My dahlin' droogies, I'd make eggy weggies and french fries for you anytime you desire. Just once, though. Seriously guys, I'm not your fucking slave. I wish so much for all of you. To those I've lost communication with, you have no idea how much it would bring me to tears if you would set pen to paper (even in the virtual sense).

CHILDHOOD YEARS
miriam
Miriam
probably the purest person in the world, and I mean that in the very best most sincere way
words do not have the capacity to describe this angel
I feel so dirty and corrupted in your awesome presence
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Rocelle
what great times we had
looking back, you were my sister
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Vena
unfortunately I can only theorize about the abrupt ending of our friendship
I felt like part of your lovely family
sadly I don't know if you no longer wished to be my friend due to my ineptness at communication or my ignorance to the prejudices of the world
miki
Miki
since you do not speak English you'll probably never read this but..
you were such a great friend
you helped to create a period in my life that I will always look back on with warmth
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Michelle and Katrina
as evil as it is to combine two people into one memory..
was ours one of those relationships that Margaret Cho describes as "Then There's The Ho"?
despite the phenomenally good bond we had, I look back at it with talk show philosophy: "then they probably weren't your friend to begin with"
I have almost adopted the Pig saying "Find it. Fuck it. Forget it. Forever." but there are traces I can never forget

ADOLESCENCE
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Lisa
you were my therapist and I spent many hours on the virtual couch
since I got wired I've gotten lazy but I will always look back at the numerous pages with tendernous
I am forever grateful for your friendship
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Gloria
we were so close and so distant at the same time it would've taken scientific probing to understand the dynamics of our relationship
I know one day when will are geographically closer our friendship will experience a rebirth
christina
Christina
close then nothing then very close then nothing
thank you for allowing me into the Mohican kingdom
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Mike
we spent little time together but you made me into the faghag I am today, just kidding!
just one thing, please don't name your cars anymore, that's so straight, it's not becoming
candice
Candice
the amount of your craziness and innocence amazes me
thank you for all the wild memories

YOUNG ADULT
veronica
Veronica
you deserve the highest esteem and the creation of a new word in the English language to describe your essence
carlos and dave
Carlos and Dave
it was good while it lasted
something you don't know is: you restored my faith in men only to destroy it
eva
Eva
even though when I push your buttons I may seem hurtful, you know you are my beloved piggy
but if you need to be slapped then I shall be the first to do it
you may think I'm a bitch, but honey, you haven't even seen the bitch side, yet!