Ever cross word puzzle from every magazine I could find was done before twelve o'clock noon
I waited and waited for the phone call with anticipation that would challenge the fever of a little boy waiting to get off the school bus on the last day
The phone rang I gasped
She said hi, I said yes
They said come, I said yes
They said no come over here, I said no here
I said we should flip for it, they said but I already have
I laughed and I grabbed a quarter and I said call it
They said heads, I said tails
It was tails I said to them in shear satisfation
They said you win I'll be right over
I said stop by and pick up some Hershey's chocolates
or
It wasn't tails
Is that crazy
That's pretty bad isn't it
That's all i gotta hear