Q: Who the hell is MEOW?
A: Read if you want...

Q: What the hell is all this MEOW crap?!?!!
A: It is a joke to myself as my initials are MEW and I'm allergic to cats. The cat featured on this site was once mine. We never gave him a name, merely called him "kitty" and that ended up being on the vet records. My mother put kitty in kitty heaven.

Q: Why are you such a bitch?
A: Why are you such an asshole?