• "I'll tell you what to do. Go that way. Really fast. If something gets in your way.....turn."
    "What a coach."
  • "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. The doctor said she'll be okay, I guess she just wont be able to eat any spicy foods for a while...heh."
  • "Tentacles, NT, big difference."
  • "Him."
    "mm-hmm"
    "and her?"
    "uh-huh."
    "That makes sense."
  • "What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?"
  • "She only speaks french Roy, she doesn't speak imbecile."
  • "Four weeks. Twenty papers. That's two dollars. Plus tip."
    "Gee, Johnny, I don't have a dime. Sorry."
    "Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars."
    "Well, it's funny, see, my mom had to leave early to take my, my brother to school and my dad to work, 'cause-"
    "Two dollars. Cash."
    "See, the problem here is, is that my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and, and uh, my grandmother dropped acid, and she freaked out and hijacked a school bus full of penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis, so, come back later? Great."
  • "Excuse me. This is truly a sublime metamorphosis of the Lane Myer I think the crowds were expecting to see here at Brodie Mountain today. Perhaps you can tell us what. What brought on such an enchanting exhilirating feat?"
    "Language lessons!"
    "Language lessons. Inspired words from a man who knows how to ski."
  • "Right-off!"
    "On dad."
    "ON...right-on."
  • "So you will not tell?"
    "What, that you're a dodgers fan?"

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