
night of passion on the banks of the Avon river like many other birds have with
big Tones. But Tones used his judgment to save himself for another night. Lucky
for Uma I say.
To carry the trend on for the weekend the Strikers kicked ass 6 - 1. The
Federation 2 soccer board have had reports of the Strikers receiving some dodgy
reffing calls this season, which could of been a factor in their poor results
this year. So along comes Mr Badge 432, he stamps his authority early in the
piece with a quick run over the rules. "Noz swearzing, no puzzing ze goalz
keepzer on ze cornerz". Iz call ze game as Iz seez it, have a goodz game.
He was very smart Mr Badge 432, when the Strikers had finished giggling and
farting while his was speaking, the question came:
"where you from mate?"
"acrozz ze shanel".
"hu, Wellington?"
Luckily the Strikers geography is as good as Tony's step. Because Mr Badge
432 had spotted a bloody hippy in our midst. Oh the trouble there could of been.
Mr Bagde 432 had been asked to leave a Green Peace dinner just weeks before for
asking for Rainbow Warrior Soup. If the hippy had smelt a frog I'm sure there
would of been some serious incense burning between his ears!
All through the game Mr
Badge 432 was mumbling:
Tous les hippies mourront. Je pense que Tony aura un grand pénis. Ce numéro 10 est rapide.
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A tribute has to be
paid to Groggy who is leaving our shores to sort out some personal problems with
Trigger. Groggy has been a valuable member of the Strikers from day one. He had
some soccer skills, he had the cool hair, he had it made. The skipper tells me
that Goggy was the best Junior on the infamous trip to Dunedin via Oamaru. The
Strikers will certainly miss him in the midfield and at he booza.
Good on you Grog, and
god speed my son!
Regards
Nurse Norm
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