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What do we get for ten dollahs?! Posted: 28-Oct-2001
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  • Houston, TX
  • Age 25  ~  Gemini
  • Gook
  • Skinny
  • 5'6
  • No kids... at least none that he knows of
  • Doesn't smoke
  • Drinks to the point where he'll start flailing around in mud in the middle of the street.
  • Doesn't like to talk about his religion.
  • Law School Graduate
  • Works part-time yet bitches about it full-time
  • Kids?!
Marital Status: Perpetual Bachelor
Preferred Relationship Type(s):   Artists · Neurotics · Angsty · Engaged/Married Women · Bartenders

Sometimes lines taken out of context can say more about a person than some stupid fucking self-serving self-description:

  • No Brian, her laughing at you in bed doesn't make her funny.
  • Sometimes I can understand what some feminists are trying to say... well up to the point where they try to take away my porn.
  • Hey wait a minute... Just cause I don't brag about my math score on my SAT and talk about having a small dick doesn't mean I'm not Asian
  • Dude, my pornographic memory doesn't work with guys
Interests:   · Porn · Movies (Porn) · Hot women · Music (Porn) · Photography (Porn) · Bitching
Group Affiliations:  Not an orgy type of guy. He'd have to dress and act different. He'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and he'd need a new bedspread and new curtains he'd have to get thick carpeting and weird lighting. He'd have to get new friends. He'd have to get orgy friends.

In your family, who are you known as?   The porno cousin
What do you expect on a first date?   at least a slap
What's your favorite season?   The Fall TV lineup
What would you want to have if you were stranded on a deserted island?   Kirsten Dunst
What do you tend to daydream about?   See above...
What bothers you most?   Little Jews that think they're funny
The coolest toy ever is...   Sybian™
The perfect escape is...   drinking without the hangover.
How do you feel about pets?   As pets, not sexual accessories.

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Ad ID: personals-13-OU812 Posted: 28-Oct-2001

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