Don't Hog my Memory (To the tune of "Don't Stand So Close To Me")
New system, 486
It should run properly.
All software, provided,
Thats what Bill said to me.
The install, took ages,
And half my hard drive space.
Its running, so slowly,
My 386 keeps pace.
Don't hog
Don't Hog my
Don't hog my memory.
The drivers, multiply
What do I need these for?
V-B-Run, 300,
And still it asks for more,
Temptation, Frustration,
So bad it makes me cry,
Disk access, Ballistic,
This poor drive's gonna fry..
Don't Hog,
Don't Hog my
Don't Hog My Memory.
GPF, already,
I just can't beleive it.
They say its, so easy
Boy what a load of *bleep*
Lord help me, I'm thinking,
Might get a Mac-in-tosh
Or something, More useful
A Sun Sparc Unix Box
Don't Hog,
Don't Hog My,
Don't Hog My Memory.
Please Don't Hog My Memory..
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