Welcome to
the BARBIE CANNIBAL FEAST
The BARBIE CANNIBAL FEAST! What a wonderful way to live! The Barbie Dolls
sitting around their picnic blanket in the park, dining on fresh, roasted,
leg of Ken. Mmmmmm...you can almost smell the scent of crisp flesh wafting in the breeze.
Now let me introduce you to your new friends.
Debbie
the blonde Barbie with unruly hair.
Angela
Ballerina Barbie. Beautiful brown hair and eyes to match. Complete with tutu.
Amy
Rollerblade Barbie has orange and pink clothes. I like those colors!
Courtney
Babysitting Courtney, but where is the baby?
Food Inspector
Here is the baby! The Food Inspector is constantly trying to thwart the Barbie's fun.
Roxie
Lady Lovely Locks; not an official Barbie but invited anyway.
Arch Hall
Blonde guy who's missing a leg.
Benji
Western Ken doll who has a broken neck that causes him to stare at the sky.
Arch Hall Jr.
Son of Arch Hall. Looks like he's real nervous...hope he doesn't crack anytime soon...
There you have it. One of the most twisted Barbie Pages on the Web. Another twisted Barbie page: The Gennie Chronicles
Have a good day and don't forget to eat your toes.
