Girls farts is on fire!

He has done it! Girls farts has just pissed off his 1000th sick fetish searcher. Yes folks last Sunday the 2nd of June 2002 at 1pm the lucky 1000th visitor to girls farts player profile page had just been disappointed. Good on you girls farts, things were always going to go your way on Sunday with the 1000th visitor to your page.

The Strikers nock off their first international team of the season with a well rounded 2-1 victory over Mediteraneo. The former players of Real Madrid, Barcelona and Tasmania High School 3rd Eleven were no match for the inform strikers. Before the match the strikers were telling stories about their busy weeks, the odd joke about Tony's cock and banging balls aimlessly near the goal. Who was to know that the strikers were going to be on their game? It was sublime football from the time the whistle was blown by a chap in a wheelchair who had 40 years experience reffing soccer. The ball was on a string, a particularly long string, but on a string all the same. The normally inform Blinkers was off his game though, and with the solid One Touch out of sorts this season the Strikers could of been in trouble. But the most visited player profile (girls farts) stepped up to the mark an slotted away two magnificent goals. There it was, the Strikers knocking off one of the big guns in the 3rd division (who had previously slammed the A's 4-0!!). Maybe the Strikers have come of age this week, maybe it had something to do with the Fonz being in goal for a half? Maybe it was just meant to be after the 1000th visitor had joined the ranks of so many before him, looking for, well what could you be looking for? how can you see girls farting? Or are they looking for sound files? And if they did find one, how do they know it is a girl farting and not some fat guy wearing a tracksuit in a bedroom with his wife in bed, blowing raspberries and charging $2.95 a fart so his son Jason can get a Big Mac on Tuesday? 

These are the stats as of 03/06/02.

Page Hits 
player_profile_big_little_bones.htm 18 
player_profile_boka.htm 1 
player_profile_canned_ham.htm 28 
player_profile_cyclone_matt.htm 29 
player_profile_dirty.htm 21 
player_profile_dragm.htm 72 
player_profile_fingers.htm 1 
player_profile_fonz.htm 34 
player_profile_forrest.htm 1 
player_profile_fudge.htm 26 
player_profile_girls_farts.htm 1000 
player_profile_grogan.htm 18 
player_profile_hoffa.htm 29 
player_profile_jesus.htm 26 
player_profile_junior.htm 9 
player_profile_matty_mark_mike.htm 2 
player_profile_one_touch.htm 58 
player_profile_shoes.htm 0 
player_profile_sick_boy.htm 8 
player_profile_tackle.htm 20 
player_profile_tin_tin.htm 20 
player_profile_trigger.htm 30 
player_profile_tubs.htm 1 

 

Regards

Nurse Norm

Div 3 Round 8

Mediteraneo 
02 June 2002


Strikers 2

Gash 2


Mediteraneo 1

Turkish Delight 1


Halftime

Strikers 1
Medteraneo 0

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