What You Didn't Know About Frosty

What You Didn’t Know About Frosty

Frosty the snowman was a cold man indeed,
He was in a gang and often smoked weed,
Working with Santa he thought up a plan,
But Santa double-crossed him and gave him a tan,
Frosty vowed to kill the fat fellow,
And got his revenge as the old fart let out a bellow,
With Santa out of the picture,
Frosty was free,
To go out on a massive killing spree,
Dressed up as the jolly gift-giver,
Frosty set out on the town,
To terrorize the city and make the cops frown,
Confused as they were, the police went up North,
To interrogate Rudolph and force out a lore,
The police knew of Frosty so they thought up a bust,
To get the cold snowman and thwart the unjust,
The showdown began at three in the morn,
The cop cars arrived, blowing their horns,
But Frost was prepared and pulled out his Glock,
To saw down the cops, they were all dead by four o’clock,
The mayor was desperate so he hired a hit-man,
To murder Frosty and all of his clan,
The man was a pro, but what could you expect,
Unluckily for him, he was going for snow,
And that’ where it ends, as spring came around,
But be careful next year of that white flaky mound.
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