Stripper Vicar
Eb5
Dear Mavis I'm compelled to write this letter
C5
In the hope that you may soon be getting better
Eb5
I've a feeling you should go and see a doctor
C5
If you haven't then you know you really oughta
G#5
I was worried so I went to see the vicar
F5
But before I could confess he first confessed to be a stripper
Eb5
Dear Mavis it was very strange to see him
C5
So I thought I'd write and ask your opinion
Eb5
Should I grass on him, report him to the cardinal
C5
Or whether I should egg him on to turn professional
G#5
If I dob on him they'll call him plastic scouser
F5
But the only thing the stripper wears is plastic trousers
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Mavis' opinion is all we really seek
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Mavis' opinion is all we should we...
Cm7 F5
Lie while he's still alive?
Cm7 F5
Should we lie while he's still alive?
G5 G#5
'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it
Eb5
Dear Mavis, thought I'd follow up my letter
C5
Drop a line about the fate of our poor vicar
Eb5
Very tragically his time on earth is ended
C5
Found him gagged and bound in stockings and suspenders
G#5
Dear Mavis if you tell us what your thoughts are
F5
And I hope that they're not biased 'cos you are the vicar's daughter
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Mavis' opinion is all we really seek
C Em/B Am7 G G#5 G5 C5
Mavis' opinion is all we should we...
Cm7 F5
Lie now that he has died?
Cm7 F5
Should we lie now that he has died?
G5 G#5
'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it
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Cm7
And we know him as our vicar and by night a part-time stripper
F5
And the vicar got suspended in his stockings and suspenders
Cm7
And he's making wine from water while he dresses like his daughter
F5
And we know that he's a rip off 'cos we've seen him with his kit off
Cm7 F5
Lie now that he has died?
Cm7 F5
Should we lie now that he has died?
G5 G#5
'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it!
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