- Houston, TX
- Age 25 ~ Gemini
- Gook
- Skinny
- 5'6
- No kids... at least
none that he knows of
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- Doesn't smoke
- Drinks to the point
where he'll start flailing around in mud in the
middle of the street.
- Doesn't like to talk
about his religion.
- Law School Graduate
- Works part-time yet
bitches about it full-time
- Kids?!
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Marital Status: Perpetual
Bachelor
Preferred Relationship Type(s): Artists · Neurotics
· Angsty · Engaged/Married Women · Bartenders |
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Sometimes lines taken out of context can say more about
a person than some stupid fucking self-serving self-description:
- No Brian, her laughing at you in bed doesn't make
her funny.
- Sometimes I can understand what some feminists are
trying to say... well up to the point where they try to
take away my porn.
- Hey wait a minute... Just cause I don't brag about
my math score on my SAT and talk about having a small
dick doesn't mean I'm not Asian
- Dude, my pornographic memory doesn't work with guys
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Interests: · Porn
· Movies (Porn) · Hot women · Music (Porn) · Photography (Porn)
· Bitching
Group Affiliations: Not an orgy type of guy.
He'd have to dress and act different. He'd have to grow a
mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and he'd need
a new bedspread and new curtains he'd have to get thick carpeting
and weird lighting. He'd have to get new friends. He'd have
to get orgy friends.
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